OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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Yo yo everyone had a super spreader party last night. It was a grand time :) except partied a little too hard so now ... I’m hurting a bit.

Also got my brain poked (c19 test ) for the Hawaii trip. So I hope I get the results in time :excited:
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Yo wad up foos.... hope y'all had a good weekend and the Texas peeps are back to their normal :fatty: lifestyles again! I wonder how the Canadians and northerners in Texas handled the cold? I bet they generally didn't crash into shit. Going into freezing temps and not being able to circulate water because of power outages was probably the worst part. Pool/plumbing pipes everywhere must be fooked. :sad: man
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:26 am Yo wad up foos.... hope y'all had a good weekend and the Texas peeps are back to their normal :fatty: lifestyles again! I wonder how the Canadians and northerners in Texas handled the cold? I bet they generally didn't crash into shit. Going into freezing temps and not being able to circulate water because of power outages was probably the worst part. Pool/plumbing pipes everywhere must be fooked. :sad: man
Texans wasted no time indeed. They were out partying the day the power came back.
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max225 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:26 am Yo yo everyone had a super spreader party last night. It was a grand time :) except partied a little too hard so now ... I’m hurting a bit.

Also got my brain poked (c19 test ) for the Hawaii trip. So I hope I get the results in time :excited:
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I had a test done in July, the worst part was the throat swab prior to the nostrils. I think they stopped doing that thankfully. I'm not good at getting poked in the back of the neck with things, no matter how narrow they are :dong:

I'm :jelly: of the super-spreader party. Wish I could partake in one. :ohwell:
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:30 am
max225 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:26 am Yo yo everyone had a super spreader party last night. It was a grand time :) except partied a little too hard so now ... I’m hurting a bit.

Also got my brain poked (c19 test ) for the Hawaii trip. So I hope I get the results in time :excited:
Heyy

I had a test done in July, the worst part was the throat swab prior to the nostrils. I think they stopped doing that thankfully. I'm not good at getting poked in the back of the neck with things, no matter how narrow they are :dong:

I'm :jelly: of the super-spreader party. Wish I could partake in one. :ohwell:
No anal or throat swabs. But when I got my nose Drilled my eyes started watering like crazy. I left the place in tears. Overall I’m really impressed on how nice and quick they made covid tests.
I was in and out in 5 min. Merica !
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max225 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:34 am
Tarspin wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:30 am

Heyy

I had a test done in July, the worst part was the throat swab prior to the nostrils. I think they stopped doing that thankfully. I'm not good at getting poked in the back of the neck with things, no matter how narrow they are :dong:

I'm :jelly: of the super-spreader party. Wish I could partake in one. :ohwell:
No anal or throat swabs. But when I got my nose Drilled my eyes started watering like crazy. I left the place in tears. Overall I’m really impressed on how nice and quick they made covid tests.
I was in and out in 5 min. Merica !
Sorry that you weren't able to secure the anal probe, I guess that's specifically reserved for AZN gurlz, :ohwell:

I am not sure about our current testing processes, but they were :disgust: unorganized last summer. I probably wouldn't care to make the trip if I thought that I had the 'vid. Hopefully they are MUCH better by now.

We have the most convoluted processes, like flying into the country and having to stay in a "covid hotel" for three days before isolating at home for the remainder of the two week stint. Whatever, I can't be bothered to get upset about it. We are run by complete buffoons.
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:43 am
max225 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:34 am

No anal or throat swabs. But when I got my nose Drilled my eyes started watering like crazy. I left the place in tears. Overall I’m really impressed on how nice and quick they made covid tests.
I was in and out in 5 min. Merica !
Sorry that you weren't able to secure the anal probe, I guess that's specifically reserved for AZN gurlz, :ohwell:

I am not sure about our current testing processes, but they were :disgust: unorganized last summer. I probably wouldn't care to make the trip if I thought that I had the 'vid. Hopefully they are MUCH better by now.

