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Everybody stutters one way or another.
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And now I know I never want to have a dog again, ever. Ever. I thought the Savannah not shitting in the box for a while was bad, at least they are solid and easy to clean up and there's been progress towards it getting better.

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Y'all are better humans than I am for putting up with this literal shit.
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That happened in February of this year. She had the squirts and tried to hold it in as best she could but fire hose butt couldn't keep it in for long. I have a bissell spot bot that takes care of most of this stuff. No need for the industrial strength one that Acid has.

Since then we've come home to this like 5 other times when she eats something that sets her off.

I'm expecting to come home to this today. We'll see. She's been not feeling well the last couple days. :popcorn:
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:49 pm :hai:

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That happened in February of this year. She had the squirts and tried to hold it in as best she could but fire hose butt couldn't keep it in for long. I have a bissell spot bot that takes care of most of this stuff. No need for the industrial strength one that Acid has.

Since then we've come home to this like 5 other times when she eats something that sets her off.

I'm expecting to come home to this today. We'll see. She's been not feeling well the last couple days. :popcorn:
Oh man, wall splatter! Holy shit balls! Looks like you can get some CSI: Miami or something in there to analyze the patterns.
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This is what I came home to last night. I went drinking with some friends at a 20 year reunion afterparty... And the fiance didn't barricade the dog in the kitchen or bedroom, so she had free reign to just jump up and go spread her hummus pattys wherever she wanted.
2 spots on one rug, 1 spot on another, and a nice smear in front of our couch.

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my pound pup has nice firm poops at a regular interval.
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DAT ASS

This is what it looks like when you've got constant ass drips and can't hold it in, and lick the ever living hell out of your asshole.
She basically ripped all the hair off her tail at one point, and polished off her ruby starfruit into a sensitive oblivion.
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Acid666 wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:03 pm DAT ASS

This is what it looks like when you've got constant ass drips and can't hold it in, and lick the ever living hell out of your asshole.
She basically ripped all the hair off her tail at one point, and polished off her ruby starfruit into a sensitive oblivion.
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brain go brrrrrr
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Can we please just close/get rid of this thread? :gag: :wtf: :disgust:
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D Griff wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:01 am Can we please just close/get rid of this thread? :gag: :wtf: :disgust:
Morning D Griff! I woke up to this today!
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Acid666 wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:17 am
D Griff wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:01 am Can we please just close/get rid of this thread? :gag: :wtf: :disgust:
Morning D Griff! I woke up to this today!
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dude, it might be time. the dog cant be having a fulfilling life.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:27 am
Acid666 wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:17 am

Morning D Griff! I woke up to this today!
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dude, it might be time. the dog cant be having a fulfilling life.

I'd love for this dog to go away. Trust me. But she is getting better. We're going thru the chemo medicine with the hopes that she gets solid shits within a few weeks to a month. She's basically isolated and can't go to most areas in the house. I can't wait to rip these carpets out and do my laminate, but it'll be after she bites the dust.
Till that happens you'll all be the test audience for witnessing the ultra-violence of a secreting anus.
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