Do you even Crock-Pot bro? DFD Cooking Thread

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Whachu cookin'?? Baking, grilling, microwaving.

I whipped up an olive oil cake this morning. 5/7 on appearance but waiting on Zilch to dive in tonight... so we'll see.

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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno's treats are 5/7.

Yes, I meant that.
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pretty sure those brownies made me gain 3lbs that I had to turn around and loose.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:07 pm pretty sure those brownies made me gain 3lbs that I had to turn around and loose.
I'll bring you more in three weeks.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:26 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:07 pm pretty sure those brownies made me gain 3lbs that I had to turn around and loose.
I'll bring you more in three weeks.
You're so evil.

I look forward to said brownies.
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Oh man, we're gonna get a lot of use out of :drool: in this thread, starting with Sno's cake.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Dat countertop is :jimp:
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Apex wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:25 pm Dat countertop is :jimp:
Spoiler alert, out countertops are shitty Formica in a color that looks pink 21 hours out of the day.

That is just a marble pastry board from Crate and Barrel. (I do some food styling on the side for a couple photography buddies.)
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:47 pm
Apex wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:25 pm Dat countertop is :jimp:
Spoiler alert, out countertops are shitty Formica in a color that looks pink 21 hours out of the day.

That is just a marble pastry board from Crate and Barrel. (I do some food styling on the side for a couple photography buddies.)
Oh nice. Works well for the sots you want. :notbad:
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My recent cooking. I'm in a hotel with just a crock pot and one knife.

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Just living off chicken breasts, green beans, bell peppers, sweet potatoes, and squash.


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This afternoon I took half the bun off 2 mcdoubles, then combined the remains into a mcquad.
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Barnes93cb wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:21 pm My recent cooking. I'm in a hotel with just a crock pot and one knife.

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Just living off chicken breasts, green beans, bell peppers, sweet potatoes, and squash.


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:impressive:
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troyguitar wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:24 pm This afternoon I took half the bun off 2 mcdoubles, then combined the remains into a mcquad.
Dat :science: and :math:
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This thread is :amazing: :drool:

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troyguitar wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:24 pm This afternoon I took half the bun off 2 mcdoubles, then combined the remains into a mcquad.
:fuckyeah:

I don't bake but I cook. I doubt I'll ever post pics of anything I make, I generally shoot for things that combine 3-4 of these things: healthy, cheap, convenient, tasty.

Lately things I go to:
-stir fries
-fajitas
-salads (usually with ground turkey taco meat or grilled chicken)
-easy stuff on the grill like chicken, pork tenderloin, corn, vegetables
-one pan oven stuff like roasting chicken and veggies
-I make a great breakfast sandwich
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Barnes93cb wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:21 pm My recent cooking. I'm in a hotel with just a crock pot and one knife.

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Just living off chicken breasts, green beans, bell peppers, sweet potatoes, and squash.


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chicken next to raw ?!?!? :triggered:
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Barnes93cb wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:21 pm My recent cooking. I'm in a hotel with just a crock pot and one knife.

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Just living off chicken breasts, green beans, bell peppers, sweet potatoes, and squash.


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Mad :impressive: I'd just get Jimmy Johns.
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Mussels, so cheap and so delicious.


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Also cheap and delicious.


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Pile o' smoked meat.


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Eggs Benedict I made for Mother's Day. We had both already eaten the secon bacon strip.


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Mussels final result.


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Slightly overdone pork roast with homemade red beans and rice.


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