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[dubshow]

showing number 3 in 5 days of being on market. First showing gave me a 4/5 on house, said "somewhat" interesting, the price is too high. They liked updates but said the neighbors have too much junk in yard and that was concerning. meh.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/6 ... iew=public

[Desertbreh]

No. The money move is all of you morons realizing that since you can reject crotchfruit so easily, it is but a small step to also reject fucking dogs and cats, but it seems like none of you motherfuckers can connect A to B. No need for a "petsitter" and you have to clean 1/4 as much, unless you are a complete pig.

So we cast aside the black irons of crotchfruit, but instead of spending a week gambling in Monte Carlo like James Bond, you supposedly "free" people are spending thousands on vet bills, dog food, cat food, pet trinkets, and all of that shit like a Petco groupie. You have freedom beckoning to you like the Lorelei, but you reject her utterly. Idiots.

Ohhhhh we've connected A to B. While we love our dog, we're sick of how much she ties us down. We eschewed crotchfruit for freedom, and the dog is the last thing tying us down. When she passes, that's it for us. Our cat is clean AF, but when she's gone, that's done too. Zero living things depending on us is the end goal.

You're ringing the liberty bell.

[Desertbreh]

No. The money move is all of you morons realizing that since you can reject crotchfruit so easily, it is but a small step to also reject fucking dogs and cats, but it seems like none of you motherfuckers can connect A to B. No need for a "petsitter" and you have to clean 1/4 as much, unless you are a complete pig.

So we cast aside the black irons of crotchfruit, but instead of spending a week gambling in Monte Carlo like James Bond, you supposedly "free" people are spending thousands on vet bills, dog food, cat food, pet trinkets, and all of that shit like a Petco groupie. You have freedom beckoning to you like the Lorelei, but you reject her utterly. Idiots.

Ohhhhh we've connected A to B. While we love our dog, we're sick of how much she ties us down. We eschewed crotchfruit for freedom, and the dog is the last thing tying us down. When she passes, that's it for us. Our cat is clean AF, but when she's gone, that's done too. Zero living things depending on us is the end goal.

We have two geriatric dogs which I have no intent of replacing. The woman may have other plans. We don't talk about it.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Ohhhhh we've connected A to B. While we love our dog, we're sick of how much she ties us down. We eschewed crotchfruit for freedom, and the dog is the last thing tying us down. When she passes, that's it for us. Our cat is clean AF, but when she's gone, that's done too. Zero living things depending on us is the end goal.

We have two geriatric dogs which I have no intent of replacing. The woman may have other plans. We don't talk about it.

Wife is more sick of our dog than I am incredibly. I didn't want a dog in the first place, and the stupid thing wiggled her way into my heart. Wife wants her gone now, I want to wait until she passes. I'm going to be torn up when she goes, but the freedom bells ringing will help me get over it.

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Someone I know recently said they had a petsitter + cleaner. That's the money move right there. status.

No. The money move is all of you morons realizing that since you can reject crotchfruit so easily, it is but a small step to also reject fucking dogs and cats, but it seems like none of you motherfuckers can connect A to B. No need for a "petsitter" and you have to clean 1/4 as much, unless you are a complete pig.

So we cast aside the black irons of crotchfruit, but instead of spending a week gambling in Monte Carlo like James Bond, you supposedly "free" people are spending thousands on vet bills, dog food, cat food, pet trinkets, and all of that shit like a Petco groupie. You have freedom beckoning to you like the Lorelei, but you reject her utterly. Idiots.

Dammit, not all of us DINKS have pets, Dirk.

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No. The money move is all of you morons realizing that since you can reject crotchfruit so easily, it is but a small step to also reject fucking dogs and cats, but it seems like none of you motherfuckers can connect A to B. No need for a "petsitter" and you have to clean 1/4 as much, unless you are a complete pig.

So we cast aside the black irons of crotchfruit, but instead of spending a week gambling in Monte Carlo like James Bond, you supposedly "free" people are spending thousands on vet bills, dog food, cat food, pet trinkets, and all of that shit like a Petco groupie. You have freedom beckoning to you like the Lorelei, but you reject her utterly. Idiots.

While we’re at it, let’s prohibit all womenfolk from nesting within the confines of our abodes. The real cause of the mess at hand.

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Ask a neighbor who they use. If a cleaning lady can add you to the same day they're in the neighborhood anyway doing someone else's might get you a small break on their rate.

We've tried. All the cleaning people our neighbors use are "booked" and "not taking new homes".

[Desertbreh]

No. The money move is all of you morons realizing that since you can reject crotchfruit so easily, it is but a small step to also reject fucking dogs and cats, but it seems like none of you motherfuckers can connect A to B. No need for a "petsitter" and you have to clean 1/4 as much, unless you are a complete pig.

