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wap wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:59 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:06 pm

I just got this. :sad:
:bruh: :really:
Indeed. :really: is my favorite emoji.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:07 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:59 pm

:bruh: :really:
Indeed. :really: is my favorite emoji.
It is one of the better recent additions to our arsenal, for sure.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:07 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:56 pm Any updates on the Merc? New shocks in ? Windshield in ?

Here's your update. Yes the shocks and tires are on. It drives like a German Buick should. BUT

One of the lowbeams goes out. This car comes with Halogens....even thought they look identical to the Bi Xenon.

I order a set of upgrade halogen bulbs from Hella.....20 bucks. http://www.myhellalights.com/index.php/ ... e-2-bulbs/

You can open the headlight unit from the rear to install the new bulb on both sides....But on the driver side you have to move the radiator overflow tank. I manage to snap off the fastener securing the overflow tank. :like: Then I start to work on the passenger side. HOLY. Fk. I simply could not get it done. I bruised the fk out of my right forearm, and just could not skin the cat, could not get the bulb to re-seat. In the process, because of the age and brittleness of the wires inside the unit, they crack....badly, exposing raw wire everywhere. I take it to my indy guy....he says, yeah, the bumper cover has to come off to replace the headlight units, I don't jack with bodywork, etc. etc.

So. This weekend the front bumper cover comes off. I ordered TWO entirely new factory Hella headlight units @$292 each (just to be safe, hopefully I only have to use one) and I'm going to deal with this fucking probem with some goddam access. !@#$!~@#%!%!%$@!mother!!%$!%!%!%!%fkr. This is why you buy a Hyundai, kids.
Duly noted.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:44 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:40 pm

Have you thought about taking off the bumper to see if you can fix the light?

Not sure if you have addressed this yet and it's not clear to me.
Step one is pulling the light to see what I can do. I ordered the new parts in the event that I can do nothing. What I can do is likely taping the exposed wiring. How does that rate on your 1/2 assed scale?
Heat shrink :bruh: . $1 at Harbor Freight and it will hold up. If you want to get fancy, get a $7 soldering iron.
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D Griff wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:46 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:44 pm

Step one is pulling the light to see what I can do. I ordered the new parts in the event that I can do nothing. What I can do is likely taping the exposed wiring. How does that rate on your 1/2 assed scale?
Heat shrink :bruh: . $1 at Harbor Freight and it will hold up. If you want to get fancy, get a $7 soldering iron.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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Ok boys and girls per the above posts one of the low beams went out on the MB. So I bought a couple of upgraded Hella replacement Halogens and thought "how hard can it be" It was super difficult and ultimately I had to pull at least one headlight unit to fix it. I ordered two completely new Hella Units from Autohaus AZ just in case, which arrived with bubble wrap on the OUTSIDE, bruh, truly like they were shipping the Ark of the Covenant. I was impressed. This is a "throwaway" car according to Max so any expense spared is good expense. Would he ship back one light, two lights or both lights? Here is my story.

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I put it on the lift and dropped the bumper cover. 16 fasteners and bolts and two clamps that secure the bumper to the fender later, I had access.

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There were two problems after I pulled the passenger headlight unit. The first was that the connector was not securely "clicking" into place becase the dog ears on the pictured connector needed bent to provide more resistance.

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The second was that I damaged the insulation on the wires when reaching my hand in there blindly hoping for the best.

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I had to cut the heat shrink then put another one over the cut like a sandwich. It worked ok. It melted but when you cut heat shrink it doesn't tighten together. Solid enough that I felt the wires were protected.

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I replaced both low beams and high beams with Hella 2.0 H7s. I think I will put new driving lights and turn signals in these bitches too while I have them out. Tested out the high/lows, we are fully operational. I just have to put humpty dumpty back together. I'm shipping both new units back, $600 saved on those, so it is sort of worth it. I will probably change the oil while I have the lower pan removed and on the lift, even thought that only puts it at 5K miles.....:hai: Max :triggered:
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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I’m not :triggered: this is the first responsible repair you did on the throwaway Benz. Glad it worked out!

Oil change though ... :wasteful:
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max225 wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:23 am I’m not :triggered: this is the first responsible repair you did on the throwaway Benz. Glad it worked out!

Oil change though ... :wasteful:
:really: What are the irresponsible ones?
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
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max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:25 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:23 am I’m not :triggered: this is the first responsible repair you did on the throwaway Benz. Glad it worked out!

