OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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Melon wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 3:47 pm
razr390 wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:20 pm Just spilled my entire glass of water on me at Panera. Couple eating a few tables away witnessed it and they didn’t laugh so thank you to them
Missed opportunity.
The water was cold. I wasn’t impressing anyone unfortunately. :jalepenis:
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razr390 wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:20 pm Just spilled my entire glass of water on me at Panera. Couple eating a few tables away witnessed it and they didn’t laugh so thank you to them
I also had an embarrassing moment when I was riding my bike yesterday. Since it rained for hours, there was a puddle on the sidewalk and to avoid it I rode on the grass and I hit a slippery muddy surface where it splashed all over me and almost tipped over and was swift enough to recover at the last minute. There were a bunch of people looking at me and I was expecting a laugh, but one of the guys said "god has gave you good skills", which was :amaze: I took a wetnap from a convenient store up the street and wiped my clothes.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:55 pm People who wear masks while driving alone also use condoms when they masturbate.
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I had my first istanbul johnny p style battle scar on the Clio today, I was just 2 blocks from home and stopped at the light, those delivery mopeds snapped off my mirror cap as he lane split (which is legal here). I was kinda chill about it but my dad was with me and he :rage: the shit outta the driver along with another driver who was on our side yelling at the delivery guy on top off it, I just clipped the cap right on the spot and my dad was :mindblown: about that, even though he knows I'm mechanically inclined to some extent.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:55 pm People who wear masks while driving alone also use condoms when they masturbate.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 3:37 pm Lunch on the pier today, looking back at downtown. Saw 2 dolphins about 10 feet away. Just checked into the airbnb apartment. :notbad:

Now it's time to buy some SPF50... :doomed:

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Epic! Definitely :doit: on the sunscreen. I wear it pretty much every day as I spend whatever time I can outside when it's nice.
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I normally wear SPF50 every day when I go outside too, just didn't get around to buying any yet this year. I'm probably already a little bit crispy from this afternoon without it. :derp: :ohwell: :dealwithit:
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:00 pm I normally wear SPF50 every day when I go outside too, just didn't get around to buying any yet this year. I'm probably already a little bit crispy from this afternoon without it. :derp: :ohwell: :dealwithit:
I put this on my face/neck/ears every day without fail. Not spf50, but for being a lotion with some decent SPF protection it’s solid. The 8.5oz bottle lasts me about a year.

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troyguitar wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 3:37 pm Lunch on the pier today, looking back at downtown. Saw 2 dolphins about 10 feet away. Just checked into the airbnb apartment. :notbad:

Now it's time to buy some SPF50... :doomed:

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Not a mask in sight.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 3:37 pm Lunch on the pier today, looking back at downtown. Saw 2 dolphins about 10 feet away. Just checked into the airbnb apartment. :notbad:

Now it's time to buy some SPF50... :doomed:

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Not a mask in sight.
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razr390 wrote:We keep hiring people. But damn, attrition is a bitch too. Call centers so turnover is a thing.
I cant hire people fast enough, and cant find enough of them. I just offered someone 30k more than I make (and for comparison not to brag but I do pretty well by most measures) and she declined. 5 years less experience. Sad thing is with all the variable compensation (employee ownership, bonuses etc) I doubt she would be on a track to make even 75% of what shed do at my place. But some people gotta make dat base.
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rockchops wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:33 pm
razr390 wrote:We keep hiring people. But damn, attrition is a bitch too. Call centers so turnover is a thing.
I cant hire people fast enough, and cant find enough of them. I just offered someone 30k more than I make (and for comparison not to brag but I do pretty well by most measures) and she declined. 5 years less experience. Sad thing is with all the variable compensation (employee ownership, bonuses etc) I doubt she would be on a track to make even 75% of what shed do at my place. But some people gotta make dat base.
what industry are you in again?
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max225 wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:01 pm
troyguitar wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 3:37 pm Lunch on the pier today, looking back at downtown. Saw 2 dolphins about 10 feet away. Just checked into the airbnb apartment. :notbad:

Now it's time to buy some SPF50... :doomed:

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Not a mask in sight.
Many states are like this I found. Colorado was alarming.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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max225 wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:01 pm
Not a mask in sight.
Many states are like this I found. Colorado was alarming.
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How is the trip?!
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Starting to see no masks at businesses around here.
I dropped my M3 trailing arms off at the shop, two people in the office, no masks.

I'm really :aintcare: at this point. It's everyone for themselves, I got my vaccine.
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Here it's masks indoors and :aintcare: outdoors.
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D Griff wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:02 am
Detroit wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 6:55 am
Many states are like this I found. Colorado was alarming.
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How is the trip?!
Beyond epic. I LOVE driving across this great country, it's been way too long since I did. Wife did remarkably well, and is all :excited: about doing more. She wants to overland through the 4 corners later this summer.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:38 am Here it's masks indoors and :aintcare: outdoors.
That's how a lot of the country is from my experience driving through a lot of it.

Colorado DGAF, and everyone looked at us like idiots for walking in wearing masks in places. We :nope: out of any restaurants in the state as a result.

NM was :impressive: lockdown. EVERYONE wore masks EVERYWHERE including outside. Many people even wore masks while eating and sitting outside, putting the mask down to take a bite then back up. We checked into a hotel in Albuquerque and the front desk lady looked at my ID while a news report was talking about cases in MI. "You're only staying with us one night right?" she asked quickly. I told her we were looking for 2 nights because we wanted to spend the day exploring the city and she said "for you folks, it's best if you limit going around". :impressive: :mindblown: We went out anyway but never went inside anywhere.

It's crazy how different states/people approach this
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 9:08 am
troyguitar wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:38 am Here it's masks indoors and :aintcare: outdoors.
That's how a lot of the country is from my experience driving through a lot of it.

Colorado DGAF, and everyone looked at us like idiots for walking in wearing masks in places. We :nope: out of any restaurants in the state as a result.

NM was :impressive: lockdown. EVERYONE wore masks EVERYWHERE including outside. Many people even wore masks while eating and sitting outside, putting the mask down to take a bite then back up. We checked into a hotel in Albuquerque and the front desk lady looked at my ID while a news report was talking about cases in MI. "You're only staying with us one night right?" she asked quickly. I told her we were looking for 2 nights because we wanted to spend the day exploring the city and she said "for you folks, it's best if you limit going around". :impressive: :mindblown: We went out anyway but never went inside anywhere.

It's crazy how different states/people approach this
Oh dang!

That's seriously impressive.
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rockchops wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:33 pm I cant hire people fast enough, and cant find enough of them. I just offered someone 30k more than I make (and for comparison not to brag but I do pretty well by most measures) and she declined. 5 years less experience. Sad thing is with all the variable compensation (employee ownership, bonuses etc) I doubt she would be on a track to make even 75% of what shed do at my place. But some people gotta make dat base.
what industry are you in again?
data science engineering
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rockchops wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 9:49 am
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what industry are you in again?
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I didn’t know you were in politics. :lol:
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We got awesome Jamaican food last night a block from our house, figured it would be good because we were the only white people in the place. 5/7 hole in the wall, hopefully they survive the gentrification. Looks like they've been steadily raising prices and staying busy.
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Jamaican food is delish.
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Can’t go :wrong: with jerk chicken
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And goat curry.
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I can’t do jerk flavor. Something in it just hits my pallet wrong.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:53 am We got awesome Jamaican food last night a block from our house, figured it would be good because we were the only white people in the place. 5/7 hole in the wall, hopefully they survive the gentrification. Looks like they've been steadily raising prices and staying busy.
This sounds outstanding.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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