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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:46 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:30 pm

VA yes, but for speed traps and atrociously low speed limits and laws. I never got bothered with tints even though I am following the legal limit. I hear some people that rocks 35 all around in my state (VA is 50% on front, 35 rear). :narc: had 35 fronts and 20 rear on a red GTI, never once got pulled over or got cited for it. 80 mph and over (and 20 mph over the posted limit) is considered a misdemeanor and a felony. I noticed that when I rode on i81 for my Nashville road trip, constant speed limit changes, those who don't know I-81 it is a 350 mile stretch in VA, so cruise control for days
Which one? It's usually not both.
Grab an IPA and enjoy
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Deets.
Name and pics.
Eilish. She started going to the same 24 hour fitness as I was back when we had both first moved down to San Diego. Saw her in there and finally worked up the nerve to ask her out a few weeks later.


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:sawce: delivers. :fuckyeah:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:43 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 5:01 pm

Eilish. She started going to the same 24 hour fitness as I was back when we had both first moved down to San Diego. Saw her in there and finally worked up the nerve to ask her out a few weeks later.


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:sawce: delivers. :fuckyeah:
Few and far between where I haven’t delivered :lol:
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:46 pm
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:woodplow:
:sawce: delivers. :fuckyeah:
Few and far between where I haven’t delivered :lol:
:notwrong: but still worth celebrating.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:25 pm
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Few and far between where I haven’t delivered :lol:
:notwrong: but still worth celebrating.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:46 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:30 pm

VA yes, but for speed traps and atrociously low speed limits and laws. I never got bothered with tints even though I am following the legal limit. I hear some people that rocks 35 all around in my state (VA is 50% on front, 35 rear). :narc: had 35 fronts and 20 rear on a red GTI, never once got pulled over or got cited for it. 80 mph and over (and 20 mph over the posted limit) is considered a misdemeanor and a felony. I noticed that when I rode on i81 for my Nashville road trip, constant speed limit changes, those who don't know I-81 it is a 350 mile stretch in VA, so cruise control for days
Which one? It's usually not both.
It is a criminal “reckless driving” moving violation. They don’t TELL you that, though. It will say it on your ticket.
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wap wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:43 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 5:01 pm

Eilish. She started going to the same 24 hour fitness as I was back when we had both first moved down to San Diego. Saw her in there and finally worked up the nerve to ask her out a few weeks later.


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:woodplow:
:sawce: delivers. :fuckyeah:
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:46 pm

Which one? It's usually not both.
It is a criminal “reckless driving” moving violation. They don’t TELL you that, though. It will say it on your ticket.
Speaking of which, the governor apparently may move the reckless limit up to 85 mph, :fuckyeah: I guess? :iono:
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:08 pm No one gives a shit about Virginia
Thank you.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:08 pm No one gives a shit about Virginia
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:08 pm No one gives a shit about Virginia
Thank you.
:sad: time to get a Toyota Echo? and drive like a fucking angel?
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:08 pm No one gives a shit about Virginia
Adopted for use. Writing tight like a drum.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:28 pm
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:08 pm No one gives a shit about Virginia
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Or your vagina.
In high school, one of my friends was wearing a VA Cavaliers Shirt (aka UVA, aka Charlottesville), we used note cards to cover some letters and written a few to cover other letters, so it said "vagina cockers" and rocked it in the hall :lolgasm:
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:35 pm
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:28 pm

:dat:

Or your vagina.
In high school, one of my friends was wearing a VA Cavaliers Shirt (aka UVA, aka Charlottesville), we used note cards to cover some letters and written a few to cover other letters, so it said "vagina cockers" and rocked it in the hall :lolgasm:
See also University of South Carolina basketball shirts "Cocks taking it strong to the hole."
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:37 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:35 pm

In high school, one of my friends was wearing a VA Cavaliers Shirt (aka UVA, aka Charlottesville), we used note cards to cover some letters and written a few to cover other letters, so it said "vagina cockers" and rocked it in the hall :lolgasm:
See also University of South Carolina basketball shirts "Cocks taking it strong to the hole."
Ahh yes! Gamecocks!!

That's a nice sig you got there, it would be a shame if.....
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:44 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:37 pm

See also University of South Carolina basketball shirts "Cocks taking it strong to the hole."
Ahh yes! Gamecocks!!

That's a nice sig you got there, it would be a shame if.....
I'm between sigs right now.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:49 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:44 pm

Ahh yes! Gamecocks!!

That's a nice sig you got there, it would be a shame if.....
I between sigs right now.
It’s not a gender, you can have more than one.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:49 pm

I between sigs right now.
It’s not a gender, you can have more than one.
I'm a one sig man Apex.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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I between sigs right now.
It’s not a gender, you can have more than one.
What in tarnation?
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It’s not a gender, you can have more than one.
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Apex wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:51 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:49 pm

I between sigs right now.
It’s not a gender, you can have more than one.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:08 pm No one gives a shit about Virginia
And West Virginia is worse. :disgust:
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:08 pm No one gives a shit about Virginia
Thank you.
:lolol:
You're on a sig acquisition tear lately, Dirk.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:28 pm
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:08 pm No one gives a shit about Virginia
:dat:

Or your vagina.
Speak for yourself. :hubba:
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wap wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:16 pm

And West Virginia is worse. :disgust:
It's pretty. The land, that is... not the people.
:dat: is what I meant. Dat depressed coal country. :nope:
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