Johnny_P's Street Parking Palooza

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Wed Jul 22, 2020 3:36 pm
Detroit wrote:
Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:53 pm

What the shit?

The scratch does look like it'll buff out fine, but damn man. That's :|
I'm surprised they let a car out of their service bay with a wheel that looks like a sasquatch nutted all over it. Let alone the scratched fender.
It's just ZFG :| mentality. Sad for sure.
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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I'm surprised they let a car out of their service bay with a wheel that looks like a sasquatch nutted all over it. Let alone the scratched fender.
I am not this my "typical" :dillerman: experience. Which is why I don't even bother with them.
I avoid car repair shops like the plague. But is what it is.

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Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.

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Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:40 pm
Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
That's nice!

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Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:40 pm
Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
At least they fixed it!

ZFG :truk: FTW
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
Dude please just reach out to me and let me take care of it in the future. Drop it off at my house or drive 20 minutes past the scooby :dillerman: and I’ll get it done right as some cash side work for my guys. This goes for anyone here in the philly area.

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Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:40 pm
Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
Dude please just reach out to me and let me take care of it in the future. Drop it off at my house or drive 20 minutes past the scooby :dillerman: and I’ll get it done right as some cash side work for my guys. This goes for anyone here in the philly area.
5/7 offer right there! :fuckyeah:
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Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:40 pm
Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
You can drink my liquor
You can call my lady
You can take my money
You can smoke my blunt
Scuff these Jordans
You can say you hate me
You can call me crazy, but
Don't touch my truck
I'm a nephew of a :plac:
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MexicanYarisTK wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:36 pm
Johnny_P wrote:
Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:40 pm
Car fixed. Rook new. Dealer man had his bois touch it up with the whirlybuffer. Another $5 bridge toll and that much in gas down the drain again. :ohwell:

I need a fucking truck.
You can drink my liquor
You can call my lady
You can take my money
You can smoke my blunt
Scuff these Jordans
You can say you hate me
You can call me crazy, but
Don't touch my truck
Easy there Breland.

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You can drink my liquor
You can call my lady
You can take my money
You can smoke my blunt
Scuff these Jordans
You can say you hate me
You can call me crazy, but
Don't touch my truck
Easy there Breland.
Imagine scuffing jordans at someone in Trenton
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Easy there Breland.
Imagine scuffing jordans at someone in Trenton
I think if you scuff anyone's Jordans, regardless of location, you're liable to get a beatdown.
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Imagine scuffing jordans at someone in Trenton
I think if you scuff anyone's Jordans, regardless of location, you're liable to get a beatdown.
Fact
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Imagine scuffing jordans at someone in Trenton
I think if you scuff anyone's Jordans, regardless of location, you're liable to get a beatdown.
I threw a kid's "J's" out in the snow during a house party once. I got home from my b shift job, and found a slush puddle on my bedroom floor coming off the shoes. I tossed them out into the yard and he came looking for them later. Ain't care what they are or who's they are. He did attempt to start a beat down.

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I think if you scuff anyone's Jordans, regardless of location, you're liable to get a beatdown.
I threw a kid's "J's" out in the snow during a house party once. I got home from my b shift job, and found a slush puddle on my bedroom floor coming off the shoes. I tossed them out into the yard and he came looking for them later. Ain't care what they are or who's they are. He did attempt to start a beat down.
Shoe collecting is a thing in philly. A mint pair of air Jordan’s in a limited edition color or something can fetch serious coin even second hand. As long as they’re shrink wrapped.

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I threw a kid's "J's" out in the snow during a house party once. I got home from my b shift job, and found a slush puddle on my bedroom floor coming off the shoes. I tossed them out into the yard and he came looking for them later. Ain't care what they are or who's they are. He did attempt to start a beat down.
Shoe collecting is a thing in philly. A mint pair of air Jordan’s in a limited edition color or something can fetch serious coin even second hand. As long as they’re shrink wrapped.
One of my aunts just bought my youngest cousin a pair of Jordans... and posted a photo of him wearing them. :lol:
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Shoe collecting is a thing in philly. A mint pair of air Jordan’s in a limited edition color or something can fetch serious coin even second hand. As long as they’re shrink wrapped.
One of my aunts just bought my youngest cousin a pair of Jordans... and posted a photo of him wearing them. :lol:
The staying power of that brand is :amazing:

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Zillon wrote:
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Shoe collecting is a thing in philly. A mint pair of air Jordan’s in a limited edition color or something can fetch serious coin even second hand. As long as they’re shrink wrapped.
One of my aunts just bought my youngest cousin a pair of Jordans... and posted a photo of him wearing them. :lol:
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One of my aunts just bought my youngest cousin a pair of Jordans... and posted a photo of him wearing them. :lol:
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LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR. :lol:

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.
I'm on my last bag of peas.

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LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR. :lol:

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.
I can't have nice sneakers. Dog steps on my feet all the time because :derp:

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LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR. :lol:

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.
I can't have nice sneakers. All my money will go to:

-diapers
-baby clothes
-other baby shit
FTFY
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I can't have nice sneakers. All my money will go to:

-diapers
-baby clothes
-other baby shit
FTFY
But I'm unemployed, so really it's everyone else's money.

Its funny. 5 days in, and I haven't even thought about my car once. We've been taking the jelly bean shitbox Cmax everywhere.

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LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR. :lol:

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.
I can't have nice sneakers. Dog steps on my feet all the time because :derp:
Yeah, me too... the point is that my efforts to keep my shoes shiny white lasted about 2 days back then and today I don't even try. I've been buying black Vans for the last 18 months. ZFG life.
I'm on my last bag of peas.

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LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR. :lol:

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.
I'm no fashionista, but I'm fairly sure a 52 yoa white guy is not going to be looking too fly in AJs.
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Desertbreh wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:55 pm
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LOL..

I had those Jordans when they were first issued.

I used to buy them all in the 90's and wore the shit out of them, and they all had black scuffs on the top of the left foot from my shift lever on the GSXR. :lol:

Would I buy any today? Fuck no.
I'm no fashionista, but I'm fairly sure a 52 yoa white guy is not going to be looking too fly in AJs.
Pretty sure I still have my "fly" Levi Silvertab shorts from the early 90's somewhere in a box.
I'm on my last bag of peas.

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I'm no fashionista, but I'm fairly sure a 52 yoa white guy is not going to be looking too fly in AJs.
Pretty sure I still have my "fly" Levi Silvertab shorts from the early 90's somewhere in a box.



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The vans are a sign that maybe you should bust those babies out.

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