HAIKU thread

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You know what to do.
The DFD HAIKU thread.
I have had some beer.
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NEEK has no content
But posts with authority.
Trained by the bitch JAWN.
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Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:11 pm

Fuck the Dead Zone, NEEK
Those guys are dead to us here.
And it's their loss, too.
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:12 pm

5/7 thread back!
Haiku's are fun to write, doe
And fun to read, too
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My poo was massive.
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Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:02 pm

What up D F D
just fucking around on these
Forumz to kill time


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Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:40 am

I have the sickness.
NY Quil NY Quil give me Zs.
Or I might just fap.

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Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:44 am

How to write Haiku?
FAP and NEEK is this okay?
Google taught me well?

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Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:45 pm

Hey there Gravey bro
Your haiku's are just dandy
Keep up the good work
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Mon Dec 26, 2016 3:42 am

I have had beer, yes.
Does that mean I cannot post?
No, the fuck it does.
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NEEK wrote:I have had beer, yes.
Does that mean I cannot post?
No, the fuck it does.
:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
My true fave so far
Beer makes humor way better
We need more of this.

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Sun Jan 01, 2017 1:14 pm

Twenty seventeen.
It's the year we all wanted.
Do we deserve it?

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Happy New Year, all
Let's hope Seventeen is much
Better than Sixteen
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Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:49 pm

Wat up cock knockers?
came back, posted my ass off
y'all went to dinner
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Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:08 am

Muh Irish is back!
Please be still my aching loins
I hope he stays now
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I had movement, yes.
When I saw Irish was back.
But FAP claimed dat ass.

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Trump is President
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MexicanYarisTK wrote:
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You live in U S
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Completely agree.
I back whoever it is.
I American.
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Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:07 am

Calling out .Gov
Is being a 'Murican
It's patriotic!
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Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:55 pm

Place needs more haiku
C'mon macho cock knockers
I'm talking to you
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What do you say to the god of death?

Not today...

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Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:25 am

Mah Irish is right
We all need to haiku more
C'mon DFD!
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Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:39 am

What are you doing
Asking me to think like this
I am too drunk, mang.

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