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Max needs a 570GT
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Johnny_P wrote: :waxer:
But if it fixes what you don't like...
Max will never be happy.

Never fast enough, never grippy enough, never quiet enough, never civilized enough.

The M3 should be the one car to do it all, doe. That's what M cars are all about.
Constructive criticism <<<>>> happiness.

I don't understand how me pointing out obvious flaws in a vehicle = Unhappiness

I am just sharing my findings with the group here, not going to go in here and ZOMG tell you how my turboe'd bimmer is better than every car on the forum.
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Can you find ramz on any forums or crangslist? I bet you could get a used set for pretty cheap.
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The hard reality is that I'd be planning my exhaust buy, Burger tuning buy, looking at suspension and wheels and all that shit and NONE OF THAT WILL BE HAPPENING. No, I have enough self preservational instinct to realize that the gf is not going to want her brand new car fooked with. Some tintz and maybe hardwire a radar detector setup, but that's gonna be about it.
Smart man. Let her drive the issue. Be the supportive listener she has always dreamt of :)
You're killing me.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Max will never be happy.

Never fast enough, never grippy enough, never quiet enough, never civilized enough.

The M3 should be the one car to do it all, doe. That's what M cars are all about.
Constructive criticism <<<>>> happiness.

I don't understand how me pointing out obvious flaws in a vehicle = Unhappiness

I am just sharing my findings with the group here, not going to go in here and ZOMG tell you how my turboe'd bimmer is better than every car on the forum.

May I suggest a new Avatar, Tony Schumacher?

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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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It is a good one... Maybe just a blue camry doe.

I like my poverty russian spec mid engined car doe...
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maxtdi wrote:It is a good one... Maybe just a blue camry doe.

I like my poverty russian spec mid engined car doe...
But that is the anti-reality. You are a McQueen Dream Every Option 3 Series Oberleutnant now. Have you cut anybody off yet?
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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maxtdi wrote:It is a good one... Maybe just a blue camry doe.

I like my poverty russian spec mid engined car doe...
But that is the anti-reality. You are a McQueen Dream Every Option 3 Series Oberleutnant now. Have you cut anybody off yet?
Without turn signals
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Johnny_P wrote: :waxer:
But if it fixes what you don't like...
Max will never be happy.

Never fast enough, never grippy enough, never quiet enough, never civilized enough.

The M3 should be the one car to do it all, doe. That's what M cars are all about.
:dat:
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But that is the anti-reality. You are a McQueen Dream Every Option 3 Series Oberleutnant now. Have you cut anybody off yet?
Without turn signals
I think the BMW turn signals are a bitch... I am not 100% sure on how to use em... :derp: There is no click they are always fking on... till you flick em the other way. I am sure I am just flicking it too hard or whatever but I am not sure why BMW decided to make it more complicated than it needs to be.
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Desertbreh wrote:
maxtdi wrote:It is a good one... Maybe just a blue camry doe.

I like my poverty russian spec mid engined car doe...
But that is the anti-reality. You are a McQueen Dream Every Option 3 Series Oberleutnant now. Have you cut anybody off yet?
Not driving it yet...
My car is missing the driver assistance package doe; No laser cruise control and lane keep assist. I also don't have a rear sunshade.

So pretty much poverty spec.

I would trade the retarded HUD for some tires though. :disgust: to satisfy my cutting off urges.
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maxtdi wrote:Camry joke turned into reality, just my luck. :mahtroy:
Just get new ramz/tars from a forumbreh and a Hamburger tune and enjoy the thing!
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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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I think the BMW turn signals are a bitch... I am not 100% sure on how to use em... :derp: There is no click they are always fking on... till you flick em the other way. I am sure I am just flicking it too hard or whatever but I am not sure why BMW decided to make it more complicated than it needs to be.
Easy there, Massleman. :lol:

Bump it lightly in either direction, it signals 3 times and goes off.

