OT 17: License to Wax

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Pics.
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Mom ain’t bad looking either
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It’s like you’re in my group chat. :notsure:

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Doesn't seem that long ago until I think about the fact I was 21 when it happened.

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It’s like you’re in my group chat. :notsure:

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Pics.
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Mom ain’t bad looking either
So which one did you go out with?
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Is banter a separate.App?
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Image

Mom ain’t bad looking either
So which one did you go out with?
Package deal
:sawce:

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So which one did you go out with?
Package deal
:notbad: :mahman:
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:47 pm
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Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:56 pm


So which one did you go out with?
Package deal
Pornhub.com would like to make you an offer...
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Package deal
Pornhub.com would like to make you an offer...
:notbad:
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Hello all! Baby was officially born at 7:42 PM last night. Mama had some complications in the form of a postpartum hemorrhage. Not fun. She lost approx 1L of blood throughout the process.

Kudos to modern medicine and the OB and others for literally turning into Navy SEAL Team 6 to make sure mom was taken care of. Baby is fine, mom is being stabilized as we speak.

Her parents flew in yesterday morning and her mom is spending the night with her and baby while her dad and I are at the apartment (2.5 miles away) getting some sleep.

It was pretty surreal to see it happening. Amazing and scary all in one, especially when you factor that I was even helping the staff out by just keeping mom calm throughout the process. She was given a balloon treatment that is clotting the bleeding while also being given IV and uterus contracting medicine to induce her contractions. I think that her being on pitocin for over 24 hours (not continual, but she had 2 of the maximum doses) definitely did not help the circumstances out.

Anyways, back to baby. She is a 7 lb on the dot baby girl. Ten fingers, ten toes, and she is the most adorable thing I’ve laid my eyes on.

Please keep us in your tots and pears for the next few days. Love y’all.

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Congratulations man. You get many do overs and fuck ups written off in your life. This project is the one you don't.
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Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:57 am

Desertbreh wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:40 am
razr390 wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:50 am
Hello all! Baby was officially born at 7:42 PM last night. Mama had some complications in the form of a postpartum hemorrhage. Not fun. She lost approx 1L of blood throughout the process.

Kudos to modern medicine and the OB and others for literally turning into Navy SEAL Team 6 to make sure mom was taken care of. Baby is fine, mom is being stabilized as we speak.

Her parents flew in yesterday morning and her mom is spending the night with her and baby while her dad and I are at the apartment (2.5 miles away) getting some sleep.

It was pretty surreal to see it happening. Amazing and scary all in one, especially when you factor that I was even helping the staff out by just keeping mom calm throughout the process. She was given a balloon treatment that is clotting the bleeding while also being given IV and uterus contracting medicine to induce her contractions. I think that her being on pitocin for over 24 hours (not continual, but she had 2 of the maximum doses) definitely did not help the circumstances out.

Anyways, back to baby. She is a 7 lb on the dot baby girl. Ten fingers, ten toes, and she is the most adorable thing I’ve laid my eyes on.

Please keep us in your tots and pears for the next few days. Love y’all.

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Congratulations man. You get many do overs and fuck ups written off in your life. This project is the one you don't.
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Oh hey

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Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:32 am

Fiata needs a name. Ideas?

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Fiata needs a name. Ideas?
Eleanor

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Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:41 am

Apex wrote:
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Fiata needs a name. Ideas?
Eleanor
That’s not very Italian and also he’s a boy but I appreciate the Roosevelt name

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Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:43 am

haleyann wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:41 am
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Eleanor
That’s not very Italian and also he’s a boy but I appreciate the Roosevelt name
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Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:53 am

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Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:08 pm


And take it from me, his warm soothing vibes do wonders for heart problems. :hubba: :lol:
:wub:

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Update for status of the last few hours..

My HR dropped significantly after coming off the IV and going 100% oral meds. I am currently sitting at a resting rate of 68-70 bpm for the last 4 hours and my heart rhythm has corrected.

Let's hope this holds and the medication recipe is correct.

:waxer:
Looks like you have stabilized :mahman: :fuckyeah:
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What do you say to the god of death?

Not today...

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Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:55 am

haleyann wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:32 am
Fiata needs a name. Ideas?
Guido
Marko
Giuseppi
Gepetto
Augusto
Tiberious
Nero
Plini
Romulus
Remus
Alfonso
Manuello
Oracio
Lorenzo
Leonardo
Alessandro
Vincenzo
Francesco
Antonio
Nicolo
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:57 am

wap wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:55 am
haleyann wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:32 am
Fiata needs a name. Ideas?
Guido
Marko
Giuseppi
Gepetto
Augusto
Tiberious
Nero
Plini
Romulus
Remus
Alfonso
Manuello
Oracio
Lorenzo
Leonardo
Alessandro
Vincenzo
Francesco
Antonio
Nicolo
My vote is to honor Grandmaster FAP by naming it..... Ronaldo
Detroit wrote:
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What do you say to the god of death?

Not today...

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Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:59 am

wap wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:55 am
haleyann wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:32 am
Fiata needs a name. Ideas?
Guido
Marko
Giuseppi
Gepetto
Augusto
Tiberious
Nero
Plini
Romulus
Remus
Alfonso
Manuello
Oracio
Lorenzo
Leonardo
Alessandro
Vincenzo
Francesco
Antonio
Nicolo
Well done..... I like Alfonso, Lorenzo, and Leonardo. Also was thinking Alfredo, after the character Alfredo Linguini from Ratatouille.

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