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Apex wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:08 pm Paint to sample purple Macan S. :megusta:
At least in my experience women hate bright/odd colors. Red being the sole exception unless they are some type of insecure attention whores with daddy issues, then they go with “pink” or the likes
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max225 wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:20 pm
Apex wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:08 pm Paint to sample purple Macan S. :megusta:
At least in my experience women hate bright/odd colors. Red being the sole exception unless they are some type of insecure attention whores with daddy issues, then they go with “pink” or the likes
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max225 wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:05 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:43 pm


Absolutely. I mean he paid like $70k for the roof intake.

:lolol:. No way
So what’s the word on the Macan, you have an “in” with your local P car place now, so shoot some golf in the Bahamas with your local saleshole, and get a discount on the Macan?
I’d think the 2.slow with a few options would be a great vehicle for the woman. But just be aware of the maintenance non sense. As Porsche thinks they are far more unique and expensive than vw.
The S gets a V6 turbo I think.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:22 pm
max225 wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:05 pm

So what’s the word on the Macan, you have an “in” with your local P car place now, so shoot some golf in the Bahamas with your local saleshole, and get a discount on the Macan?
I’d think the 2.slow with a few options would be a great vehicle for the woman. But just be aware of the maintenance non sense. As Porsche thinks they are far more unique and expensive than vw.
The S gets a V6 turbo I think.
Yes, turbo 3.0L with 348 hp and 354 lb-ft.

It's :notbad: really.
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max225 wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:20 pm
Apex wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:08 pm Paint to sample purple Macan S. :megusta:
At least in my experience women hate bright/odd colors. Red being the sole exception unless they are some type of insecure attention whores with daddy issues, then they go with “pink” or the likes
Usually that. I’m actually starting to get some traction with a Bikini JLU for :tits: though.

Macan seems like a nice DD, is it as fun as a Jeep though?
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D Griff wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:37 am
max225 wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:20 pm

At least in my experience women hate bright/odd colors. Red being the sole exception unless they are some type of insecure attention whores with daddy issues, then they go with “pink” or the likes
Usually that. I’m actually starting to get some traction with a Bikini JLU for :tits: though.

Macan seems like a nice DD, is it as fun as a Jeep though?
My wife loves Orange, if it is the right shade. She dislikes the burnt orange colors though.

The Macan S is nice.. but yes, that is my concern with it. If I replace the ZR2 with a Ram, and the JL with the Macan, then once again I don't have a smaller 4x4 vehicle and would need to use the Ram. The Ram 2500 is BIG and would limit me in some areas as the places I go would scrape the shit out of both sides of the truck if I was in the Ram.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:39 am
D Griff wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:37 am

Usually that. I’m actually starting to get some traction with a Bikini JLU for :tits: though.

Macan seems like a nice DD, is it as fun as a Jeep though?
My wife loves Orange, if it is the right shade. She dislikes the burnt orange colors though.

The Macan S is nice.. but yes, that is my concern with it. If I replace the ZR2 with a Ram, and the JL with the Macan, then once again I don't have a smaller 4x4 vehicle and would need to use the Ram. The Ram 2500 is BIG and would limit me in some areas as the places I go would scrape the shit out of both sides of the truck if I was in the Ram.
Don't :plac: yourself into a corner.

What do you do with your :truk: I didnt think you towed. How about swap the :jeep: for the Gladiator in full rubi trim then get whatever sport SUV you want?
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dubshow wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:51 am
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:39 am

My wife loves Orange, if it is the right shade. She dislikes the burnt orange colors though.

The Macan S is nice.. but yes, that is my concern with it. If I replace the ZR2 with a Ram, and the JL with the Macan, then once again I don't have a smaller 4x4 vehicle and would need to use the Ram. The Ram 2500 is BIG and would limit me in some areas as the places I go would scrape the shit out of both sides of the truck if I was in the Ram.
Don't :plac: yourself into a corner.

What do you do with your :truk: I didnt think you towed. How about swap the :jeep: for the Gladiator in full rubi trim then get whatever sport SUV you want?
Iirc he wanted to get a fifth wheel glamper and :truk:
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 11:43 am
dubshow wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:51 am

Don't :plac: yourself into a corner.