Bump it past the hump (slowly pull the stalk up or down, you'll feel the resistance) and it'll stay on. Flick it lightly in the opposite direction to cancel.
I just don't get why they did that... a simple click on and click off worked for 50+ years... but they decided to fuck with it. Next thing you know they'll switch the location of the gas and brake pedal :gaydance:
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maxtdi wrote:
I think the BMW turn signals are a bitch... I am not 100% sure on how to use em... :derp: There is no click they are always fking on... till you flick em the other way. I am sure I am just flicking it too hard or whatever but I am not sure why BMW decided to make it more complicated than it needs to be.
Easy there, Massleman. :lol:

Bump it lightly in either direction, it signals 3 times and goes off.

Bump it past the hump (slowly pull the stalk up or down, you'll feel the resistance) and it'll stay on. Flick it lightly in the opposite direction to cancel.
Wait, it doesn't self-cancel after you complete a turn?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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I just don't get why they did that... a simple click on and click off worked for 50+ years... but they decided to fuck with it. Next thing you know they'll switch the location of the gas and brake pedal :gaydance:
It actually works really well once you get used to it.

It's not any different than how your Coal Yaris functioned, minus the fact that the stalk doesn't stay down or up. Unless of course, you never realized that your car had the option to do a 3-blink signal.
3 blink is what i use 90% of the time... when switching lanes. Once I get more seat time I'll report back... I am so antsy to finally start doing this. Damn golf is still here for another day... then it is :jizz:
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wap wrote: Wait, it doesn't self-cancel after you complete a turn?
It does.

Max is doing the typical customer thing where they slap the signal stalk around and get all :derp: about it.
BMW also fucked with this...

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To go reverse you push the button ON THE SIDE and PUSH IT FORWARD.
To go into drive... you push button on the side and PULL IT BACK
To go into PARK you click on the P

I got used to it fairly quickly, but it is unlike all the other cars.

PRNDL was too straight forward I suppose. :iono:
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wap wrote: Wait, it doesn't self-cancel after you complete a turn?
It does.

Max is doing the typical customer thing where they slap the signal stalk around and get all :derp: about it.
:disappoint:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Wait, it doesn't self-cancel after you complete a turn?
It does.

Max is doing the typical customer thing where they slap the signal stalk around and get all :derp: about it.
I assume mini's work the same way?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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maxtdi wrote:
BMW also fucked with this...

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To go reverse you push the button ON THE SIDE and PUSH IT FORWARD.
To go into drive... you push button on the side and PULL IT BACK
To go into PARK you click on the P

I got used to it fairly quickly, but it is unlike all the other cars.

PRNDL was too straight forward I suppose. :iono:
Ze germans wanted something that was easier to sit on.

:hubba:
I drove one of those once a couple years ago in an ex-coworkers M3. It was weird.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Literally just a whole lotta :butwhy:

I also gotta figure out I drive and the whole SPLIT screen feature which seems to be more of a gimmick than help.
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maxtdi wrote:
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It does.

Max is doing the typical customer thing where they slap the signal stalk around and get all :derp: about it.
BMW also fucked with this...

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To go reverse you push the button ON THE SIDE and PUSH IT FORWARD.
To go into drive... you push button on the side and PULL IT BACK
To go into PARK you click on the P

I got used to it fairly quickly, but it is unlike all the other cars.

PRNDL was too straight forward I suppose. :iono:
z4 BTW in the photo.

Come on Brad fax, pop in here.
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maxtdi wrote:Literally just a whole lotta :butwhy:

I also gotta figure out I drive and the whole SPLIT screen feature which seems to be more of a gimmick than help.
Depends on what you want the split screen to show. You can have it show coordinates, next nav instruction, current music playback, or a few other things.

Do any of those things interest you? :dillerman:
Still gotta play with it some more... not sure about Nav, as it is mostly pointless since I know where I am going around here. I want to show things like car info/music not sure if I can make it that way.
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oooo Interesting info! Thanks for posting that!
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maxtdi wrote:Literally just a whole lotta :butwhy:

I also gotta figure out I drive and the whole SPLIT screen feature which seems to be more of a gimmick than help.
Depends on what you want the split screen to show. You can have it show coordinates, next nav instruction, current music playback, or a few other things.

Do any of those things interest you? :dillerman:
He should probably come in.
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