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Edit to remove Grom.

Edit 12/2/18 removed KTM Superduke and added RVF400 and Aprilia Tuono

Edit 5/31/19: removed Honda XR650R Supermoto

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Big Brain Bradley wrote:Veloster :doe:
Right?!

It's not technically in the garage. It gets parked in the driveway because it's not special enough.

(In his defense, he was working just this past weekend on a complete garage reorganization to try to fit the Veloster in for winter parking)
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Sno wrote:
Big Brain Bradley wrote:Veloster :doe:
Right?!

It's not technically in the garage. It gets parked in the driveway because it's not special enough.

(In his defense, he was working just this past weekend on a complete garage reorganization to try to fit the Veloster in for winter parking)
The veloster isn't special enough, just its cargo :wub:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote:
Sno wrote:
Right?!

It's not technically in the garage. It gets parked in the driveway because it's not special enough.

(In his defense, he was working just this past weekend on a complete garage reorganization to try to fit the Veloster in for winter parking)
The veloster isn't special enough, just its cargo :wub:
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote:
The veloster isn't special enough, just its cargo :wub:
It also was born with only 3 doors - genetic mutants should park outside.

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That third door is :mindblown:

Especially at the DMV when I tried to get my title transferred after purchase. Bought it in KY, needed it transferred to my IN residence, and KY paperwork had 4 doors listed.

BMV twitt: "It's a 4 door?"
Sno: "It's technically a 3 door."
BMV twitt: "That's not an option in my system."
Sno: "then list it as a 4 door, I don't care."
BMV twitt: "But it has three doors? Your paperwork says 4 doors."
Sno: "It has three passenger doors."
BMV twitt: "...but I don't have that option."
Sno: "You know what? I totally forgot about the trunk! It IS a four door!"
SMV twitt: "Oh good, ok, four door then."
Sno: "4 door."
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Sno wrote:
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It also was born with only 3 doors - genetic mutants should park outside.

:trollface:
That third door is :mindblown:

Especially at the DMV when I tried to get my title transferred after purchase. Bought it in KY, needed it transferred to my IN residence, and KY paperwork had 4 doors listed.

BMV twitt: "It's a 4 door?"
Sno: "It's technically a 3 door."
BMV twitt: "That's not an option in my system."
Sno: "then list it as a 4 door, I don't care."
BMV twitt: "But it has three doors? Your paperwork says 4 doors."
Sno: "It has three passenger doors."
BMV twitt: "...but I don't have that option."
Sno: "You know what? I totally forgot about the trunk! It IS a four door!"
SMV twitt: "Oh good, ok, four door then."
Sno: "4 door."


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Big Brain Bradley wrote:
Sno wrote:
That third door is :mindblown:

Especially at the DMV when I tried to get my title transferred after purchase. Bought it in KY, needed it transferred to my IN residence, and KY paperwork had 4 doors listed.

BMV twitt: "It's a 4 door?"
Sno: "It's technically a 3 door."
BMV twitt: "That's not an option in my system."
Sno: "then list it as a 4 door, I don't care."
BMV twitt: "But it has three doors? Your paperwork says 4 doors."
Sno: "It has three passenger doors."
BMV twitt: "...but I don't have that option."
Sno: "You know what? I totally forgot about the trunk! It IS a four door!"
SMV twitt: "Oh good, ok, four door then."
Sno: "4 door."


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Big Brain Bradley wrote:
Sno wrote:
That third door is :mindblown:

Especially at the DMV when I tried to get my title transferred after purchase. Bought it in KY, needed it transferred to my IN residence, and KY paperwork had 4 doors listed.

BMV twitt: "It's a 4 door?"
Sno: "It's technically a 3 door."
BMV twitt: "That's not an option in my system."
Sno: "then list it as a 4 door, I don't care."
BMV twitt: "But it has three doors? Your paperwork says 4 doors."
Sno: "It has three passenger doors."
BMV twitt: "...but I don't have that option."
Sno: "You know what? I totally forgot about the trunk! It IS a four door!"
SMV twitt: "Oh good, ok, four door then."
Sno: "4 door."


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FWIW: current garage status

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4zilch wrote:FWIW: current garage status

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time to go vertical. Get the grom over the KTM, one space is now two. The tiny trailer can sleep in the cold out back. Boom, woman can now park in garage.
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:notsure:

Looks like you need another garage.
In the process of re-arrangement to tuck motorcycles into corners so @sno can maybe, possibly fit her car in the garage this winter.

It's basically a big, heavy, dirty game of Tetris right now...
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In his defense, tiny harbor trailer does usually tuck in against the wall and the Fiest can fit in front of it. Unfortunately, that obstacle is our smallest.

We just need a whole new house.
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Sno wrote:In his defense, tiny harbor trailer does usually tuck in against the wall and the Fiest can fit in front of it. Unfortunately, that obstacle is our smallest.

We just need a whole new house.
Don't build one, it's a pain in the ass.

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Sno wrote:In his defense, tiny harbor trailer does usually tuck in against the wall and the Fiest can fit in front of it. Unfortunately, that obstacle is our smallest.

We just need a whole new house.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote:
Sno wrote:In his defense, tiny harbor trailer does usually tuck in against the wall and the Fiest can fit in front of it. Unfortunately, that obstacle is our smallest.

We just need a whole new house.
......



:nope:
We were actually walking through Lowe's the other day and I made the comment "but Kellie got a whole new house." And @4zilch's response was "she also nearly got herself a divorce over it."
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Rebuilding mine has been anything but smooth sailing too.

Jessi and I had a huge fight last night over it, the stress, it effects everyone.
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Sno wrote:
Big Brain Bradley wrote:
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:nope:
We were actually walking through Lowe's the other day and I made the comment "but Kellie got a whole new house." And @4zilch's response was "she also nearly got herself a divorce over it."
not sure if :rolleyes: or :lolgasm: now thats its all said and done....
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Car needs summer tars, bike needs track tars. :notsure: if :eeyore: or :fuckyeah:
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4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2017 12:24 pm Car needs summer tars, bike needs track tars. :notsure: if :eeyore: or :fuckyeah:
Zilch is buying all the rubberz. :impressive:
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Firestone Indy 500's ordered from simpletire.com - prices comparable to tirerack + no tax & free shipping :fuckyeah:
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4zilch wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:12 am Firestone Indy 500's ordered from simpletire.com - prices comparable to tirerack + no tax & free shipping :fuckyeah:
Interested in review. I keep thinking about those. The few tests I've read all show it as great yet hardly anyone seems to buy them.
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4zilch wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:12 am Firestone Indy 500's ordered from simpletire.com - prices comparable to tirerack + no tax & free shipping :fuckyeah:
I look forward to testing them come August.
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4zilch wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:12 am Firestone Indy 500's ordered from simpletire.com - prices comparable to tirerack + no tax & free shipping :fuckyeah:
Interested in review. I keep thinking about those. The few tests I've read all show it as great yet hardly anyone seems to buy them.
:dat:

I bought them so I could compare to BFG SC-2's. Reading a few reviews, it sounds like absolute grip is better on the Indy, but feedback isn't as good as the BFG. FiST chassis feedback is already pretty good IMO, so it'll be interesting to me if I can tell the difference.

Figured I'd at least educate myself on these tires until a new BFG sport comp is released (rumored in another year or two).
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