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Alright here we go,
Had a 2011 :turboyaris: for 7 years, finally got tired of it and decided to get something fast(er) with 4 doors, AWD, not :manuel: and not a hatchback. Me and wife both landed :notbad: jobs so I was actually able to afford something relatively "expensive". Enter this:
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2018 Ara blue RS3. No options, aside from the colour. Financing it and planning to keep until it dies. Car is fast as fuck. My GTI could never do what this car does 0-60 with launch control. 5 banger sound is eargasm inducing. That and I finally don't have to look like a chimp taking a shit while buckling up the kids. I get about 27-29MPG combined with 65/35 highway/city driving. Not expecting to do any mods aside from 2nd cats delete and maaaaybe stage 1(dat +100 hp doe) once warranty expires. 3 months of ownership and 9K KM so far, no issues. I'll add some decent pics once the weather in Toronto stops being such :poop:

Other cars:
2018 Extra long :turboyaris: AWD DSG

Previous cars:
2011 GTI
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APR Stage 3 GT28RS
Labonte W/M
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Ohlins coilovers
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Car :boner: intake
Southbend clutch
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HPA Insert
Audi R8 Coil Packs
OZ Alleggerita HLT
OEM R Tails
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What's Kashak mean? And nice ride ! love the color.
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max225 wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:16 pm What's Kashak mean? And nice ride ! love the color.
Just a nickname I got when I was 10 or something while playing CS1.3, so I just stuck with it. Koshak literally means cat in Russian, had to misspell it doe for it to sound kewl.
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kashak wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:26 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:16 pm What's Kashak mean? And nice ride ! love the color.
Just a nickname I got when I was 10 or something while playing CS1.3, so I just stuck with it. Koshak literally means cat in Russian, had to misspell it doe for it to sound kewl.
Koshka means cat in Russian :bruh: this is a commie you're talking to. You from the motherland as well?

Anyways :whalecum: to the forum. Any interior pics?
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kashak wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:04 pm Alright here we go,
Had a 2011 :turboyaris: for 7 years, finally got tired of it and decided to get something fast(er) with 4 doors, AWD, not :manuel: and not a hatchback. Me and wife both landed :notbad: jobs so I was actually able to afford something relatively "expensive". Enter this:
Image

2018 Ara blue RS3. No options, aside from the colour. Financing it and planning to keep until it dies. Car is fast as fuck. My GTI could never do what this car does 0-60 with launch control. 5 banger sound is eargasm inducing. That and I finally don't have to look like a chimp taking a shit while buckling up the kids. I get about 27-29MPG combined with 65/35 highway/city driving. Not expecting to do any mods aside from 2nd cats delete and maaaaybe stage 1(dat +100 hp doe) once warranty expires. 3 months of ownership and 9K KM so far, no issues. I'll add some decent pics once the weather in Toronto stops being such :poop:

Other cars:
2018 Extra long :turboyaris: AWD DSG

Previous cars:
2011 GTI
Image
Mods:
APR Stage 3 GT28RS
Labonte W/M
Billy Boat 3" TBE
Ohlins coilovers
H2sport spindles
H2sport front bushings
Car :boner: intake
Southbend clutch
Brembo OEM coated rotors + pads
HPA Insert
Audi R8 Coil Packs
OZ Alleggerita HLT
OEM R Tails
OEM '12+ front headlight housing with LED drl
That made me :lolol:
Love the car, and the color. Welcome.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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max225 wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:28 pm
kashak wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:26 pm

Just a nickname I got when I was 10 or something while playing CS1.3, so I just stuck with it. Koshak literally means cat in Russian, had to misspell it doe for it to sound kewl.
Koshka means cat in Russian :bruh: this is a commie you're talking to. You from the motherland as well?

Anyways :whalecum: to the forum. Any interior pics?
Yeah, originally from SPB. I'll post more pics once I clean her up from the kids kicking the backseats 24/7

Also, :bruh: koshka is a female cat, koshak is a male. When did you leave the commieland?
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kashak wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:38 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:28 pm

Koshka means cat in Russian :bruh: this is a commie you're talking to. You from the motherland as well?

Anyways :whalecum: to the forum. Any interior pics?
Yeah, originally from SPB. I'll post more pics once I clean her up from the kids kicking the backseats 24/7
My friend has a 2017 Nardo Gray RS3 tunes Stage 1 by MTM. Shit is crazy fast.
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:41 pm
kashak wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:38 pm

Yeah, originally from SPB. I'll post more pics once I clean her up from the kids kicking the backseats 24/7
My friend has a 2017 Nardo Gray RS3 tunes Stage 1 by MTM. Shit is crazy fast.
After having a gray car for 7 years, I was done with dark colours. There's actually a few dudes from the Dead Forum that have an RS3. Halvie, allset and a couple of others that I remember seeing.
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kashak wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:46 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:41 pm
My friend has a 2017 Nardo Gray RS3 tunes Stage 1 by MTM. Shit is crazy fast.
After having a gray car for 7 years, I was done with dark colours. There's actually a few dudes from the Dead Forum that have an RS3. Halvie, allset and a couple of others that I remember seeing.
As long as they don’t get stance-bro’d I have no issue with that lol. The more the merrier. It’s a 5/7 car
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:53 pm RS3 is :jimp:

The only thing I find weird is the Quattro symbol on the front grille.

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They could've done without it, but the car looks like a3 too much already
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kashak wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:46 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:41 pm
My friend has a 2017 Nardo Gray RS3 tunes Stage 1 by MTM. Shit is crazy fast.
After having a gray car for 7 years, I was done with dark colours. There's actually a few dudes from the Dead Forum that have an RS3. Halvie, allset and a couple of others that I remember seeing.
What was your name over there?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:06 pm
kashak wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:46 pm

After having a gray car for 7 years, I was done with dark colours. There's actually a few dudes from the Dead Forum that have an RS3. Halvie, allset and a couple of others that I remember seeing.
What was your name over there?
Same as here, kashak. I was a lurker there for the most part.
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kashak wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:08 pm
wap wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:06 pm

What was your name over there?
Same as here, kashak. I was a lurker there for the most part.
:word:
Get yourself a real avatar and stick around here! :like:
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wap wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:09 pm
kashak wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:08 pm

Same as here, kashak. I was a lurker there for the most part.
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Get yourself a real avatar and stick around here! :like:
Done!
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