POWL: How do you TP?

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Which way is the right way?

Roll over
13
81%
Roll under
1
6%
Roll on top
2
13%
 
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:whocares:

this is one thing that really i give zero fucks about
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[user not found] wrote:
Big Brain Bradley wrote::whocares:

this is one thing that really i give zero fucks about
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I'll hire :melon: to Option 3 all your TP.
I'll chip in for that.
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They can put the TP anywhere they want, as long as it isn't that shitty single-ply sandpaper.
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Option 1. Duh. Anyone who does 2 is a fucking idiot. Real talk.

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lagunasecaballs wrote:They can put the TP anywhere they want, as long as it isn't that shitty single-ply sandpaper.
:dat:
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I prefer 1, Ill take 3, I'll only understand 2nd option if you have animals that want to swat the roll to watch the TP roll on out
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lagunasecaballs wrote:They can put the TP anywhere they want, as long as it isn't that shitty single-ply sandpaper.
:dat:
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what about the bidet. Its glorious.
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NEEK wrote:Option 1. Duh. Anyone who does 2 is a fucking idiot. Real talk.

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There can only be one way.
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My gf does roll under and I seriously question her
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote:My gf does roll under and I seriously question her
Strap that nope-pack on now, breh. :nope:
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She's been doing option 3 because her cat is Satan and wastes paper rolls like she's :waxer:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote:
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Strap that nope-pack on now, breh. :nope:
:dat:

She's been doing option 3 because her cat is Satan and wastes paper rolls like she's :waxer:
Satanic cat? :nope: out while you have the chance, before Mr Fluffy kills you in your sleep.
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razr390 wrote: :dat:

She's been doing option 3 because her cat is Satan and wastes paper rolls like she's :waxer:
Satanic cat? :nope: out while you have the chance, before Mr Fluffy kills you in your sleep.
I was over exaggerating like a millennial. The cat is still in its young years and it's very independent, so it likes to explore and whatnot. 5/7 cat. It plays hide and seek, it follows you around, and it sleeps with you/on you. But it also runs around the house randomly in short bursts of energy
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote:
Johnny_P wrote: Satanic cat? :nope: out while you have the chance, before Mr Fluffy kills you in your sleep.
I was over exaggerating like a millennial. The cat is still in its young years and it's very independent, so it likes to explore and whatnot. 5/7 cat. It plays hide and seek, it follows you around, and it sleeps with you/on you. But it also runs around the house randomly in short bursts of energy
Soooo a normal cat. Ill take it :like:
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datgrundle wrote:
razr390 wrote: I was over exaggerating like a millennial. The cat is still in its young years and it's very independent, so it likes to explore and whatnot. 5/7 cat. It plays hide and seek, it follows you around, and it sleeps with you/on you. But it also runs around the house randomly in short bursts of energy
Soooo a normal cat. Ill take it :like:
The cat is actually cool as fuck
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razr390 wrote: I was over exaggerating like a millennial. The cat is still in its young years and it's very independent, so it likes to explore and whatnot. 5/7 cat. It plays hide and seek, it follows you around, and it sleeps with you/on you. But it also runs around the house randomly in short bursts of energy
Soooo a normal cat. Ill take it :like:
:dat: normal cat.
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razr390 wrote:
datgrundle wrote:
Soooo a normal cat. Ill take it :like:
The cat is actually cool as fuck
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haleyann wrote: :notsure:
ITT we find out haley isn't a fan of :pussy:
depends on the :pussy:

My roommate's cat is a long haired bitch who is useless and sheds everywhere and he doesn't vacuum often/well enough so there's constantly cat hair in all my shit.

My older sister's cat is a dick but at least he's hilarious and doesn't shed. I love that :pussy:
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Roll on top, or loose, fuck it.
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