The wife is in some baby fever bullshit. I keep reminding her she bought a damn mustang and we cant afford a kid and be able to live our current standard of living. Plus we just got married and are in our early twenties. I want to travel and do spontaneous shit.

Is there a way to get the office bar to stay at the top of the page like in the actual products?

Johnny_P wrote:

Barnes93cb wrote: I took four pewps. I expect another soon. Mind blown as there are some days I dont even pewp.

You are doing God's work.

My asshole is going to be raw. Too much spicy food.

Johnny_P wrote:

Barnes93cb wrote: FYI no child left behind was a Bush administration monster.

That was a horrific change to our school system. Participation trophies for everyone.

I fully agree. It makes things so difficult for teachers to properly hold a child back when they desperately need to.

Johnny_P wrote:

NEEK wrote:
Ftfy


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I emptied my bowels today. Twice.

I took four pewps. I expect another soon. Mind blown as there are some days I dont even pewp.

razr390 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8m_AIVNjxE

Thank you for posting this. I had no idea what the purple fucks were for.

Hansgustaf wrote:She used to keep up because no kid left behind

Now she left behind because

FYI no child left behind was a Bush administration monster.

[user not found] wrote:Hey, for all of you workerDFDers, I also made a MS Office DFD theme, go try it out.

Go to your user control panel, and the board preferences tab - select DFDOffice for the theme.

You are doing great things for this country. I just want you to know that.

Calvinball wrote:

Barnes93cb wrote: Rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper, a small amount of garlic and paprika. Mix the veggies up with some olive oil. Cook for approximately 40 minutes at 425f. Or until the potatoes are soft.


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Why the garlic? because garlic is delicious.

Yeah bk fries aren't very good either. I just left disappointed.


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I love drinking when I was on nights. Walking into the liquor store at 7am and seeing the looks on faces. Or going to a bar at noon and getting shitty.


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I had a whopper from the king a few days ago. It was horrible. Now I know why I go to five guys.


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Johnny_P wrote:I have not pooped. Second cup of coffee doe. This will be a disgusting one.

Taking my second poop now. Also on my third cup of coffee. My heart might explode.


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D Griff wrote:

Barnes93cb wrote: Nope full at the moment. The wife and I have been crazy busy and tired recently. This weekend should be a good time.


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I have twice in the past 12 hours...

I do that all the time. Is that not normal?


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Sounds pretty healthy to me. But sadly it's not all for me. I would eat it all in like three days if someone didn't stop me. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I'm just busting your (hopefully empty) :balls: . And I know you are. Just saying I would be a fatass and eat it all. No ragrets Sent from ...

Sounds pretty healthy to me. But sadly it's not all for me. I would eat it all in like three days if someone didn't stop me. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I'm just busting your (hopefully empty) :balls: . Nope full at the moment. The wife and I have been crazy busy and tired recently. This wee...

Finally finished cutting and prepping veggies. Total of 5 baking pans. 2.5lbs of baby carrots 2 butternut squash 10lbs of redskin potatoes 3 onions A fuck ton of green beans And then all the spices. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Fatass. Sounds pretty healthy to me. But sadly it's not all for m...

Finally finished cutting and prepping veggies. Total of 5 baking pans. 2.5lbs of baby carrots 2 butternut squash 10lbs of redskin potatoes 3 onions A fuck ton of green beans And then all the spices. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk What spices? Rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper, a small amount of gar...

Finally finished cutting and prepping veggies. Total of 5 baking pans.

2.5lbs of baby carrots
2 butternut squash
10lbs of redskin potatoes
3 onions
A fuck ton of green beans

And then all the spices.


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The most cramped roads I've driven are Charleston. D.C. Isn't too terrible except a few select areas. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I think DC is pretty horrendous to drive in. I grew up on those roads. Plus when I was a new driver I was taking a 15 passenger van through the city for work. I g...

The most cramped roads I've driven are Charleston.

D.C. Isn't too terrible except a few select areas.


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The most cramped roads I've driven are Charleston.

D.C. Isn't too terrible except a few select areas.


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D Griff wrote:

[user not found] wrote: How long ya stuck there?

Leaving tonight

ALTHOUGH, on Friday I leave for our nation's capitol

Enjoy the riots. Or whatever is going on at that time.


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So despite Trump's racism, comments about women, amongst other things...let's see if the economy gets fixed. The economy will likely improve. But we will take many steps back in racism, LGBTQ rights, and women's rights in the process. I don't get these comments. Unemployment is nearing all time low...

D Griff wrote:

Barnes93cb wrote: If you hurry down to sc I'll share.


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I'm in New York Shitty

I is sad


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