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troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:33 pm
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You guys all have me wanting to try Trader Joe's dough now.

Also... this thread needs moar powl.
No trader Joe's within an hour of here. :sad:

We don't even have Domino's let alone le petit caesar. :thanksobama:

There is a Pizza the Hutt :doe:
dat all you can eat doe. I feel like Pizza Hut is more popular in very rural areas, I remember when I did my cross country trip, I had pizza hut in oklahoma and there's absolutely no other building around it, just like in napoleon dynamite.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:33 pm No trader Joe's within an hour of here. :sad:

We don't even have Domino's let alone le petit caesar. :thanksobama:

There is a Pizza the Hutt :doe:
dat all you can eat doe. I feel like Pizza Hut is more popular in very rural areas, I remember when I did my cross country trip, I had pizza hut in oklahoma and there's absolutely no other building around it, just like in napoleon dynamite.
We used to ride our bikes to the Hut for their lunch buffet back in middle school and go full :fatty:

No wonder most locations don't have the buffet anymore...
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:39 pm
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dat all you can eat doe. I feel like Pizza Hut is more popular in very rural areas, I remember when I did my cross country trip, I had pizza hut in oklahoma and there's absolutely no other building around it, just like in napoleon dynamite.
We used to ride our bikes to the Hut for their lunch buffet back in middle school and go full :fatty:

No wonder most locations don't have the buffet anymore...
:lolol: my local pizza hut still does buffet, but thats 8 miles from home. But we have a lot of all you can eat sushi within $15-35 and within 4 miles.
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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:57 pm
Irish wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:40 pm

:dat:

I will take real italian local pizzeria over the cheap chains any day of the week...... Although I do occasionally order dominos, pizza slut or poppaJ's, I am usually :disappoint:
:dat: Local places with a guy who only speaks Italian flipping dough are the best. 5/7 will :troywax: for one over a chain.

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Our local joint is called Tree Guys. Not Three Guys. TREE Guys. Dat's real Dago talk right there. :lol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:46 pm
Apex wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:57 pm

:dat: Local places with a guy who only speaks Italian flipping dough are the best. 5/7 will :troywax: for one over a chain.

#smallbusinessmatters
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Our local joint is called Tree Guys. Not Three Guys. TREE Guys. Dat's real Dago talk right there. :lol:
:lolgasm:
Apex wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:57 pm
Irish wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:40 pm

:dat:

I will take real italian local pizzeria over the cheap chains any day of the week...... Although I do occasionally order dominos, pizza slut or poppaJ's, I am usually :disappoint:
:dat: Local places with a guy who only speaks Italian flipping dough are the best. 5/7 will :troywax: for one over a chain.

#smallbusinessmatters


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Fun Fact: Gandofini used to come into the restaurant I owned in Chester NJ in between shooting (RIP James)....... Darrell Hammond (SNL) too...... Whitney Houston's kids also (but never her)..... Danny Devito also had a place outside of town but he never came in.....

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Further Fun Fact.........a hottie I went to highschool with is good friends with Drea de Matteo out in Cali ..... made more :unicorn: by the fact that our High School is in a 1 red light town in the middle buttfuq nowhere in Central PA

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Years before the Sopranos aired, I used to occasionaly hit the tittie bar that they renamed Ba-da-bing in the show....its real name is Satin Dolls on Rt17 in Lodi.......
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I think we're all forgetting the king of value in pizza... Costco food court. $10 for a giant ass pizza with everything, or basically nothing if that's your thing, on it? Can't be that shit. Dough is chewy, although I admit a bit bland. Everything else is as it should be. And at something like 5800 calories for a whole pie, you can't beat the Cal/$ ratio.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:39 pm
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dat all you can eat doe. I feel like Pizza Hut is more popular in very rural areas, I remember when I did my cross country trip, I had pizza hut in oklahoma and there's absolutely no other building around it, just like in napoleon dynamite.
We used to ride our bikes to the Hut for their lunch buffet back in middle school and go full :fatty:

No wonder most locations don't have the buffet anymore...
Dang, off campus lunch for middle schoolers? We couldn't get that until our junior or senior year in HS.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:39 pm We used to ride our bikes to the Hut for their lunch buffet back in middle school and go full :fatty:

No wonder most locations don't have the buffet anymore...
Dang, off campus lunch for middle schoolers? We couldn't get that until our junior or senior year in HS.
No, we only went in the summer. We never had off campus lunch, even in high school.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:34 pm We do have 3 independent pizza joints here and... They are not better than chains. Being independent doesn't make you good, it just means that you don't have enough desire OR money to open up more locations.
You've hit all of them already?
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Papa Johns: Best and most "artisan" tasting/consistency of the "chains".

