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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:39 pm
Acid666 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:20 pm

Porsches don't have Image status tho.
I'm working to change this. Give me a little time, it's only been 2 months.
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max225 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:30 pm
Acid666 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:20 pm

Porsches don't have Image status tho.
In some ways no, in other ways people make “rally” air cooled cars and go completely retarded on spec sheet circle jerking. While that’s not a hooters meat up mentality it is likely just as mentally challenged so pick your poison.
Safari 911's are :tits: they look like they are a ton of fun.
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:iono: Matt Farrah's thing with those heinous hood lights looks absolutely :disgust:

I think it's :gay: personally, but I'm :wrong:
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D Griff wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:26 pm :iono: Matt Farrah's thing with those heinous hood lights looks absolutely :disgust:

I think it's :gay: personally, but I'm :wrong:
One thing okay about his build is that he claims everything is 100% reversible, could be back to stock and you would never know.

But yeah, it's not my thing... However, as long as they aren't treating them like a fox body mustang and hacking them up.. :iono:
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D Griff wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:26 pm :iono: Matt Farrah's thing with those heinous hood lights looks absolutely :disgust:

I think it's :gay: personally, but I'm :wrong:
I don't get it either. I think safari 911's are :gag:

But you're right. We're :wrong:
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:38 pm
D Griff wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:26 pm :iono: Matt Farrah's thing with those heinous hood lights looks absolutely :disgust:

I think it's :gay: personally, but I'm :wrong:
One thing okay about his build is that he claims everything is 100% reversible, could be back to stock and you would never know.

But yeah, it's not my thing... However, as long as they aren't treating them like a fox body mustang and hacking them up.. :iono:
Are you going to "Safari" a 911? That's the equivalent of "Stancing" a ferrari. :fullretard:
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max225 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:46 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:38 pm

One thing okay about his build is that he claims everything is 100% reversible, could be back to stock and you would never know.

But yeah, it's not my thing... However, as long as they aren't treating them like a fox body mustang and hacking them up.. :iono:
Are you going to "Safari" a 911? That's the equivalent of "Stancing" a ferrari. :fullretard:
No way.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:47 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:46 pm
Are you going to "Safari" a 911? That's the equivalent of "Stancing" a ferrari. :fullretard:
No way.
Case closed. :like:
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razr390 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:31 pm
:wtf:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:31 pm
Betting the Versa was there first.. why would you intentionally park close and block your own door.


..or they’re friends and fucking with one another.
As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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4zilch wrote:
razr390 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:31 pm
Betting the Versa was there first.. why would you intentionally park close and block your own door.


..or they’re friends and fucking with one another.
Yeah I think this is staged...
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Gberg2119 wrote:
D Griff wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:26 pm :iono: Matt Farrah's thing with those heinous hood lights looks absolutely :disgust:

I think it's :gay: personally, but I'm :wrong:
I don't get it either. I think safari 911's are :gag:

But you're right. We're :wrong:
max225 wrote:
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:38 pm One thing okay about his build is that he claims everything is 100% reversible, could be back to stock and you would never know.

But yeah, it's not my thing... However, as long as they aren't treating them like a fox body mustang and hacking them up.. :iono:
Are you going to "Safari" a 911? That's the equivalent of "Stancing" a ferrari. :fullretard:
All of :dat:

But different strokes and all that, it's those people's money... I will still make fun of it on the internet/at C&C if I ever go.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:12 am
4zilch wrote:
Betting the Versa was there first.. why would you intentionally park close and block your own door.


..or they’re friends and fucking with one another.
Yeah I think this is staged...
Has to be. Makes no sense for either driver.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:43 am
D Griff wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:12 am Yeah I think this is staged...
Has to be. Makes no sense for either driver.
Yeah, that..

Also, this isn't in front of the Sharkwerks building.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:30 am Waxer writing for Jalopnik now?

https://jalopnik.com/how-much-are-you-b ... 1833389136
Hah.. I could probably succeed there based on the few people I've seen writing lately... they have gone way down hill and a certain woman author seems to know nothing about cars beyond the fact that people seem to like them.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:32 am
[user not found] wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:30 am Waxer writing for Jalopnik now?

https://jalopnik.com/how-much-are-you-b ... 1833389136
Hah.. I could probably succeed there based on the few people I've seen writing lately... they have gone way down hill and a certain woman author seems to know nothing about cars beyond the fact that people seem to like them.
:dat:

I don't read their stuff very often anymore either. The comments occasionally give me a giggle though.
As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:32 am
[user not found] wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:30 am Waxer writing for Jalopnik now?

https://jalopnik.com/how-much-are-you-b ... 1833389136
Hah.. I could probably succeed there based on the few people I've seen writing lately... they have gone way down hill and a certain woman author seems to know nothing about cars beyond the fact that people seem to like them.
The azn one ?
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:13 am
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:32 am

Hah.. I could probably succeed there based on the few people I've seen writing lately... they have gone way down hill and a certain woman author seems to know nothing about cars beyond the fact that people seem to like them.
The azn one ?
Maybe?

I think so.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:17 am
max225 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:13 am

The azn one ?
Maybe?

I think so.
I have no idea how she is a writer on there, take the weakest person from this forum and said persons car knowledge is tripple that of hers. Now that either means we’re so balls deep in cars that we’re car gods or that she sucks immensly
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:19 am
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:17 am

Maybe?

I think so.
I have no idea how she is a writer on there, take the weakest person from this forum and said persons car knowledge is tripple that of hers. Now that either means we’re so balls deep in cars that we’re car gods or that she sucks immensly
Yes.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Posted in the "bought some shit" thread....


Microtech Ultratech with dragon scale laser etching and Microtech Combat Troodon:
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Protech Godfather auto in Titanium with mother of pearl button:
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Chinese razor flipper from Massdrop:
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:19 am
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:17 am

Maybe?

I think so.
I have no idea how she is a writer on there, take the weakest person from this forum and said persons car knowledge is tripple that of hers. Now that either means we’re so balls deep in cars that we’re car gods or that she sucks immensly
She's writing for a car "publication".....she's supposed to know about cars. Like you're supposed to know about numbers.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Again, copied from the useless stuff thread:

Microtech Jagdkommando in titanium:

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Protech Magic 2:

No release button automatic. Very neat.

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Microtech UTX85 OTF:

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Next to an Ultratech for size comparison (85% of Ultratech):

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Those definitely look cool.

I still need to grab a knife.
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