Do you even Crock-Pot bro? DFD Cooking Thread

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KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:28 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:27 pm

Beetus doe.
Don't you have to be fat for that? If not....fuuuuuvk
I'm suggesting that if all you ate was PO TAE TOES if wouldn't go well for you.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:32 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:28 pm

Don't you have to be fat for that? If not....fuuuuuvk
I'm suggesting that if all you ate was PO TAE TOES if wouldn't go well for you.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:32 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:28 pm

Don't you have to be fat for that? If not....fuuuuuvk
I'm suggesting that if all you ate was PO TAE TOES if wouldn't go well for you.
Well, it has to go with a side of Jameson...
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Desertbreh wrote:
KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:28 pm Don't you have to be fat for that? If not....fuuuuuvk
I'm suggesting that if all you ate was PO TAE TOES if wouldn't go well for you.
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Can't wait to do a smoked brisket in my crockpot this week. A little liquid smoke goes a long way!
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Speaking of brisket, Costco has prime brisket for like 4.99 a pound.

Smoke it up, baby
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dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:24 pm Can't wait to do a smoked brisket in my crockpot this week. A little liquid smoke goes a long way!
Best with dollar store steak.
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Melon wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:01 pm
dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:24 pm Can't wait to do a smoked brisket in my crockpot this week. A little liquid smoke goes a long way!
Best with dollar store steak.
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Melon wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:01 pm
dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:24 pm Can't wait to do a smoked brisket in my crockpot this week. A little liquid smoke goes a long way!
Best with dollar store steak.
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I would smash that for 1$
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Melon wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:01 pm
dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:24 pm Can't wait to do a smoked brisket in my crockpot this week. A little liquid smoke goes a long way!
Best with dollar store steak.
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4zilch wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:41 pm
Melon wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:01 pm

Best with dollar store steak.
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Guaranfuckingtee they spell out thirty in hopes the people buying it can't read but could understand it was crap if it said "30%"
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dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:24 pm Can't wait to do a smoked brisket in my crockpot this week. A little liquid smoke goes a long way!

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4zilch wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:41 pm
Melon wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:01 pm

Best with dollar store steak.
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wap wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:04 pm
4zilch wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:41 pm

Enhanced with up 30% solution
:wtf: is bromelain?
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wap wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:04 pm
4zilch wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:41 pm

Enhanced with up 30% solution
:wtf: is bromelain?
Knock-off Bro-Melon
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Melon wrote: Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:44 am
wap wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:04 pm

:wtf: is bromelain?
Knock-off Bro-Melon
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I want instant pot ribs with liquid smoke and no sauce.
brain go brrrrrr
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Baguette slices with Nutella and old vine zin. Brunch of champions.

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troyguitar wrote: Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:22 pm Baguette slices with Nutella and old vine zin. Brunch of champions.

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But how. Much time did you waste setting up the pinshit photo that could have been better utilized doing something useful?
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troyguitar wrote: Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:22 pm Baguette slices with Nutella and old vine zin. Brunch of champions.

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damn, thats a hella :waxer: countertop.

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dubshow wrote:
troyguitar wrote: Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:22 pm Baguette slices with Nutella and old vine zin. Brunch of champions.

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damn, thats a hella :waxer: countertop.

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Our kitchen is all IKEA. Looks nice but I don't think it will last. Luckily we'll be long gone before it matters.

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troyguitar wrote: Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:40 pm
dubshow wrote:
damn, thats a hella :waxer: countertop.

:troywax:
Our kitchen is all IKEA. Looks nice but I don't think it will last. Luckily we'll be long gone before it matters.

Dat $150k :haus: lyfe.
such privilege.

we don't even have a swamp ikea.
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Whipped this up for some smash day feed.

Garlic butter wine sawce with bay scallops and shrimp some peppahs over steam zucchini zoodles

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troyguitar wrote: Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:40 pm
dubshow wrote:
damn, thats a hella :waxer: countertop.

:troywax:
Our kitchen is all IKEA. Looks nice but I don't think it will last. Luckily we'll be long gone before it matters.

Dat $150k :haus: lyfe.
:impressive: :haus: value is nearly equal to income.
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Melon wrote: Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:44 am
wap wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:04 pm

:wtf: is bromelain?
Knock-off Bro-Melon
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The real thing or :gtfo:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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