[user not found] is now decisive as hell - The Alpo Romeo Pastafellatio

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Heyyy, glad to see the p-fellatio back on the road again! So there was only one spark plug replaced according to the invoice. Did they say :wat: was :wrong: with :dat: single plug? Not normal wear and tear seemingly.... :notsure:
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[user not found] wrote: Mon May 06, 2019 9:50 pm
Tarspin wrote: Mon May 06, 2019 8:04 pm Heyyy, glad to see the p-fellatio back on the road again! So there was only one spark plug replaced according to the invoice. Did they say :wat: was :wrong: with :dat: single plug? Not normal wear and tear seemingly.... :notsure:
They installed a boppity plug instead of a bippity plug.
I'll sleep better knowing this.
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[user not found] wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:47 am Year one depreciation, a bit under $2 a mile. $22,000
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Do you ever miss the SS?
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[user not found] wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:55 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:36 am Do you ever miss the SS?
It was an awesome car and fits a very specific need but it doesn't check half the boxes the Alfa (or even a hot hatch) does.

My car love matrix currently goes:

GTI
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FoST

Yes the GTI is above the Alfa. It made me giggle more.
I figured you might really only miss it if you need to put 3 large dudes in the car or when you need to replace a spark plug. I <3 both cars
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[user not found] wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:55 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:36 am Do you ever miss the SS?
It was an awesome car and fits a very specific need but it doesn't check half the boxes the Alfa (or even a hot hatch) does.

My car love matrix currently goes:

GTI
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FoST

Yes the GTI is above the Alfa. It made me giggle more.
Little curious on how the :turboyaris: made you giggle more than the ST. I know ST is more fun to drive, and GTI is a better daily driver. It is possibly the facts outside of its drivability maybe, or does the GTI had "something" that made you more enjoyable? :crang:
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:gorf: is a nice if you want to relive the GTI but slightly enhanced... this cheap alternative falls somewhere in between your top two. Get with DSGay and add a nice exhaust and res delete.
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Pretty sure Mister Robot had a Stage 2 :mk6: ..... thus the giggles......
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Irish wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 12:55 am Pretty sure Mister Robot had a Stage 2 :mk6: ..... thus the giggles......
You can tune a :gorf:
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Irish wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:05 am
Tarspin wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:52 am

You can tune a :gorf:
I was addressing TK's question on why :[user not found]: might have ranked the GTI highest on his giggle-ometer....
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Irish wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:05 am
I was addressing TK's question on why :[user not found]: might have ranked the GTI highest on his giggle-ometer....
Yeah St2 hoonhatch sounds fun! It is actually not that surprising at all. More giggles then a pastafellatio is a little more surprising, but I guess expensive things have their own level of stress, less "hold my beer" moments amirite?
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Irish wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 12:55 am Pretty sure Mister Robot had a Stage 2 :mk6: ..... thus the giggles......
You can tune a :gorf:
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Get a downpipe too.

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Gberg2119 wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 12:11 pm
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You can tune a :gorf:
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Get a downpipe too.

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I paid for a 6yr/120k B2B so that doesn't work for me unfortunately. I consider our car tuned from the factory so I'm content.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 12:11 pm :doit:

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I paid for a 6yr/120k B2B so that doesn't work for me unfortunately. I consider our car tuned from the factory so I'm content.
Eh. I did too but I kinda want a t00n. You probably wouldn't have issues.

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Gberg2119 wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:17 pm
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I paid for a 6yr/120k B2B so that doesn't work for me unfortunately. I consider our car tuned from the factory so I'm content.
Eh. I did too but I kinda want a t00n. You probably wouldn't have issues.

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Tarspin wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 11:43 am
Irish wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:17 am

I was addressing TK's question on why :[user not found]: might have ranked the GTI highest on his giggle-ometer....
Yeah St2 hoonhatch sounds fun! It is actually not that surprising at all. More giggles then a pastafellatio is a little more surprising, but I guess expensive things have their own level of stress, less "hold my beer" moments amirite?
I think relatively low cost/care level certainly adds to the giggle fest of a vehicle.

Interesting that :[user not found]: loved the GTI most. It’s a car I personally never miss, although I did like it a lot.
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D Griff wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:39 pm
Tarspin wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 11:43 am

Yeah St2 hoonhatch sounds fun! It is actually not that surprising at all. More giggles then a pastafellatio is a little more surprising, but I guess expensive things have their own level of stress, less "hold my beer" moments amirite?
I think relatively low cost/care level certainly adds to the giggle fest of a vehicle.

Interesting that :[user not found]: loved the GTI most. It’s a car I personally never miss, although I did like it a lot.
It is a nice car and a great all a rounder, but more giggles the the fellatio? Maybe he is counting back seat :dock: ?
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Tarspin wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:07 pm
D Griff wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:39 pm

I think relatively low cost/care level certainly adds to the giggle fest of a vehicle.

Interesting that :[user not found]: loved the GTI most. It’s a car I personally never miss, although I did like it a lot.
It is a nice car and a great all a rounder, but more giggles the the fellatio? Maybe he is counting back seat :dock: ?
Methinks you may be on to something. Pre CF backseat :dock: must’ve ensued.
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D Griff wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:44 pm
Tarspin wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:07 pm

It is a nice car and a great all a rounder, but more giggles the the fellatio? Maybe he is counting back seat :dock: ?
Methinks you may be on to something. Pre CF backseat :dock: must’ve ensued.
With :[user not found]: I can assure you there are much more insane :dock: places he is currently involving himself in, before or after CF.
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razr390 wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:47 pm
D Griff wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:44 pm

Methinks you may be on to something. Pre CF backseat :dock: must’ve ensued.
With :[user not found]: I can assure you there are much more insane :dock: places he is currently involving himself in, before or after CF.
Well there must be some explanation for a GTI being more giggle inducing than the Pastafelacio, and it ain’t the drive.
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[user not found] wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:59 pm
D Griff wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:48 pm

Well there must be some explanation for a GTI being more giggle inducing than the Pastafelacio, and it ain’t the drive.
I was thinking about it today and it actually is the drive. Slow car fast... That old saying... Absolutely true.
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[user not found] wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:59 pm
D Griff wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:48 pm

Well there must be some explanation for a GTI being more giggle inducing than the Pastafelacio, and it ain’t the drive.
I was thinking about it today and it actually is the drive. Slow car fast... That old saying... Absolutely true.
Your GTI was hardly slow...I think there's an element of sleeper here. There's something about a car that shouldn't be fast but is that's really :lolol:

All your other cars were engineered to be fast. The GTI is just a solid all-arounder. But when made fast or driven fast, the :lolol: really increases.

I remember the first time I went stage 1 on my MKV. The :lolol: I had was epic. Roasting a front wheel in 2nd gear is both :rage: and :lolgasm:
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[user not found] wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:56 pm
D Griff wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:39 pm

I think relatively low cost/care level certainly adds to the giggle fest of a vehicle.

Interesting that :[user not found]: loved the GTI most. It’s a car I personally never miss, although I did like it a lot.
That's how I feel about both the SS and the FoST
There’s always a lot of intangibles and we just like what we like at the end of the day.

I think the :poorvette: is the only thing I’ll really miss when it’s gone. I would be totally :aintcare: if my BMW went away, it’s a good car and I like it but there certainly aren’t any feels for it.
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