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wap wrote: Tue May 19, 2020 4:09 pm Does this deserve its own powl?
Answered my own question.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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house inspection was today, buyer is accepting as is. they found a few minor things, obviously nothing major
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 3:44 pm house inspection was today, buyer is accepting as is. they found a few minor things, obviously nothing major
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so appraisal was last week, waiting for the good news this week.

Meanwhile, we look for lots / land.

well...that's been an adventure so far.

went and looked at lots and a house last Saturday. the house was nearly perfect but the people that died of lung cancer there were heavy smokers. house was already near top of budget.

lots ..of course the one we like the most has stupid restrictions. 1.5 acres of land and I have to answer to original land owner pawpaw for how big of a house I want to build, and if I can cut down trees that block 2/3s of the lot from the house. also it's only approved for a 3 bedroom house and minimum square footage is 2250. Fucking white people.


So by Monday we expanded both the budget and the search radius. one lot was amazing, but I'm glad that I went and talked to the neighbor... lot is right of way restricted for the i140 expansion. Like, the people who bought land across from said lot are in a lawsuit with sellers because they didn't disclose that fact and the county will not allow them to build. Don't lie on disclosures kiddos.

Right now the 3 main contenders are 2 lots at base of foothills parkway with a 30 minute commute, but even longer to downtown Knoxville if I ever have change jobs...and 1 that's likely way out of budget but lots of land (27 acres) and in a fantastic location 15 minutes to work.

talking to builder this Friday to see what's up.
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appraisal came back good :fuckyeah:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu May 28, 2020 4:54 pm appraisal came back good :fuckyeah:
Congrats man! Great job.
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well we zeroed in on a lot, putting in an offer tomorrow or next day
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Such progress.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:33 pm well we zeroed in on a lot, putting in an offer tomorrow or next day
:mindblown:

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Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 9:34 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:33 pm well we zeroed in on a lot, putting in an offer tomorrow or next day
:mindblown:

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never said this
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 10:34 am
Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 9:34 am
:mindblown:

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never said this
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 10:36 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 10:34 am

never said this
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guess I'm just :wrong: again
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Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 10:36 am
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never said this
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Right? Don't get married. Don't bear crotchfruit. Don't buy minivans. Live in a hangar and drive fun cars and ride motorcycles. Potfillers are a waste of money. Propane campstove> Fisher Paykel Wonderoven.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 10:36 am
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Right? Don't get married. Don't bear crotchfruit. Don't buy minivans. Live in a hangar and drive fun cars and ride motorcycles. Potfillers are a waste of money. Propane campstove> Fisher Paykel Wonderoven.
:dat:
Plus, rentdon'tbuymotherfucker
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DFD:. where :fax: don't matter and people put words into your mouth.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 3:50 pm DFD:. where :fax: don't matter and people put words into your mouth.
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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 12:16 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 10:36 am
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Right? Don't get married. Don't bear crotchfruit. Don't buy minivans. Live in a hangar and drive fun cars and ride motorcycles. Potfillers are a waste of money. Propane campstove> Fisher Paykel Wonderoven.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 4:41 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 3:50 pm DFD:. where :fax: don't matter and people put words into your mouth.
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I won't matter I'm about 99 % sure we didn't get it. Sucks.
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well they accepted our 2nd offer. now I just need to sqaut and shit 50k
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:30 pm well they accepted our 2nd offer. now I just need to sqaut and shit 50k
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:30 pm well they accepted our 2nd offer. now I just need to sqaut and shit 50k
Congrats? (I jest)

Glad you got it man, time to use that chainsaw I brought back up there to clear down :fax: Forest.

(For those not in the know it's a 9" electric chainsaw that's good for small limbs and bushes)
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Melon wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:20 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:30 pm well they accepted our 2nd offer. now I just need to sqaut and shit 50k
Congrats? (I jest)

Glad you got it man, time to use that chainsaw I brought back up there to clear down :fax: Forest.

(For those not in the know it's a 9" electric chainsaw that's good for small limbs and bushes)
Gonna need MORE POWER.

https://youtu.be/ts9UONUMlCg?t=21
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Melon wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:20 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:30 pm well they accepted our 2nd offer. now I just need to sqaut and shit 50k
Congrats? (I jest)

Glad you got it man, time to use that chainsaw I brought back up there to clear down :fax: Forest.

(For those not in the know it's a 9" electric chainsaw that's good for small limbs and bushes)
imma need someone with a bit more power for the homestead. gotta clear this mess so I can see the mountain

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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:41 am
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Congrats? (I jest)

Glad you got it man, time to use that chainsaw I brought back up there to clear down :fax: Forest.

(For those not in the know it's a 9" electric chainsaw that's good for small limbs and bushes)
imma need someone with a bit more power for the homestead. gotta clear this mess so I can see the mountain

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Keeps the skeeters out.

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