Pizza Hut: grease-fest, good for "experimental" pizzas/crust options (like cheese stuffed crust).

Dominoes: Bottom of the barrel, I am having a get together/need quick/cheap delivery pizza. Consistency of cardboard.

Mod Pizza: Like chipotle, but for pizza.

Piola (local joint in S.FLA when I was there): Best artisan/Italian pizza, bar-none.

Local favorite: Vocelli's pizza. It's one of those regional chains and their crust is amazeballs.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:41 pm
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Dang, off campus lunch for middle schoolers? We couldn't get that until our junior or senior year in HS.
No, we only went in the summer. We never had off campus lunch, even in high school.
Ah, that makes much more sense.
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Irish wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:18 pm
wap wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:46 pm

:dat:
Our local joint is called Tree Guys. Not Three Guys. TREE Guys. Dat's real Dago talk right there. :lol:
:lolgasm:
Apex wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:57 pm

:dat: Local places with a guy who only speaks Italian flipping dough are the best. 5/7 will :troywax: for one over a chain.

#smallbusinessmatters


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Fun Fact: Gandofini used to come into the restaurant I owned in Chester NJ in between shooting (RIP James)....... Darrell Hammond (SNL) too...... Whitney Houston's kids also (but never her)..... Danny Devito also had a place outside of town but he never came in.....

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Further Fun Fact.........a hottie I went to highschool with is good friends with Drea de Matteo out in Cali ..... made more :unicorn: by the fact that our High School is in a 1 red light town in the middle buttfuq nowhere in Central PA

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Last Fun Fact

Years before the Sopranos aired, I used to occasionaly hit the tittie bar that they renamed Ba-da-bing in the show....its real name is Satin Dolls on Rt17 in Lodi.......
What restaurant in Chester? Is it still around?
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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:22 pm

What restaurant in Chester? Is it still around?
No I closed shop in 2005 It was called The Country Road Cafe on East Main on the opposite side of town from Larisons Turkey Farm. Glorified Luncheonette really. Open for Breakfast and Lunch. Prix Fixe dinners for special occasions (mostly wedding rehearsal dinners).

My tag line was "Wholesome Country Fare with a Gourmet Flair" . Homemade soups (I personally made all of them) , 8o different sandwiches, really interesting Omelets, homemade desserts.....

I thought I had the newspaper clipping (or the write up they did when I first opened) on Google photos, but its not there :disappoint:

TURBro edit: I just looked it up, its a fancy Mexican joint now
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Irish wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:45 pm
Apex wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:22 pm

What restaurant in Chester? Is it still around?
No I closed shop in 2005 It was called The Country Road Cafe on East Main on the opposite side of town from Larisons Turkey Farm. Glorified Luncheonette really. Open for Breakfast and Lunch. Prix Fixe dinners for special occasions (mostly wedding rehearsal dinners).

My tag line was "Wholesome Country Fare with a Gourmet Flair" . Homemade soups (I personally made all of them) , 8o different sandwiches, really interesting Omelets, homemade desserts.....

I thought I had the newspaper clipping (or the write up they did when I first opened) on Google photos, but its not there :disappoint:

TURBro edit: I just looked it up, its a fancy Mexican joint now
Dats cool.
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Irish wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:18 pm
wap wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:46 pm

:dat:
Our local joint is called Tree Guys. Not Three Guys. TREE Guys. Dat's real Dago talk right there. :lol:
:lolgasm:
Apex wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:57 pm

:dat: Local places with a guy who only speaks Italian flipping dough are the best. 5/7 will :troywax: for one over a chain.

#smallbusinessmatters


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Fun Fact: Gandofini used to come into the restaurant I owned in Chester NJ in between shooting (RIP James)....... Darrell Hammond (SNL) too...... Whitney Houston's kids also (but never her)..... Danny Devito also had a place outside of town but he never came in.....

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Further Fun Fact.........a hottie I went to highschool with is good friends with Drea de Matteo out in Cali ..... made more :unicorn: by the fact that our High School is in a 1 red light town in the middle buttfuq nowhere in Central PA

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Last Fun Fact

Years before the Sopranos aired, I used to occasionaly hit the tittie bar that they renamed Ba-da-bing in the show....its real name is Satin Dolls on Rt17 in Lodi.......
:neat: fun facts are :neat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:22 pm Anybody got a bomb proof recipe for Pizza Dough?
I buy mine at a local Italian bakery. They have THE best buns/bread around and their pizza dough is no exception.
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Irish wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:18 pm
wap wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:46 pm

:dat:
Our local joint is called Tree Guys. Not Three Guys. TREE Guys. Dat's real Dago talk right there. :lol:

:lolgasm:
Apex wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:57 pm

:dat: Local places with a guy who only speaks Italian flipping dough are the best. 5/7 will :troywax: for one over a chain.

