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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:51 pm Took her up to Connecticut last week. I've always loved the Merritt Parkway but goddamn it's amazing in this car. Had a guy in a 458 give me a thumbs up then follow me off an exit to talk to me about it at a light. Pretty not fucking bad.
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Any issues? Saw this on facebook lol
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:30 pm "fuck you if you buy one"

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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:51 pm Took her up to Connecticut last week. I've always loved the Merritt Parkway but goddamn it's amazing in this car. Had a guy in a 458 give me a thumbs up then follow me off an exit to talk to me about it at a light. Pretty not fucking bad.
Im pretty sure i drove there once on the way to Vermont from Manhattan. It’s pretty much endlessly curvy stretch and some straightaways in between right? I know that I enjoyed it in my krautwagen
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Saw a bright red one yesterday while getting gas. Had a carbon fiber trunk lip spoiler, though he was going too fast for me to catch much more about it. Not sure if he had an aftermarket exhaust on it or not, but it was freaking loud as he floored it down the road in front of the gas station.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:52 am
kashak wrote:Any issues? Saw this on facebook lol
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No issues at all. He sounds like a really lovely guy.
He obviously works for OSHA.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:36 am I am so so in love with it
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:52 am No issues at all. He sounds like a really lovely guy.
He obviously works for OSHA.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:52 am No issues at all. He sounds like a really lovely guy.
I wonder if he knows how to put it in park.
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Devilchrono wrote:Saw a bright red one yesterday while getting gas. Had a carbon fiber trunk lip spoiler, though he was going too fast for me to catch much more about it. Not sure if he had an aftermarket exhaust on it or not, but it was freaking loud as he floored it down the road in front of the gas station.
The stock loud mode is silly, it was probably that.


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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:51 pm Took her up to Connecticut last week. I've always loved the Merritt Parkway but goddamn it's amazing in this car. Had a guy in a 458 give me a thumbs up then follow me off an exit to talk to me about it at a light. Pretty not fucking bad.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:09 pm I've been absent for a while so you are probably wondering what life is like with an Quadrifoglio.

Cons:
It attracts a LOT of attention, almost annoying levels. I have to add a couple minutes to pretty much every store or gas trip I do. Every M3 tries to race you, even in pouring rain.
When driving it hard, it sucks down gas. 9 MPG on the back-roads isn't rare and it has a tiny gas tank.

Pros:
Its just brilliant in every way. Constantly fun. Constantly comfortable. Challenging and engaging but approachable.
When in economy mode and with cruise on, i average between 32 and 34 MPG so its great for commuting.
Its brilliant. I know i said that already but its worth noting again.

Statistics:
Days of ownership - 88
Miles - 3289
Traffic Stops - 1
Tickets - 0
:waxer: steaks eaten - 2
Threeways had in course of ownership - 5/Number of women besides my wife - 3
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As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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:lolol: at statistical breakdown.
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Looks like one or more came back for seconds, unless the remainder were guys. Eitherwhore.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:19 pm
Tarspin wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:48 pm Looks like one or more came back for seconds, unless the remainder were guys. Eitherwhore.
Two twice, one once.
Thats awesome! :whalecum: back, hope all's well.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:34 pm
Tarspin wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:27 pm

Thats awesome! :whalecum: back, hope all's well.
Thanks Mario! All is good. Just busy fucking. I should be around more regularly again!
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:09 pm I've been absent for a while so you are probably wondering what life is like with an Quadrifoglio.

Cons:
It attracts a LOT of attention, almost annoying levels. I have to add a couple minutes to pretty much every store or gas trip I do. Every M3 tries to race you, even in pouring rain.
When driving it hard, it sucks down gas. 9 MPG on the back-roads isn't rare and it has a tiny gas tank.

Pros:
Its just brilliant in every way. Constantly fun. Constantly comfortable. Challenging and engaging but approachable.
When in economy mode and with cruise on, i average between 32 and 34 MPG so its great for commuting.
Its brilliant. I know i said that already but its worth noting again.

Statistics:
Days of ownership - 88
Miles - 3289
Traffic Stops - 1
Tickets - 0
:waxer: steaks eaten - 2
Threeways had in course of ownership - 5/Number of women besides my wife - 3
:fuckyeah:
POTD
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:34 pm
Tarspin wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:27 pm

Thats awesome! :whalecum: back, hope all's well.
Thanks Mario! All is good. Just busy as fuck. I should be around more regularly again!
:megusta:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:40 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:34 pm

Thanks Mario! All is good. Just busy fucking. I should be around more regularly again!
:meatspin:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:40 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:34 pm

Thanks Mario! All is good. Just busy fucking. I should be around more regularly again!
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Need more pics in this thread to feed the stoke
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:11 am :megusta:

Need more pics in this thread to feed the stoke
:dat:
Pics of car and 3-ways.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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