To all:
This is not the time to panic. What we all need to do, is keep calm and
carry on... with some adjustments.
Adjustments you say? Well, perhaps you're not a big fan of washing your
hands. Perhaps you have a bad habit of digging for gold right after shaking
someone's hand. Perhaps you lick door handles because they're a delicious
mix of salty and sweet. Or, perhaps you're still planning on jumping ass
first into the lube pit at the downtown swinger's club tonight.
Regardless of our bad habits or questionable plans, it's our responsibility
to make the necessary changes to keep ourselves and our loved ones healthy
and safe. Uncertain times do lie ahead, that's something we can say with
certainty. Stop shaking hands. Keep your hands clean, sanitized, and away
from your face. Stop fingerblasting your nostrils. Keep your tongue off of
unsanitary surfaces. Minimize or eliminate social interaction, especially
in large groups.
This doesn't mean you need to lose your minds and head directly to Wal-Mart
to blow your whole life wad on a lifetime supply of hand sanitizer and
toilet paper. Don't act a fool. Also, don't do the opposite; this is not
the time to bury your head in the sand and act like nothing is going on.
If you're healthy and able of mind and body, what you need to do is keep
calm and make some changes to your daily routines. If you can work from
home, do it. If you have family and friends who are immunocompromised,
reach out to them and make sure they're OK and have everything they need.
If you have friends and family that are panicking, please be the voice of
reason for them. We have the technology to do many things in relative
isolation should the need arise, and it's time to take advantage of that.
Finally, if you feel sick, STAY HOME.
And if you find yourself exhibiting symptoms of COVID-19 ( see here ),
follow these steps:
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-nc ... -sick.html
Stay healthy out there, comrades.
A DFD Public Coronavirus Announcement
- razr390
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Boomer remover
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
- MexicanYarisTK
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great, so I can trade paper towels and toilet paper to a desperate fuck giving away their m240i or m2 comp
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- troyguitar
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- razr390
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Well Joe Biden won’t figure it out then
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
- MexicanYarisTK
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Nephew of a a few first gen immigrant on DFD, resident turk, and ex nazi egg lover now driving a middle class mom mobile.
- goIftdibrad
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I do what I want.
you all do realize we are already fucked. we are either going to get it or not
you all do realize we are already fucked. we are either going to get it or not
brain go brrrrrr
- Desertbreh
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Yep. 7.1% kill rate in Italy ATM. That's SRS.[user not found] wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:32 am On a serious note, take it seriously: https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics ... simulator/
- Tar
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My buddy is 2 hrs away from the red zone, 100EU fine for leaving your house without an appropriate reason. They do have the oldest population in the world for now and that explains the death rate, nonetheless it's going to be a shit storm. This really sucks.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:33 pmYep. 7.1% kill rate in Italy ATM. That's SRS.[user not found] wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:32 am On a serious note, take it seriously: https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics ... simulator/
- razr390
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The death rate is directly proportional to overload of the hospital infrastructure. Even young people are dying in Italy now and they are basically prioritizing who gets care and who doesn’t. It’s going to spike fatality rate because they don’t have the infrastructure to handle a shit ton of exponentially growing cases alongside ore-existing and normal hospital care.
Same curve is happening in US.
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- RLWake
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Welp, my university has moved all classes online and all employees must work remotely if possible. My job there is very hands-on, but not essential, so I’m probably out of work until this blows over.
Fuck.
Fuck.
2010 Audi TT APR Stg1 (sold) >> 2012 BMW 335i FBO (sold) >> 2009 Miata zoom-zoom spec "Cheese" (sold) >> 2022 Hyundai Elantra N + 1999 Miata Maacover Project
- razr390
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Orlando, FL so is your university UCF?
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
- razr390
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Nice! Work and attend? Buddy of mine went there. I went to FIU (down in Miami)
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.