So we cast aside the black irons of crotchfruit, but instead of spending a week gambling in Monte Carlo like James Bond, you supposedly "free" people are spending thousands on vet bills, dog food, cat food, pet trinkets, and all of that shit like a Petco groupie. You have freedom beckoning to you like the Lorelei, but you reject her utterly. Idiots.

Dammit, not all of us DINKS have pets, Dirk.

Bullshit Bugs Bunny

[ChrisoftheNorth]

We've tried. All the cleaning people our neighbors use are "booked" and "not taking new homes".

I no rite?

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Bullshit Bugs Bunny

[Apex]

Dammit, not all of us DINKS have pets, Dirk.

Bullshit Bugs Bunny

[Johnny_P]

If you people hate your pets, you owe it to them to re-home them. Plenty of organizations would help you with this.

[dubshow]

If you people hate your pets, you owe it to them to re-home them. Plenty of organizations would help you with this.

re-home yourself.

also, we are in talks for taking a re-homing of a 8mo Doberman.

[Apex]

If you people hate your pets, you owe it to them to re-home them. Plenty of organizations would help you with this.

re-home yourself.

also, we are in talks for taking a re-homing of a 8mo Doberman.

In4Dobie pics!

[dubshow]

re-home yourself.

also, we are in talks for taking a re-homing of a 8mo Doberman.

In4Dobie pics!

you so fast! inb4 edit. read up

[Johnny_P]

If you people hate your pets, you owe it to them to re-home them. Plenty of organizations would help you with this.

re-home yourself.

also, we are in talks for taking a re-homing of a 8mo Doberman.

Pics.

I mean. If one of the 2 people in the house wants to take the dog out back with an axe TODAY, and the other is indifferent.... seriously, re-homing or surrendering to a rescue should be talked about.

[Johnny_P]

If you people hate your pets, you owe it to them to re-home them. Plenty of organizations would help you with this.

re-home yourself.

also, we are in talks for taking a re-homing of a 8mo Doberman.

Oh muh gawd

[ChrisoftheNorth]

If you people hate your pets, you owe it to them to re-home them. Plenty of organizations would help you with this.

Agreed.

I don't hate my dog, I love her dearly. She's treated like a princess and knows it.

It's not her, it's inconvenience of having a dog that's the issue. She will live and outstanding life for what she has left. We've had her for 6 years and we have no idea how old she was when we got her. Chances are, she doesn't have many years left.

More than anything, I'm trying to find ways to lessen the emotional blow I'll be dealt by her eventual passing. It's going to be REALLY hard for me.

[Apex]

If you people hate your pets, you owe it to them to re-home them. Plenty of organizations would help you with this.

re-home yourself.

also, we are in talks for taking a re-homing of a 8mo Doberman.

Oh mah gerd.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

It's not her, it's inconvenience of having a dog that's the issue.

Perpetual toddlers.

Worse. You can take toddlers with you places...it's socially acceptable for some reason. isn't really able to travel much, so the hassle of finding a sitter or boarding or whatever is a real drag.

[Apex]

Perpetual toddlers.

Worse. You can take toddlers with you places...it's socially acceptable for some reason. isn't really able to travel much, so the hassle of finding a sitter or boarding or whatever is a real drag.

With sites like bringfido.com it makes travelling with the a lot easier. Can find hotels/rentals/restaurants etc. that are all friendly.

[dubshow]

Back to home chat.

Waiting on an incoming offer being drafted now. Hopefully we could get a 30 day close and I not make another payment on the bish.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Worse. You can take toddlers with you places...it's socially acceptable for some reason. isn't really able to travel much, so the hassle of finding a sitter or boarding or whatever is a real drag.

With sites like bringfido.com it makes travelling with the a lot easier. Can find hotels/rentals/restaurants etc. that are all friendly.

Interesting. Will check that out!

Still, restricting where you can go based on the is not great. I'm all about freedumbs.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Interesting. Will check that out!

Still, restricting where you can go based on the is not great. I'm all about freedumbs.

The dog also prevents me from driving the more.

Can't just drive the to see friends and family because the has to go. !

Our is a douche and doesn't go visit family and friends. Which is fine, and allows us to take any vehicle, but it restricts the amount of time we can be out. Worse is going out after work isn't an option because need to go home and let the out first. Wife and I used to work downtown Detroit in connected buildings but could never go out after work because of was on a number of occasions.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Our is a douche and doesn't go visit family and friends. Which is fine, and allows us to take any vehicle, but it restricts the amount of time we can be out. Worse is going out after work isn't an option because need to go home and let the out first. Wife and I used to work downtown Detroit in connected buildings but could never go out after work because of was on a number of occasions.

is so much better.

If a pet is a must, absolutely.