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golfsedan16 wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:53 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote:
ok? good for you then :jesus:

you come in here all like "look at the dumb shit i did"

DFD: yea, :plac: dumb, :butwhy: etc,

momsporche: "but it really wasn't dumb guys I actually did ok"

DFD: :wrong: :trollface:

but really, :fax: be like:
Well good for you for being better at this in your mid 20's than I was? Do you want a medal or something?

:sass:
You sound salty. And yes I would like my medal overnighted.

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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote:
golfsedan16 wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:53 pm You sound salty. And yes I would like my medal overnighted.

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Tarspin wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:00 pm
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I want one too bros
Yours is at the meat up
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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golfsedan16 wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:53 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote:
ok? good for you then :jesus:

you come in here all like "look at the dumb shit i did"

DFD: yea, :plac: dumb, :butwhy: etc,

momsporche: "but it really wasn't dumb guys I actually did ok"

DFD: :wrong: :trollface:

but really, :fax: be like:
Well good for you for being better at this in your mid 20's than I was? Do you want a medal or something?

:sass:
You sound salty. And yes I would like my medal overnighted.

Thanks


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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:44 pm
golfsedan16 wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:23 pm

Well, the S3 was a lease that I got out of cleanly, and I recouped ~70% of the parts monies. I bought the A3 used (obviously) for a good deal.

But please tell me how I’m pissing away money.


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ok? good for you then :jesus:

you come in here all like "look at the dumb shit i did"

DFD: yea, :plac: dumb, :butwhy: etc,

momsporche: "but it really wasn't dumb guys I actually did ok"

DFD: :wrong: :trollface:

but really, :fax: be like:
Well good for you for being better at this in your mid 20's than I was? Do you want a medal or something?

:sass:
IDGAF how he chooses to light his money on fire.

:wasteful:

fun to watch for sure!
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Apex wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:18 pm
Detroit wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:16 pm Damned moran OEM engineers leave so much power on the table.
When will the OEMs hire some damn mom's garage tooners to build motors? :disgust:
FTFY
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Devilchrono wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:55 pm
golfsedan16 wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:23 pm

Well, the S3 was a lease that I got out of cleanly, and I recouped ~70% of the parts monies. I bought the A3 used (obviously) for a good deal.

But please tell me how I’m pissing away money.


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I mean, this thread is a perfect example of that........

:facepalm: :derp: :dealwithit: :hue:
:bravo:
:roasted:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:21 pm
Plus, when his crangshaft says :nope: we can :popcorn:
Well, there is that.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:04 pm

selfie time
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its subtle, but halarious.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:21 pm Honestly, let the guy do what he wants. We all know it's a bad decision to throw money at cars, yet we do it anyway.

Living life costs money. :bruh:

Have some fun and quit being such :scrooge:

Plus, when his crangshaft says :nope: we can :popcorn:
:dat:

FWD cars aren't my thing (or FAWD) but hey, we all have our own things. This dude is pumping ass loads of money into car culture which is pretty cool, helps us poors get a piece of that for less money, economies of scale and all that.
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golfsedan16 wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:53 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote:
ok? good for you then :jesus:

you come in here all like "look at the dumb shit i did"

DFD: yea, :plac: dumb, :butwhy: etc,

momsporche: "but it really wasn't dumb guys I actually did ok"

DFD: :wrong: :trollface:

but really, :fax: be like:
Well good for you for being better at this in your mid 20's than I was? Do you want a medal or something?

:sass:
You sound salty. And yes I would like my medal overnighted.

Thanks


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As I recall, I sent you your medal a few years ago. I hope you place it on your dash at Cars and Coffee.
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Installed some color matched side markers and gloss black rings from TAG on the TT...still waiting for the A3 to get finished lol

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Should get a mesh grille for the white TT :megusta:
I like rumbles, vape juice and mudflaps :gay:

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[user not found] wrote: Mon May 28, 2018 10:57 am I love TTs. :hue:

Seriously, doe. Love them.

Shame there's no more :manuel:
:dat:

I love them as well. Was tough to pass on one for the golf R. They are super nice in high trim levels.
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TTRS makes me moist
I like rumbles, vape juice and mudflaps :gay:

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KiaGiver wrote: Mon May 28, 2018 12:07 pm TTRS makes me moist
It’s the only golf I actually desire.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon May 28, 2018 6:42 pm
KiaGiver wrote: Mon May 28, 2018 12:07 pm TTRS makes me moist
It’s the only golf I actually desire.
:notsure:
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Johnny_P wrote:
KiaGiver wrote: Mon May 28, 2018 12:07 pm TTRS makes me moist
It’s the only golf I actually desire.
:impressive:


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A brief update-

The A3 showed up a couple months ago and has been a pleasurable challenge. Was working on remote tuning with UM for a bit but had to cease as the LPFP decided to separate itself from the line and was leaking back into the fuel tank. A freshly repaired one will be arriving on Thursday. Car was very very fast on 34psi. Will be turning up further soon.

Also managed to get the tillett seats sorted out. Had a local fab shop make some custom mounting brackets for me, just been too lazy to get some adhesive for the pads.


TT is tuned, catless downpipe installed, now I have an IS38 turbo for it in the garage waiting to be installed.


Here are some pintures for your entertainment


Huehuehuehue


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[user not found] wrote:
golfsedan16 wrote: Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:13 pm A brief update-

The A3 showed up a couple months ago and has been a pleasurable challenge. Was working on remote tuning with UM for a bit but had to cease as the LPFP decided to separate itself from the line and was leaking back into the fuel tank. A freshly repaired one will be arriving on Thursday. Car was very very fast on 34psi. Will be turning up further soon.

Also managed to get the tillett seats sorted out. Had a local fab shop make some custom mounting brackets for me, just been too lazy to get some adhesive for the pads.


TT is tuned, catless downpipe installed, now I have an IS38 turbo for it in the garage waiting to be installed.


Here are some pintures for your entertainment


Huehuehuehue


-momporsche



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Fak. That TT doe. :megusta:

How are sales, Herr Audiman?
Yeah I am a little jealous of the TT...it is so much more fun to drive. Helluva chassis. Very direct input feel— the UM haldex software is no joke also.

Funny you mention car sales, I actually left Audi back in April. I now work at an insurance brokerage in the commercial lines department. Not in sales, but servicing the accounts. Couldn’t be happier. I don’t regret selling cars at all, it provides invaluable experiences and a decent pay check, but I am happy to be done with it.


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I like the racebeetle :megusta: I'd drive the hell out of that.

You get new ramz? They look good.
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So the TT belongs to the slam piece? :notbad:
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D Griff wrote:So the TT belongs to the slam piece? :notbad:
That’s correct

Lol


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[user not found] wrote:
golfsedan16 wrote: Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:59 pm Yeah I am a little jealous of the TT...it is so much more fun to drive. Helluva chassis. Very direct input feel— the UM haldex software is no joke also.

Funny you mention car sales, I actually left Audi back in April. I now work at an insurance brokerage in the commercial lines department. Not in sales, but servicing the accounts. Couldn’t be happier. I don’t regret selling cars at all, it provides invaluable experiences and a decent pay check, but I am happy to be done with it.


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Good on you for getting out. :like:
Thanks it feels good. You’re at Mazda now or...?


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