What do you do with your :truk: I didnt think you towed. How about swap the :jeep: for the Gladiator in full rubi trim then get whatever sport SUV you want?
Iirc he wanted to get a fifth wheel glamper and :truk:
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 11:48 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 11:43 am
Iirc he wanted to get a fifth wheel glamper and :truk:
:dat:
ah, i missed this plan. proceed on with the large :truk: then.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:39 am
My wife loves Orange, if it is the right shade. She dislikes the burnt orange colors though.
Well, that's brown. And women won't take it in the brown.
Truck girls do *looks towards Michigan*
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:02 pm
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Well, that's brown. And women won't take it in the brown.
Truck girls do *looks towards Michigan*
Desert girls are down with the brown as well :iono:
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:02 pm
[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:26 pm

Well, that's brown. And women won't take it in the brown.
Truck girls do *looks towards Michigan*
You're not wrong.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:26 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:02 pm

Truck girls do *looks towards Michigan*
You're not wrong.
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Irish wrote: Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:43 pm Needz me some desert truck gurlz den.....
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Down for anything from my experience.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Hmmm

https://burgertuning.com/collections/po ... 5401076851

About 1/2 the price of the Cobb unit.
About 1/2 the gains on a non-GTS doe (No dyno on the GTS yet)
No sending off the ECU to be unlocked to be able to flash it.
No warranty being voided.

I already own the JB4 app for bluetooth, so that's nice. Got an email out to the store that sold me the JB4 for the m235..
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In4 piggy back :rage: posts


I'd give it a shot. Worst case you're out $700? Did you ever end up with an exhaust?
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:03 pm In4 piggy back :rage: posts


I'd give it a shot. Worst case you're out $700? Did you ever end up with an exhaust?
No exhaust. Going to do hi flow cats and keep the Porsche Sport Exhaust. Waiting on the quote for the JB4.

In Vegas now and up $4200 in 45 minutes. I love the Pallazo.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:03 pm In4 piggy back :rage: posts


I'd give it a shot. Worst case you're out $700? Did you ever end up with an exhaust?
No exhaust. Going to do hi flow cats and keep the Porsche Sport Exhaust. Waiting on the quote for the JB4.

In Vegas now and up $4200 in 45 minutes. I love the Pallazo.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:40 pm Hmmm

https://burgertuning.com/collections/po ... 5401076851

About 1/2 the price of the Cobb unit.
About 1/2 the gains on a non-GTS doe (No dyno on the GTS yet)
No sending off the ECU to be unlocked to be able to flash it.
No warranty being voided.

I already own the JB4 app for bluetooth, so that's nice. Got an email out to the store that sold me the JB4 for the m235..
:popcorn:

How did you like it on your BMW? I’m between JB4, JB+, or BootMod3. I’m thinking I’ll probably go BootMod3 as my warranty is done anyway.
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D Griff wrote: Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:57 am
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:40 pm Hmmm

https://burgertuning.com/collections/po ... 5401076851

About 1/2 the price of the Cobb unit.
About 1/2 the gains on a non-GTS doe (No dyno on the GTS yet)
No sending off the ECU to be unlocked to be able to flash it.
No warranty being voided.

I already own the JB4 app for bluetooth, so that's nice. Got an email out to the store that sold me the JB4 for the m235..
:popcorn:

How did you like it on your BMW? I’m between JB4, JB+, or BootMod3. I’m thinking I’ll probably go BootMod3 as my warranty is done anyway.
Loved the JB4 on the m235. I felt like it was a great increase and made the car feel like what it should have been from the factory. The tuner worked great and never made me feel like it was pushing the engine to some crazy level where something was going to break.
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Ended up ordering the JB4 to try it out on this car. Worst case is I wait until the intro sale price goes away and resell it for what I paid or more and get a cobb tune.

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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:33 pm Ended up ordering the JB4 to try it out on this car. Worst case is I wait until the intro sale price goes away and resell it for what I paid or more and get a cobb tune.

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piggy back shit. I hope you like it and Ive heard great things about the jb4 setups
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