OMG WTF whilst driving

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So, I had a thread that I off and on remembered to post in in DFD 1.0 that was for sharing stories of the tomfoolery we see from sitting snug in our 5 point harnesses in our racecars.

The theme this morning seemed to be people walking in the street ZFG. 3 different people at 3 different points just looked at oncoming traffic, which had green lights, and just started fucking walking.

That's not the most awesome thing I saw today though, I shall switch to Fapa to share...
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No jack and/or jack stands?

No problem!!

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The other day I was driving to work when I saw something :facepalm: worthy

A chevy cavalier started swerving onto the shoulder then slowing down randomly. While passing I see a man inside getting directions... from a map that he had spread across his steering wheel
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Here's a few exciting things I've witnessed while on the road.

Guy pulling a lawn mower out of a ditch I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cju-FQA4kzY

Guy flat out ignoring the right of way on a left hand turn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35Mev67WqY8

Student driver car manages to flip another driver's car upside down... I really wish I saw how the fuck this happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSloQcDhZgE

Lafayette drivers at their best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPgiV8y7glI
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Calvinball wrote:No jack and/or jack stands?

No problem!!

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I'll point out 2 recent things.
- moderate traffic in 395, some kid in an 8th gen civic si passed 10 cars on a narrow shoulder probably at 80-90 mph, we were all moving 40-50.
- last night, while I was at a town center, this pedestrian was walking her dog. As they were crossing the street, the lexus in front of me (waiting for them to cross, or so i thought), somehow decided took off, when the women and the dog literally a foot away from getting in lexus's way. I just could not believe he just almost pancaked them
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That impromptu jack stand Chrysler is :impressive:

I mean. Breh has a rock on the back wheel. Safety first, friends.
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That's Detroit level shit there.
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Johnny_P wrote:That's Detroit level shit there.
I would have thought this was taken in Detroit if I didn't know better.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote:
Johnny_P wrote:That's Detroit level shit there.
I would have thought this was taken in Detroit if I didn't know better.
Yeah dude. Beat ass domestic and straight hood level repair methods.
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Johnny_P wrote:
Detroit wrote: I would have thought this was taken in Detroit if I didn't know better.
Yeah dude. Beat ass domestic and straight hood level repair methods.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Though, the official vehicle of Detroit is the first gen Chrager or 300 2.8 V6 RWD.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Johnny_P wrote:That impromptu jack stand Chrysler is :impressive:

I mean. Breh has a rock on the back wheel. Safety first, friends.

That's a Lincoln bruh. Know your :mahtroy: standard fleet.
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Desertbreh wrote:
Johnny_P wrote:That impromptu jack stand Chrysler is :impressive:

I mean. Breh has a rock on the back wheel. Safety first, friends.

That's a Lincoln bruh. Know your :mahtroy: standard fleet.
Is it? :whocares:
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Detroit wrote:
Johnny_P wrote:That's Detroit level shit there.
I would have thought this was taken in Detroit if I didn't know better.
Broad Street, Illadelph.
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Desertbreh wrote:
Johnny_P wrote:That impromptu jack stand Chrysler is :impressive:

I mean. Breh has a rock on the back wheel. Safety first, friends.

That's a Lincoln bruh. Know your :mahtroy: standard fleet.
:mahtroy: std fleet.

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