:poorvette: dusted by MK6 GTI

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I was on the interstate yesterday and came up next to a MK6 :turboyaris: and noticed some mods, so I was checking out the car a bit. Dude bro looks over, looks back ahead and takes off. By the time I downshifted and punched it he was already a few car lengths ahead and that distance basically stayed constant up to about 100 MPH when we both let off. :gaydance: CSB :triggered: :narc: :rage:

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Desertbreh wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:14 pm Fireball 1, Griffbalz 0
I actually rode in that dude's car once, he lived here in Charlotte and we met at an autox. It was legit very fast, if memory served definitely would've walked away from the C5.
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D Griff wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:43 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:14 pm Fireball 1, Griffbalz 0
I actually rode in that dude's car once, he lived here in Charlotte and we met at an autox. It was legit very fast, if memory served definitely would've walked away from the C5.
That car is pretty much on strongest steroids, and it beat a ferrari 360
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:27 am
D Griff wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:43 pm

I actually rode in that dude's car once, he lived here in Charlotte and we met at an autox. It was legit very fast, if memory served definitely would've walked away from the C5.
That car is pretty much on strongest steroids, and it beat a ferrari 360
Was a pretty major turd other than the powah though.
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You have pulled his flatbrimm ass if you had 4.10's
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golftdibrad wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:36 am You have pulled his flatbrimm ass if you had 4.10's
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golftdibrad wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:36 am You have pulled his flatbrimm ass if you had 4.10's
I think if he had made any indication that he was going to hit it and I'd downshifted prior I still would've pulled on him, even if K04, :poorvette: is still pretty quick. At 1500 RPMS :doe: , it ain't.
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He probably has DSGay :rolleyes: :rage:
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What gear were you in? Because I raced a Chevy Cobalt SS once and I kept it in 4th and I had this slowwwwww ass steady pull on him. This was at about 60 mph. Roll up at the light and ask what he's got.. Says stage 3 tuning.. and I'm like :notbad: :like:
I then tell him "That was 4th gear". He then follows me a little and then we did a 40 roll and I dropped it to 2nd and HOLY SHIT I ripped this kid nearly 10 cars right out of the gate. That's when I learned that the vette is a quick car, but it doesn't have the power to yank people in high gear.
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Acid666 wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:15 am What gear were you in? Because I raced a Chevy Cobalt SS once and I kept it in 4th and I had this slowwwwww ass steady pull on him. This was at about 60 mph. Roll up at the light and ask what he's got.. Says stage 3 tuning.. and I'm like :notbad: :like:
I then tell him "That was 4th gear". He then follows me a little and then we did a 40 roll and I dropped it to 2nd and HOLY SHIT I ripped this kid nearly 10 cars right out of the gate. That's when I learned that the vette is a quick car, but it doesn't have the power to yank people in high gear.
Yeah I was in 6th... it caught me by surprise so by the time I downshifted, he was already several lengths ahead. I put it in 3rd at 65 or so then and floored it, I would've passed him eventually had there been more room. Oh well... needs moar driver mod.
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D Griff wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:37 pm
Acid666 wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:15 am What gear were you in? Because I raced a Chevy Cobalt SS once and I kept it in 4th and I had this slowwwwww ass steady pull on him. This was at about 60 mph. Roll up at the light and ask what he's got.. Says stage 3 tuning.. and I'm like :notbad: :like:
I then tell him "That was 4th gear". He then follows me a little and then we did a 40 roll and I dropped it to 2nd and HOLY SHIT I ripped this kid nearly 10 cars right out of the gate. That's when I learned that the vette is a quick car, but it doesn't have the power to yank people in high gear.
Yeah I was in 6th... it caught me by surprise so by the time I downshifted, he was already several lengths ahead. I put it in 3rd at 65 or so then and floored it, I would've passed him eventually had there been more room. Oh well... needs moar DSG.
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But which car sounded better?
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4zilch wrote:But which car sounded better?
Were DSG farts present?
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Zillon wrote: Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:23 am
4zilch wrote:But which car sounded better?
Were DSG farts present?
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Zillon wrote: Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:23 am
4zilch wrote:But which car sounded better?
Were DSG farts present?
:aintcare: :turboyaris: sounds like :poop: .

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D Griff wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:39 pm I was on the interstate yesterday and came up next to a MK6 :turboyaris: and noticed some mods, so I was checking out the car a bit. Dude bro looks over, looks back ahead and takes off. By the time I downshifted and punched it he was already a few car lengths ahead and that distance basically stayed constant up to about 100 MPH when we both let off. :gaydance: CSB :triggered: :narc: :rage:

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:turboyaris: ..... :plaid: ..... :turboyaris:
:turboyaris: :turboyaris: :turboyaris:
But did you win?!
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max225 wrote: Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:51 pm
D Griff wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:39 pm I was on the interstate yesterday and came up next to a MK6 :turboyaris: and noticed some mods, so I was checking out the car a bit. Dude bro looks over, looks back ahead and takes off. By the time I downshifted and punched it he was already a few car lengths ahead and that distance basically stayed constant up to about 100 MPH when we both let off. :gaydance: CSB :triggered: :narc: :rage:

:turboyaris: :turboyaris: :turboyaris:
:turboyaris: ..... :plaid: ..... :turboyaris:
:turboyaris: :turboyaris: :turboyaris:
But did you win?!
No.
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