We have the most convoluted processes, like flying into the country and having to stay in a "covid hotel" for three days before isolating at home for the remainder of the two week stint. Whatever, I can't be bothered to get upset about it. We are run by complete buffoons.
Yea, reason I’m getting the test is because Hawaii requires it. And then I have to download an app that will track me and it will also show a QR code telling others I’m covid free. Only way to enter the islands without quarantine
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max225 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:34 am
Tarspin wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:30 am

Heyy

I had a test done in July, the worst part was the throat swab prior to the nostrils. I think they stopped doing that thankfully. I'm not good at getting poked in the back of the neck with things, no matter how narrow they are :dong:

I'm :jelly: of the super-spreader party. Wish I could partake in one. :ohwell:
No anal or throat swabs. But when I got my nose Drilled my eyes started watering like crazy. I left the place in tears. Overall I’m really impressed on how nice and quick they made covid tests.
I was in and out in 5 min. Merica !
I was pretty pleased with the test I got as well. In and out in five minutes, didn't even have to get out of my car. I didn't think the discomfort was all that bad but it made my eyes water like crazy as well. I've heard some nurses go a little more hardcore to the nostrils than others :doe: , I may have gotten off easy.

We are debating flying to the US Virgin Islands next month but may just drive to FL instead. The wife will be fully vaccinated, I will not. I am still :notsure: on flying.
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D Griff wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:04 pm
max225 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:34 am

No anal or throat swabs. But when I got my nose Drilled my eyes started watering like crazy. I left the place in tears. Overall I’m really impressed on how nice and quick they made covid tests.
I was in and out in 5 min. Merica !
I was pretty pleased with the test I got as well. In and out in five minutes, didn't even have to get out of my car. I didn't think the discomfort was all that bad but it made my eyes water like crazy as well. I've heard some nurses go a little more hardcore to the nostrils than others :doe: , I may have gotten off easy.

We are debating flying to the US Virgin Islands next month but may just drive to FL instead. The wife will be fully vaccinated, I will not. I am still :notsure: on flying.


Just get a real N95 and leave that fcker on the whole flight and you'll be fine.
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razr390 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 3:01 pm :tits: drove my car again and fucked up the seat position, rear view mirror and the steering wheel.

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razr390 wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 3:01 pm :tits: drove my car again and fucked up the seat position, rear view mirror and the steering wheel.

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Sunny and 40 degrees here. :mindblown:
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Detroit wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:37 am Sunny and 40 degrees here. :mindblown:
Sunny and 60F here :mindblown: Going to take an extended lunch bike ride.
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D Griff wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:55 am
Detroit wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:37 am Sunny and 40 degrees here. :mindblown:
Sunny and 60F here :mindblown: Going to take an extended lunch bike ride.
:fuckyeah:

I'm going to shovel snow...great workout, and :notbad: in the sun TBH.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:37 am Sunny and 40 degrees here. :mindblown:
Same here!

Shit is melting everywhere. :disgust:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Detroit wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:37 am Sunny and 40 degrees here. :mindblown:
Same here!

Shit is melting everywhere. :disgust:
Yea, we got over a foot this weekend, and now it's all melting, but I want to control where it's melting, so I have some shoveling to do.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:55 am
D Griff wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:55 am

Sunny and 60F here :mindblown: Going to take an extended lunch bike ride.
:fuckyeah:

I'm going to shovel snow...great workout, and :notbad: in the sun TBH.
That is 5/7 shoveling weather for sure.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:01 pm
wap wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:57 am

Same here!

Shit is melting everywhere. :disgust:
Yea, we got over a foot this weekend, and now it's all melting, but I want to control where it's melting, so I have some shoveling to do.
Yea that makes sense on top of Mt. Kaczynski.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:09 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:01 pm
Yea, we got over a foot this weekend, and now it's all melting, but I want to control where it's melting, so I have some shoveling to do.
Yea that makes sense on top of Mt. Kaczynski.
I'd Like to mount (Mrs) Krasinski

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No merit raises this year, first time I’ve ever not received at least an annual raise.
But bonus is over 19% of my salary this year. :notbad:
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Irish wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:31 pm
wap wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:09 pm

Yea that makes sense on top of Mt. Kaczynski.
I'd Like to mount (Mrs) Krasinski

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Apex wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:44 pm No merit raises this year, first time I’ve ever not received at least an annual raise.
But bonus is over 19% of my salary this year. :notbad:
Wow, lemons to lemonade :notbad:
We didn't get shit last year, either raise or bonus.
:notsure: about either this year, either. Reviews are in April. We'll see...
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Apex wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:44 pm No merit raises this year, first time I’ve ever not received at least an annual raise.
But bonus is over 19% of my salary this year. :notbad:
Someone in our corporate office said that merit raises this year were authorized up to 10% :mindblown: I’ll be surprised if that’s true, but would be sick to get that. I got a 3.6 on my review, good but not as good as I hoped for. Hopefully that gets me 3-5% if the cap is 10%. 5% would be :tits:
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I imagine we'll be anywhere from 3% to being told to stand on a chair if we want a raise.
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