Oil change though ... :wasteful:
:really: What are the irresponsible ones?
:dat:
Suspension refresh seems an appropriate "repair".
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wap wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:28 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:25 pm

:really: What are the irresponsible ones?
:dat:
Suspension refresh seems an appropriate "repair".
:dat:, the dampers were completely shot.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:25 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:23 am I’m not :triggered: this is the first responsible repair you did on the throwaway Benz. Glad it worked out!

Oil change though ... :wasteful:
:really: What are the irresponsible ones?
What was the cost of the shocks + labor repair ?
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max225 wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:16 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:25 pm

:really: What are the irresponsible ones?
What was the cost of the shocks + labor repair ?

Bilstein B4s, Michelin A/S 3+s plus install and roadhazard was $1350. Did you want me to put Monroes and Kumhos on it because throwaway?
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:19 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:16 pm

What was the cost of the shocks + labor repair ?

Bilstein B4s, Michelin A/S 3+s plus install and roadhazard was $1350. Did you want me to put Monroes and Kumhos on it because throwaway?
Isolate the shocks for me please. Depends on the cost of the French tires of course.
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max225 wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:21 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:19 pm


Bilstein B4s, Michelin A/S 3+s plus install and roadhazard was $1350. Did you want me to put Monroes and Kumhos on it because throwaway?
Isolate the shocks for me please. Depends on the cost of the French tires of course.
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Shocks were $400 pieced together in single orders because of some Bilstein plant move.
Tires were $900 installed and with road hazard.
$300 shock install.

$1700. I'd do this on ANY car I bought. I can drive this throwaway another 100,000 miles easy with no payments. The man will be taking your M3 the minute you miss a payment.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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max225 wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:21 pm Isolate the shocks for me please. Depends on the cost of the French tires of course.
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Shocks were $400 pieced together in single orders because of some Bilstein plant move.
Tires were $900 installed and with road hazard.
$300 shock install.

$1700. I'd do this on ANY car I bought. I can drive this throwaway another 100,000 miles easy with no payments. The man will be taking your M3 the minute you miss a payment.
Gotta spend money to make money. :troywax:

I think it's :neat: to get/keep a cool older car in shape like that. Sure it's not the absolute cheapest way to go but it's pretty cheap for what you get. Having a garage and some time to wrench really makes a lot of interesting cars possible to own that would otherwise be :fullretard:

Not much different from the 400k mile crown vic overall.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:38 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:21 pm

Isolate the shocks for me please. Depends on the cost of the French tires of course.
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Shocks were $400 pieced together in single orders because of some Bilstein plant move.
Tires were $900 installed and with road hazard.
$300 shock install.

$1700. I'd do this on ANY car I bought. I can drive this throwaway another 100,000 miles easy with no payments. The man will be taking your M3 the minute you miss a payment.
The Mercedes plus maintenance cost around 18 months of bmw payments :aintcare: why does everyone feel compelled to make it a comparison to my vehicle ? :wtf:

That said the shocks are actually somewhat reasonably priced. Although I would have likely tried to get something for less than $230 a tire installed.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:43 pm
Desertbreh wrote:
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Shocks were $400 pieced together in single orders because of some Bilstein plant move.
Tires were $900 installed and with road hazard.
$300 shock install.

$1700. I'd do this on ANY car I bought. I can drive this throwaway another 100,000 miles easy with no payments. The man will be taking your M3 the minute you miss a payment.
Gotta spend money to make money. :troywax:

I think it's :neat: to get/keep a cool older car in shape like that. Sure it's not the absolute cheapest way to go but it's pretty cheap for what you get. Having a garage and some time to wrench really makes a lot of interesting cars possible to own that would otherwise be :fullretard:

Not much different from the 400k mile crown vic overall.
Unfortunately the crown Vic has outlived it’s useful life and will likely not see 2020. Just too many things set against it at this point. This desert man bro bitches about headlight bulbs... good luck working on a car that literally went to the moon and back. That type of poverty life is semi depressing to engage in, especially considering it isn’t my primary vehicle that I depend on to make ends meet
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max225 wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:50 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:38 pm

Refresh:

Shocks were $400 pieced together in single orders because of some Bilstein plant move.
Tires were $900 installed and with road hazard.
$300 shock install.

