OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong

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Barnes93cb wrote: Sorry cannot see the image at work. Will assume its a gif from a random movie that is unimportant.
False.
wow. Сибирь
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nuggstein wrote:finally starting a project next week. It's literally a street away from my main office. I wish it was remote. This sucks. But at least I can expense my commute every day.
Uhhh, you shouldn't be able to expense anything that's at or below your normal commute, as per the IRS.

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Why do you say that? We are allowed to expense our transportation to and from clients. Just never to our main office.

Like 33 cents per mile or something, plus trains, buses, parking, subways, etc.
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[user not found] wrote:OT is OT but OT is not a bunch of . posts.
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Say words, even if they're nonsensical.
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[user not found] wrote: Uhhh, you shouldn't be able to expense anything that's at or below your normal commute, as per the IRS.

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Why do you say that? We are allowed to expense our transportation to and from clients. Just never to our main office.

Like 33 cents per mile or something, plus trains, buses, parking, subways, etc.
you took all day to come back with that?
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wap wrote: No. Detroit is the post king.
Hans is the postwhore king.
There is a difference.
whos the queen
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Sorry cannot see the image at work. Will assume its a gif from a random movie that is unimportant.
why you so angry?
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: whos the queen
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: whos the queen
Isn't the answer obvious? @[user not found]
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nuggstein wrote: Why do you say that? We are allowed to expense our transportation to and from clients. Just never to our main office.

Like 33 cents per mile or something, plus trains, buses, parking, subways, etc.
Because that's not the law. As long as your company isn't passing it on to the IRS it's fine.

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damn - that law gettin in the way again.
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@hansgustaf stuck at 666 posts.
Somehow fitting.
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im thinkin bout thos beans
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razr390 wrote:im thinkin bout deez nutz
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@hansgustaf stuck at 666 posts.
I was in hell.

just chilling.
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razr390 wrote:im thinkin bout thos beans
I bet @hansgustaf is thinkin about thos beans in Сибирь.
I was. thos beans.

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Hansgustaf wrote:
I was in hell.

just chilling.
That's what people do in Сибирь. Chill.
send barnes. ten minutes for each period posted.
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Hansgustaf wrote:
I was in hell.

just chilling.
That's what people do in Сибирь. Chill.
what is the longest someone has ever been in there?
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fuck you hans

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razr390 wrote:im thinkin bout deez nutz
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Barnes93cb wrote:fuck you hans

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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Barnes93cb wrote:fuck you hans

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Hansgustaf wrote:
what is the longest someone has ever been in there?
:iono:

Not long. We don't ever have to use it much, DFD is pretty self moderating.

I wish we could get some real douchebags on here to troll and throw in there. :lolol:
when the bots come, you know what to do...

It'll be cool to see them try to out-bot each other
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote:im thinkin bout thos beans
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: when the bots come, you know what to do...

It'll be cool to see them try to out-bot each other
We had some bots already. Easier to ban.

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Your days in power are limited, I am voting for the candidate who prefers bot-on-bot action.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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