#smallbusinessmatters


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Fun Fact: Gandofini used to come into the restaurant I owned in Chester NJ in between shooting (RIP James)....... Darrell Hammond (SNL) too...... Whitney Houston's kids also (but never her)..... Danny Devito also had a place outside of town but he never came in.....

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Further Fun Fact.........a hottie I went to highschool with is good friends with Drea de Matteo out in Cali ..... made more :unicorn: by the fact that our High School is in a 1 red light town in the middle buttfuq nowhere in Central PA

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Last Fun Fact

Years before the Sopranos aired, I used to occasionaly hit the tittie bar that they renamed Ba-da-bing in the show....its real name is Satin Dolls on Rt17 in Lodi.......
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:59 pm
troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:34 pm We do have 3 independent pizza joints here and... They are not better than chains. Being independent doesn't make you good, it just means that you don't have enough desire OR money to open up more locations.
You've hit all of them already?
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:39 pm
troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:39 pm We used to ride our bikes to the Hut for their lunch buffet back in middle school and go full :fatty:

No wonder most locations don't have the buffet anymore...
Dang, off campus lunch for middle schoolers? We couldn't get that until our junior or senior year in HS.
:dat: i once got Saturday detention just going to chipotle for lunch in high school
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razr390 wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:03 pm Papa Johns: Best and most "artisan" tasting/consistency of the "chains".

Pizza Hut: grease-fest, good for "experimental" pizzas/crust options (like cheese stuffed crust).

Dominoes: Bottom of the barrel, I am having a get together/need quick/cheap delivery pizza. Consistency of cardboard.

Mod Pizza: Like chipotle, but for pizza.

Piola (local joint in S.FLA when I was there): Best artisan/Italian pizza, bar-none.

Local favorite: Vocelli's pizza. It's one of those regional chains and their crust is amazeballs.
I still cannot believe you still haven’t tried Paradiso. Mod is 5/7, love their breadsticks. Gusto farm is just like that too with the chipotle assembly line. Lets dock there sometime when i get back.

Don’t forget Dominos is the DELIVERY EXPERT, not pizza expert, just look at the commercials :lol: But their sides other than wings are :drool:
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Acid666 wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 3:16 pm I've said this once, and I'll say it again. It's hard to fuck pizza up. But Little Ceasar's finds a way.

On the good note, there's a couple of local places that have awesome pizza. Deano's and Pizza Village are the shit.
Another local place that's the :tits: is Pizza Artista. They've got one called the BOUCHERIE and it's like fucking candy
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i was interested until it was covered in sugar :gag:



we got this thing in nola from a place called Luke
Flammenkuchen $12.00
Alsatian onion tarte, bacon, Emmenthaler cheese

It was like a super thin :bread: , no sauce but like cooked down slightly browned onions in butter as "sauce" the cheese, and the 'bacon' was more like chunks of smoked pork belly.

It was amazing.
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I usually order Domino's, it's not bad.

Screaming Sicilian if we do frozen.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:03 am
Acid666 wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 3:16 pm I've said this once, and I'll say it again. It's hard to fuck pizza up. But Little Ceasar's finds a way.

On the good note, there's a couple of local places that have awesome pizza. Deano's and Pizza Village are the shit.
Another local place that's the :tits: is Pizza Artista. They've got one called the BOUCHERIE and it's like fucking candy


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i was interested until it was covered in sugar :gag:



we got this thing in nola from a place called Luke
Flammenkuchen $12.00
Alsatian onion tarte, bacon, Emmenthaler cheese

It was like a super thin :bread: , no sauce but like cooked down slightly browned onions in butter as "sauce" the cheese, and the 'bacon' was more like chunks of smoked pork belly.

It was amazing.
Both of these look pretty :amazeballs: to me..... but have to agree with hold the syrup......
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I had pizza from a local place last night. :fatty: So good, worth the $15 for some pepperoni 'zah.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:33 pm
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You guys all have me wanting to try Trader Joe's dough now.

Also... this thread needs moar powl.
No trader Joe's within an hour of here. :sad:

We don't even have Domino's let alone le petit caesar. :thanksobama:

There is a Pizza the Hutt :doe:
I like Pizza Hut and they have some pretty good :scrooge: deals, like large two topping for $8.

I'm :wrong: :doe: as I enjoy fast food carry out 'za.
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