Johnny_P's Street Parking Palooza

[max225]

What the shit?

The scratch does look like it'll buff out fine, but damn man. That's

I'm surprised they let a car out of their service bay with a wheel that looks like a sasquatch nutted all over it. Let alone the scratched fender.

I am not this my "typical" experience. Which is why I don't even bother with them.

[max225]

Damn Johnny, that’s some awful treatment. Hope that comes off easily.

Shit like this is precisely why I leave the city limits to get work done on my car. I trust exactly zero shops in the city. Now I apparently need to go farther out than a 30 minute drive.

Other examples:
-Bought 4 tires on the GTI. Shop charged full amount, only replaced 2 of them. Got the other 2 installed, came out to car, found all the center caps destroyed. Took a week to get new caps in.
-Had an oil change and rotation done on the Focus. Shop gunned the wheels on so hard that when I eventually got a flat, and tried to fix it, lugs were shearing straight off the car. Took it to a tire shop where they ended up cutting the entire wheel off the car. Car was out of commission for an entire week.
-Lisa's Cmax needed roof repair because a ladder fell on it. Shop replaced the roof. Dicked up the entire climate control installation, dash installation, headliner installation (black marks everywhere), and the passenger side sun visor was installed backwards.
-Countless dirty as fuck steering wheels and shift knobs after service. Countless "your rear brake pads are super low and need to be replaced" when there's a ton of friction material left.

I got that last one on the mini... I checked and it look at least 50%...

[ChrisoftheNorth]

What the shit?

The scratch does look like it'll buff out fine, but damn man. That's

I'm surprised they let a car out of their service bay with a wheel that looks like a sasquatch nutted all over it. Let alone the scratched fender.

It's just ZFG mentality. Sad for sure.

[Johnny_P]

I'm surprised they let a car out of their service bay with a wheel that looks like a sasquatch nutted all over it. Let alone the scratched fender.

I am not this my "typical" experience. Which is why I don't even bother with them.

I avoid car repair shops like the plague. But is what it is.

[Johnny_P]

Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again.

I need a fucking truck.

[max225]

Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again.

I need a fucking truck.

That's nice!

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again.

I need a fucking truck.

At least they fixed it!

ZFG FTW

[fledonfoot]

Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again.

I need a fucking truck.

Dude please just reach out to me and let me take care of it in the future. Drop it off at my house or drive 20 minutes past the scooby and I’ll get it done right as some cash side work for my guys. This goes for anyone here in the philly area.

[wap]

Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again.

I need a fucking truck.

Dude please just reach out to me and let me take care of it in the future. Drop it off at my house or drive 20 minutes past the scooby and I’ll get it done right as some cash side work for my guys. This goes for anyone here in the philly area.

5/7 offer right there!

[MexicanYarisTK]

Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again.

I need a fucking truck.

You can drink my liquor
You can call my lady
You can take my money
You can smoke my blunt
Scuff these Jordans
You can say you hate me
You can call me crazy, but
Don't touch my truck

[Apex]

Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again.

I need a fucking truck.

You can drink my liquor
You can call my lady
You can take my money
You can smoke my blunt
Scuff these Jordans
You can say you hate me
You can call me crazy, but
Don't touch my truck

Easy there Breland.

[MexicanYarisTK]

You can drink my liquor
You can call my lady
You can take my money
You can smoke my blunt
Scuff these Jordans
You can say you hate me
You can call me crazy, but
Don't touch my truck

Easy there Breland.

Imagine scuffing jordans at someone in Trenton

[MexicanYarisTK]

Imagine scuffing jordans at someone in Trenton

I think if you scuff anyone's Jordans, regardless of location, you're liable to get a beatdown.

Fact

[CaleDeRoo]

Imagine scuffing jordans at someone in Trenton

I think if you scuff anyone's Jordans, regardless of location, you're liable to get a beatdown.

I threw a kid's "J's" out in the snow during a house party once. I got home from my b shift job, and found a slush puddle on my bedroom floor coming off the shoes. I tossed them out into the yard and he came looking for them later. Ain't care what they are or who's they are. He did attempt to start a beat down.

[Johnny_P]

I think if you scuff anyone's Jordans, regardless of location, you're liable to get a beatdown.

I threw a kid's "J's" out in the snow during a house party once. I got home from my b shift job, and found a slush puddle on my bedroom floor coming off the shoes. I tossed them out into the yard and he came looking for them later. Ain't care what they are or who's they are. He did attempt to start a beat down.

Shoe collecting is a thing in philly. A mint pair of air Jordan’s in a limited edition color or something can fetch serious coin even second hand. As long as they’re shrink wrapped.

[Tar]

Shoe collecting is a thing in philly. A mint pair of air Jordan’s in a limited edition color or something can fetch serious coin even second hand. As long as they’re shrink wrapped.

One of my aunts just bought my youngest cousin a pair of Jordans... and posted a photo of him wearing them.

The staying power of that brand is

[Johnny_P]

Shoe collecting is a thing in philly. A mint pair of air Jordan’s in a limited edition color or something can fetch serious coin even second hand. As long as they’re shrink wrapped.

One of my aunts just bought my youngest cousin a pair of Jordans... and posted a photo of him wearing them.

[CorvetteWaxer]

One of my aunts just bought my youngest cousin a pair of Jordans... and posted a photo of him wearing them.

LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR.

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.

[Johnny_P]

LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR.

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.

I can't have nice sneakers. Dog steps on my feet all the time because

[razr390]

LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR.

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.

I can't have nice sneakers. All my money will go to:

-diapers
-baby clothes
-other baby shit

FTFY

[Johnny_P]

I can't have nice sneakers. All my money will go to:

-diapers
-baby clothes
-other baby shit

FTFY

But I'm unemployed, so really it's everyone else's money.

Its funny. 5 days in, and I haven't even thought about my car once. We've been taking the jelly bean shitbox Cmax everywhere.

[CorvetteWaxer]

LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR.

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.

I can't have nice sneakers. Dog steps on my feet all the time because

Yeah, me too... the point is that my efforts to keep my shoes shiny white lasted about 2 days back then and today I don't even try. I've been buying black Vans for the last 18 months. ZFG life.

[Desertbreh]

LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR.

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.

I'm no fashionista, but I'm fairly sure a 52 yoa white guy is not going to be looking too fly in AJs.

[CorvetteWaxer]

LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR.

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.

I'm no fashionista, but I'm fairly sure a 52 yoa white guy is not going to be looking too fly in AJs.

Pretty sure I still have my "fly" Levi Silvertab shorts from the early 90's somewhere in a box.

[CaleDeRoo]

I'm no fashionista, but I'm fairly sure a 52 yoa white guy is not going to be looking too fly in AJs.

Pretty sure I still have my "fly" Levi Silvertab shorts from the early 90's somewhere in a box.

The vans are a sign that maybe you should bust those babies out.