The Relationship Thread

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coogles wrote:Crang 2.0 suckas.


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Nah breh. You're straight up beta Crang right now.

Get your shit together, Kegals.
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Kegals? Like vag exercises?
my name is yan but i go by igor and i live under teh stairs
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Melon wrote:If you have to ask the question, sounds like you're already there.
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I rode in one of my coworker's Prius today, but him and I didn't fuck.


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D Griff wrote:I rode in one of my coworker's Prius today, but him and I didn't fuck.


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Pretty sure you stil contracted something...

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Calvinball wrote: Pretty sure you stil contracted something...

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CRAIDS?
First signs are flu-like symptoms.
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CRAIDS?
First signs are flu-like symptoms.
You may feel weakened and unable to lift or carry more than 15 lbs.
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Calvinball wrote: Pretty sure you stil contracted something...

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CRAIDS?
Next phase of progression is the storage of over 17,000 text messages, followed by a pronounced social ineptitude with the unescapable desire to write letters.
4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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Calvinball wrote:
You may feel weakened and unable to lift or carry more than 15 lbs.
You also suddenly develop a compulsion to send text messages to a coworker sun up to sun down.
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D Griff wrote:I rode in one of my coworker's Prius today, but him and I didn't fuck.


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You're def gay now
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D Griff wrote:I rode in one of my coworker's Prius today, but him and I didn't fuck.


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You're def gay now
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CRAIDS?
First signs are flu-like symptoms.
And cravings for swedish fish
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lagunasecaballs wrote:
First signs are flu-like symptoms.
And cravings for swedish fish
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