$1700. I'd do this on ANY car I bought. I can drive this throwaway another 100,000 miles easy with no payments. The man will be taking your M3 the minute you miss a payment.
The Mercedes plus maintenance cost around 18 months of bmw payments :aintcare: why does everyone feel compelled to make it a comparison to my vehicle ? :wtf:

That said the shocks are actually somewhat reasonably priced. Although I would have likely tried to get something for less than $230 a tire installed.
My experience with non-Michelin tires has been enough to make me give no fucks on top end Michelin for anything I plan on keeping for a while. Quiet after 20K miles with proper rotation goes a long way with me. The goodyears on the Bimmer are wubba wubbing after 19K. MAJOR :disappoint:
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:43 pm
Desertbreh wrote:
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Shocks were $400 pieced together in single orders because of some Bilstein plant move.
Tires were $900 installed and with road hazard.
$300 shock install.

$1700. I'd do this on ANY car I bought. I can drive this throwaway another 100,000 miles easy with no payments. The man will be taking your M3 the minute you miss a payment.
Gotta spend money to make money. :troywax:

I think it's :neat: to get/keep a cool older car in shape like that. Sure it's not the absolute cheapest way to go but it's pretty cheap for what you get. Having a garage and some time to wrench really makes a lot of interesting cars possible to own that would otherwise be :fullretard:

Not much different from the 400k mile crown vic overall.
I will take some more pics once I get the front clip back together. It really is in amazing condition in and out.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:59 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:50 pm

The Mercedes plus maintenance cost around 18 months of bmw payments :aintcare: why does everyone feel compelled to make it a comparison to my vehicle ? :wtf:

That said the shocks are actually somewhat reasonably priced. Although I would have likely tried to get something for less than $230 a tire installed.
My experience with non-Michelin tires has been enough to make me give no fucks on top end Michelin for anything I plan on keeping for a while. Quiet after 20K miles with proper rotation goes a long way with me. The goodyears on the Bimmer are wubba wubbing after 19K. MAJOR :disappoint:
Because they have a shit treadwear rating. The re050 iirc on my 335 were nothing to rave about. Plenty of decent $110-140 tire options with a 500-700 rating for the merc out there good for 60-80k miles.
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max225 wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:50 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:38 pm

Refresh:

Shocks were $400 pieced together in single orders because of some Bilstein plant move.
Tires were $900 installed and with road hazard.
$300 shock install.

$1700. I'd do this on ANY car I bought. I can drive this throwaway another 100,000 miles easy with no payments. The man will be taking your M3 the minute you miss a payment.
The Mercedes plus maintenance cost around 18 months of bmw payments :aintcare: why does everyone feel compelled to make it a comparison to my vehicle ? :wtf:

That said the shocks are actually somewhat reasonably priced. Although I would have likely tried to get something for less than $230 a tire installed.
Because it is a giant douchemobile piloted by an opinionated, financially torn rooskie jewish pay area bastard? It makes good press brah.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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max225 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:04 am
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:59 pm

My experience with non-Michelin tires has been enough to make me give no fucks on top end Michelin for anything I plan on keeping for a while. Quiet after 20K miles with proper rotation goes a long way with me. The goodyears on the Bimmer are wubba wubbing after 19K. MAJOR :disappoint:
Because they have a shit treadwear rating. The re050 iirc on my 335 were nothing to rave about. Plenty of decent $110-140 tire options with a 500-700 rating for the merc out there good for 60-80k miles.
Yep this is just one of those things I'm happy to wax on nfg. Also our local tire shop is pretty incredibru and I will gladly spend an extra 50ish to support local biz.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:43 pm
Desertbreh wrote:
Refresh:

Shocks were $400 pieced together in single orders because of some Bilstein plant move.
Tires were $900 installed and with road hazard.
$300 shock install.

$1700. I'd do this on ANY car I bought. I can drive this throwaway another 100,000 miles easy with no payments. The man will be taking your M3 the minute you miss a payment.
Gotta spend money to make money. :troywax:

I think it's :neat: to get/keep a cool older car in shape like that. Sure it's not the absolute cheapest way to go but it's pretty cheap for what you get. Having a garage and some time to wrench really makes a lot of interesting cars possible to own that would otherwise be :fullretard:

Not much different from the 400k mile crown vic overall.
:dat:
Seems like a worthwhile spend to me for a car that's "worth it" to keep nice.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:15 am
max225 wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:50 pm

The Mercedes plus maintenance cost around 18 months of bmw payments :aintcare: why does everyone feel compelled to make it a comparison to my vehicle ? :wtf:

That said the shocks are actually somewhat reasonably priced. Although I would have likely tried to get something for less than $230 a tire installed.
Because it is a giant douchemobile piloted by an opinionated, financially torn rooskie jewish pay area bastard? It makes good press brah.
:lolgasm: :amaze:
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