[user not found] is now decisive as hell - The Alpo Romeo Pastafellatio

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max225 wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:08 pmThat kind of looks like a FWD burnout doe... :gaydance:
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:10 pm [user not found] is 35 yrs old guys. How refined does this cereal collector need to really be?
He is spending 60% more than on his prior ride... you'd think a fair amount.
Careful, if you drag that slider too far towards refinement and you end up in a Lexus LS.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:14 pm
max225 wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:08 pmThat kind of looks like a FWD burnout doe... :gaydance:
wat


FWD doughnut



RWD doughnut
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:17 pm
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He is spending 60% more than on his prior ride... you'd think a fair amount.
Careful, if you drag that slider too far towards refinement and you end up in a Lexus LS.
That new one is damn nice though...
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 3:30 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 3:17 pm
Your car can do donuts?
AWD car with fully defeatable TC and locking diffs? Is this even a question?

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I thought AWD was all about grip and whatnot.
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max225 wrote:
Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:17 pm Careful, if you drag that slider too far towards refinement and you end up in a Lexus LS.
That new one is damn nice though...
Refined as they come... maybe not Benders cup of tea doe
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Detroit wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:19 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 3:30 pm

AWD car with fully defeatable TC and locking diffs? Is this even a question?

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I thought AWD was all about grip and whatnot.
It is until you don't want it to be
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I love jalapeno poppers
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KYGTIGuy wrote:I love jalapeno poppers
You are a jalepeno popper.


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Calvinball wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:31 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote:I love jalapeno poppers
You are a jalepeno popper.


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Calvinball wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:31 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote:I love jalapeno poppers
You are a jalepeno popper.


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Calvinball wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:31 pm You are a jalepeno popper.


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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:17 pm
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He is spending 60% more than on his prior ride... you'd think a fair amount.
Careful, if you drag that slider too far towards refinement and you end up in a Lexus LS.
:disgust:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Calvinball wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:31 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote:I love jalapeno poppers
You are a jalepeno popper.


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max225 wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:17 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:14 pm

wat


FWD doughnut



RWD doughnut
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A donut is a donut bruh. STIs can do tight or wide.

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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:17 pm Careful, if you drag that slider too far towards refinement and you end up in a Lexus LS.
:disgust:
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That brand paid off mah houzz
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 8:56 pm
wap wrote:
:disgust:
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That brand paid off mah houzz
I'm happy for you but that doesn't mean I have to like Lexus. :like:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 8:56 pm :sad:

That brand paid off mah houzz
I'm happy for you but that doesn't mean I have to like Lexus. :wap:
:dat:

I should buy a To-Yoda one of these days doe!
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 11:29 pm
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I'm happy for you but that doesn't mean I have to like Lexus. :wap:
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I should buy a To-Yoda one of these days doe!
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 11:29 pm

:dat:

I should buy a To-Yoda one of these days doe!
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It's hard for me to get excited about the product line. They are seriously getting better as the newest designs start rolling in. Wish Nicole would be down for a :minivan: , I'd snag an employee deal on a Sienna or something. Besides that the FRS (86) is cool but I'd rather Ellis if its going to be a fun car.
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wap wrote: I'm happy for you but that doesn't mean I have to like Lexus. :wap:
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I should buy a To-Yoda one of these days doe!
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[user not found] wrote: Thu May 17, 2018 8:53 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:28 pm I love jalapeno poppers
I bet my craving for ridiculousness will be reduced if I just buy the Alfa.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu May 17, 2018 8:51 am
Desertbreh wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 2:57 pm [user not found] is the landed gentry, living in Bricktopia with his fancy liquor, crotchfruit, and noble sheepdog. He' ain't buying no purple Hellkitty NHRA Redneck machine.

Alfa Romeo. Say it. Its a car for taking Buffy to the club, not doing burnouts in the Wally World parking lot after picking up the weekly load of Pampers and frozen Jalapeno poppers.
I wish I could make this whole thing my signature.
Get the Quad Giulia and post a nice pic in the sig area. Will more than suffice and will show graphically the prose written by Desert. Elegant.....
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