OT 17: Uncoachable Crotchfruit

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Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:31 pm
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Me, or Detroit?

He has a Michele.

I had a Michelle. We split back at the end of July.
Aye papi. Didn't know.... time to go with that latin fire then.
Come around OT more often :bruh: pretend you’re my friend.
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:40 pm

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Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:32 pm
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She cute. :hubba:
Looks even better in person to me. Was hard to find a pic on her IG that I felt did her some justice. Which I kinda like, she’s not one of those girls that posts a million pictures and none of them are risqué at all. I’m one of those girls doe.
5/7 :woodplow:
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Mortgage event has leftover Olive Garden catering. Holy fuck :fatty: time
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
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DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.

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Mortgage event has leftover Olive Garden catering. Holy fuck :fatty: time
:nice:

I enjoy OG for what it is, but god damn the last time I ate their the meat sauce they gave me was so greasy that I got sick within like an hour of eating it and was miserable the rest of the night. It looked like they cooked the ground beef, then poured it into the sauce without straining any if the fat that cooked out of it.
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Since we were talking about this person the other day and I saw this today....

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I'm on my last bag of peas.

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Since we were talking about this person the other day and I saw this today....

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:lolol: The world is fkd
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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SAWCE wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:45 pm
razr390 wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:42 pm
Mortgage event has leftover Olive Garden catering. Holy fuck :fatty: time
:nice:

I enjoy OG for what it is, but god damn the last time I ate their the meat sauce they gave me was so greasy that I got sick within like an hour of eating it and was miserable the rest of the night. It looked like they cooked the ground beef, then poured it into the sauce without straining any if the fat that cooked out of it.
havent had OG since December 2018 BUT I won’t say no to free OG if it’s offered. :fatty:
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
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DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.

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Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:56 pm

razr390 wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:52 pm
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:45 pm


:nice:

I enjoy OG for what it is, but god damn the last time I ate their the meat sauce they gave me was so greasy that I got sick within like an hour of eating it and was miserable the rest of the night. It looked like they cooked the ground beef, then poured it into the sauce without straining any if the fat that cooked out of it.
havent had OG since December 2018 BUT I won’t say no to free OG if it’s offered. :fatty:
5/7 times I would rather Red Lobster and only eat the cheese biscuits before going back to OG.
I'm on my last bag of peas.

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Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:57 pm

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Since we were talking about this person the other day and I saw this today....

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Would tombstone pile-driver her onto the hood of my earthfucker 1500 NFG. THAT facial expression is so fucking annoying.

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Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:59 pm

CorvetteWaxer wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:56 pm
razr390 wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:52 pm
havent had OG since December 2018 BUT I won’t say no to free OG if it’s offered. :fatty:
5/7 times I would rather Red Lobster and only eat the cheese biscuits before going back to OG.
Those cheese biscuits are so good. :fatty:

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Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:59 pm

razr390 wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:52 pm
SAWCE wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:45 pm


:nice:

I enjoy OG for what it is, but god damn the last time I ate their the meat sauce they gave me was so greasy that I got sick within like an hour of eating it and was miserable the rest of the night. It looked like they cooked the ground beef, then poured it into the sauce without straining any if the fat that cooked out of it.
havent had OG since December 2018 BUT I won’t say no to free OG if it’s offered. :fatty:
Same. I’d still eat the shit out of it right now.
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SAWCE wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:32 pm
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:29 pm


She cute. :hubba:
Looks even better in person to me. Was hard to find a pic on her IG that I felt did her some justice. Which I kinda like, she’s not one of those girls that posts a million pictures and none of them are risqué at all.

I’m one of those girls doe.
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CaleDeRoo wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:57 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:46 pm
Since we were talking about this person the other day and I saw this today....

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Would tombstone pile-driver her onto the hood of my earthfucker 1500 NFG. THAT facial expression is so fucking annoying.
I missed the original thing that made her famous, but Arnold posted some pictures with her the other day as they rode bikes around Santa Monica it some shit and she always looks like she’s smelling shit on her upper lip. I’ve seen dudes with punchable faces before, but she’s the first little girl that I’ve seen that I want to just throw a haymaker at.
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SAWCE wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:33 pm
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Aye papi. Didn't know.... time to go with that latin fire then.
Come around OT more often :bruh: pretend you’re my friend.
Ima try to pull through bruh

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Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:13 pm

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Since we were talking about this person the other day and I saw this today....

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:triggered:

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Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:08 pm

SAWCE wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:32 pm
Apex wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:29 pm


She cute. :hubba:
Looks even better in person to me. Was hard to find a pic on her IG that I felt did her some justice. Which I kinda like, she’s not one of those girls that posts a million pictures and none of them are risqué at all. I’m one of those girls doe.
She's hot. 5/7 Latina Fever.
max225 wrote: You can't "hoon" a pos like that. You can however set up a methlab.

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:popcorn:

Latinas... :megusta:
Confirmed single :fuckyeah: they broke up right after michelle and I did, she just hasn’t taken pictures down off her social media.
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Your mission is clear.
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Not the dude I thought she might be with..
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And she ain't bad, either. :hubba:
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Mortgage event has leftover Olive Garden catering. Holy fuck :fatty: time
We just had a pot luck here at work. Oh man, food coma is real.
:fatty: :fatty: :fatty:
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:fatty: :fatty: :fatty:
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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CorvetteWaxer wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:56 pm
razr390 wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:52 pm
havent had OG since December 2018 BUT I won’t say no to free OG if it’s offered. :fatty:
5/7 times I would rather Red Lobster and only eat the cheese biscuits before going back to OG.
Aren't they owned by the same parent company?
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:08 pm

Told her I used to think her ex dude was of the :gay: before I knew they’d been together..

“Yeah, he’s pretty feminine and he might be confused about that part of himself, it’s part of why we broke up...”

:lolol:
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:18 pm

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Told her I used to think her ex dude was of the :gay: before I knew they’d been together..

“Yeah, he’s pretty feminine and he might be confused about that part of himself, it’s part of why we broke up...”

:lolol:
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wap wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:37 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:56 pm


5/7 times I would rather Red Lobster and only eat the cheese biscuits before going back to OG.
Aren't they owned by the same parent company?

Could be. Same concept, microwaved food passed off as real food.
I'm on my last bag of peas.

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Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:30 pm

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Aren't they owned by the same parent company?

Could be. Same concept, microwaved food passed off as real food.
You know what place I love like this, fuckin Claim Jumper. So much salt and fat but god damn it hits the spot every time. Haven’t had that in probably close to 10 years.
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:13 pm

"please review the Excel I sent over and make necessary changes"

I need a drink.

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