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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 2:39 pm 707 hp doe. Sounds :jimp: to me :iono:
He picked the SS over the Canadian offerings... wouldn't make any sense to pick them now over something he considers an upgrade from what he currently has ? :iono:
They didn't have a Hellcat at the time of purchase, but sure I see what you are saying. I'd personally have a hard time picking between the two, they both offer something unique to other market dwellers.
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But did you get his texts? :ohmy: :doomed:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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[user not found] is the landed gentry, living in Bricktopia with his fancy liquor, crotchfruit, and noble sheepdog. He' ain't buying no purple Hellkitty NHRA Redneck machine.

Alfa Romeo. Say it. Its a car for taking Buffy to the club, not doing burnouts in the Wally World parking lot after picking up the weekly load of Pampers and frozen Jalapeno poppers.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 2:57 pm [user not found] is the landed gentry, living in Bricktopia with his fancy liquor, crotchfruit, and noble sheepdog. He' ain't buying no purple Hellkitty NHRA Redneck machine.

Alfa Romeo. Say it. Its a car for taking Buffy to the club, not doing burnouts in the Wally World parking lot after picking up the weekly load of Pampers and frozen Jalapeno poppers.
Your posts are always 5/7
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Desertbreh wrote:[user not found] is the landed gentry, living in Bricktopia with his fancy liquor, crotchfruit, and noble sheepdog. He' ain't buying no purple Hellkitty NHRA Redneck machine.

Alfa Romeo. Say it. Its a car for taking Buffy to the club, not doing burnouts in the Wally World parking lot after picking up the weekly load of Pampers and frozen Jalapeno poppers.
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Well I am obviously of the latter nobility!
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 3:03 pm
Desertbreh wrote:[user not found] is the landed gentry, living in Bricktopia with his fancy liquor, crotchfruit, and noble sheepdog. He' ain't buying no purple Hellkitty NHRA Redneck machine.

Alfa Romeo. Say it. Its a car for taking Buffy to the club, not doing burnouts in the Wally World parking lot after picking up the weekly load of Pampers and frozen Jalapeno poppers.
Imageol: Imagegasm:

Well I am obviously of the latter nobility!
To be fair, I think the Hellcat Charger is phenomenal in terms of being a vehicle you could load up with all the wine and women and shotguns you wanted and drive 120 mph all day across......Montana. In many ways it reminds me of a latter day 450 SEL 6.9., a huge four door with a market topping engine. It's a cool car. It's just not going to be remotely as fun as the QF.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Hellcat for [user not found], TrackHawk for LadyBender

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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 2:57 pm [user not found] is the landed gentry, living in Bricktopia with his fancy liquor, crotchfruit, and noble sheepdog. He' ain't buying no purple Hellkitty NHRA Redneck machine.

Alfa Romeo. Say it. Its a car for taking Buffy to the club, not doing burnouts in the Wally World parking lot after picking up the weekly load of Pampers and frozen Jalapeno poppers.
:amaze: scrivening, Sir. Again.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 2:57 pm [user not found] is the landed gentry, living in Bricktopia with his fancy liquor, crotchfruit, and noble sheepdog. He' ain't buying no purple Hellkitty NHRA Redneck machine.

Alfa Romeo. Say it. Its a car for taking Buffy to the club, not doing burnouts in the Wally World parking lot after picking up the weekly load of Pampers and frozen Jalapeno poppers.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 2:57 pm [user not found] is the landed gentry, living in Bricktopia with his fancy liquor, crotchfruit, and noble sheepdog. He' ain't buying no purple Hellkitty NHRA Redneck machine.

Alfa Romeo. Say it. Its a car for taking Buffy to the club, not doing burnouts in the Wally World parking lot after picking up the weekly load of Pampers and frozen Jalapeno poppers.
What's wrong with this?
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Am I the only immature asshole here that still does donuts in abandoned parking lots?
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 3:03 pm Imageol: Imagegasm:

Well I am obviously of the latter nobility!
To be fair, I think the Hellcat Charger is phenomenal in terms of being a vehicle you could load up with all the wine and women and shotguns you wanted and drive 120 mph all day across......Montana. In many ways it reminds me of a latter day 450 SEL 6.9., a huge four door with a market topping engine. It's a cool car. It's just not going to be remotely as fun as the QF.
See that all sounds great to me! I'm such a pleb. 700hp has got to be :ludacris: fun! Tires lighting up at any speed, crushing lambros on the interstate like Gandolf on 93!

I do get it though, no self respecting :alpo: has time for American made :hue: body panel fitment and a rental spec infotainment screen. So I shall sit back and :popcorn:
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 3:15 pm Am I the only immature asshole here that still does donuts in abandoned parking lots?
Your car can do donuts?
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 2:57 pm [user not found] is the landed gentry, living in Bricktopia with his fancy liquor, crotchfruit, and noble sheepdog. He' ain't buying no purple Hellkitty NHRA Redneck machine.

Alfa Romeo. Say it. Its a car for taking Buffy to the club, not doing burnouts in the Wally World parking lot after picking up the weekly load of Pampers and frozen Jalapeno poppers.
:amaze: scrivening, Sir. Again.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 3:15 pm Am I the only immature asshole here that still does donuts in abandoned parking lots?
Your car can do donuts?
Snonuts.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 2:57 pm [user not found] is the landed gentry, living in Bricktopia with his fancy liquor, crotchfruit, and noble sheepdog. He' ain't buying no purple Hellkitty NHRA Redneck machine.

Alfa Romeo. Say it. Its a car for taking Buffy to the club, not doing burnouts in the Wally World parking lot after picking up the weekly load of Pampers and frozen Jalapeno poppers.
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Personally I love the Alfa, and Paul I would really appreciate it if you could try that nasty betch out for :science:
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Detroit wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 3:17 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 3:15 pm Am I the only immature asshole here that still does donuts in abandoned parking lots?
Your car can do donuts?
AWD car with fully defeatable TC and locking diffs? Is this even a question?

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Detroit wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 3:17 pm Your car can do donuts?
AWD car with fully defeatable TC and locking diffs? Is this even a question?

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Desertbreh wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 2:57 pm [user not found] is the landed gentry, living in Bricktopia with his fancy liquor, crotchfruit, and noble sheepdog. He' ain't buying no purple Hellkitty NHRA Redneck machine.

Alfa Romeo. Say it. Its a car for taking Buffy to the club, not doing burnouts in the Wally World parking lot after picking up the weekly load of Pampers and frozen Jalapeno poppers.
Desert prose! When one rolls near the Wells nirvana flows :)
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 2:57 pm [user not found] is the landed gentry, living in Bricktopia with his fancy liquor, crotchfruit, and noble sheepdog. He' ain't buying no purple Hellkitty NHRA Redneck machine.

Alfa Romeo. Say it. Its a car for taking Buffy to the club, not doing burnouts in the Wally World parking lot after picking up the weekly load of Pampers and frozen Jalapeno poppers.
:dat: Nobility requires foreign. Ain't no one of statue getting Italian food at olive garden.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 3:30 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 3:17 pm
Your car can do donuts?
AWD car with fully defeatable TC and locking diffs? Is this even a question?

That kind of looks like a FWD donut doe... :gaydance:
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[user not found] is 35 yrs old guys. How refined does this cereal collector need to really be?
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:10 pm [user not found] is 35 yrs old guys. How refined does this cereal collector need to really be?
He is spending 60% more than on his prior ride... you'd think a fair amount.
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