Placapalooza 2018: Truck Dreams: Family Crisis tour

[troyguitar]

What do you want to know?

Lets start with the magic words...

Bigly.

[KYGTIGuy]

What do you want to know?

Lets start with the magic words...

Attendance is the cause of most separations. Most states won't disqualify if your absence was for something out if your control. Personal illness is typically not disqualifying. Just call in sick. If your company has a doctor's note policy, some states will honor it, some won't. Worst case scenario you go to urgent care every day with the shits until they fire you

What is and isn't considered out of your control varies and doesn't make sense in a lot of places. Run over a nail and are late? Should have had runflats.....so you need to be carful. Illness is the best

[KYGTIGuy]

Lets start with the magic words...

Bigly.

If you want to get fired and get benefits in KY before your move. I can basically 100% assure you will get them

[max225]

Lets start with the magic words...

Attendance is the cause of most separations. Most states won't disqualify if your absence was for something out if your control. Personal illness is typically not disqualifying. Just call in sick. If your company has a doctor's note policy, some states will honor it, some won't. Worst case scenario you go to urgent care every day with the shits until they fire you

What about job performance ? I.E failing to do the tasks expected of you?

[KYGTIGuy]

Attendance is the cause of most separations. Most states won't disqualify if your absence was for something out if your control. Personal illness is typically not disqualifying. Just call in sick. If your company has a doctor's note policy, some states will honor it, some won't. Worst case scenario you go to urgent care every day with the shits until they fire you

What about job performance ? I.E failing to do the tasks expected of you?

Most states it has to be intentional. Burden of proof is on the employer to prove that it was intentionally done poorly. Outside of you admitting to it, a company can show that you did it well in the past as evidence that you could do it satisfactorily eg your poor performance was intentional.

Conversly, f you can show your job duties changed or expectations were altered, that's weight on your side of the scale.

If you just stop doing things that are asked of you, that's more violation of policy, insubordination. Better to do them but do them poorly.

If you were in over your head and couldn't do the job, you get benefits most places.

[KYGTIGuy]

Most initial determinations are made by morons no matter the state. You have appeal rights and I can almost assure you win.

Michigan is horrible. Most overturned determinations on appeal in the country. Very employer friendly. KY on the other hand is easy. Just get "sick" and they take your word for it .

I've reviewed determinations for the Feds at USDOL nation wide in almost all states. After the fact it's hard but planning to get fired is cake

[KYGTIGuy]

If you claim a medical condition you need to be careful. You could get approved on your separation and then denied based on being unable to accept full-time work. Devil is in the details

[KYGTIGuy]

I should also point out that if you're a manager/owner i can help you lower your tax rate and get rid of people


That's actual something I've considered. Opening a consulting business where for a fee I'll restructure your HR practices to reduce UI cost/tax.

[KYGTIGuy]

On a more serious note, I can help you navigate the process. Even if you aren't trying to get fired or worse you are expecting you might be.

[max225]

That’s kewl, good to know.

[troyguitar]

Bigly.

If you want to get fired and get benefits in KY before your move. I can basically 100% assure you will get them

Self-employed, I'd be paying benefits to myself.

[KYGTIGuy]

Anyone need tips on how to get fired and still get Funemployment Insurance, AKA Mailbox Money, let me know.

I know the magic words.

Gets me my check, white man.

You have to have a significant, consistent and recent work history to qualify. It's not welfare in that sense. Some do game it doe.

[D Griff]

Anyone need tips on how to get fired and still get Funemployment Insurance, AKA Mailbox Money, let me know.

I know the magic words.

Go on

[Johnny_P]

Anyone need tips on how to get fired and still get Funemployment Insurance, AKA Mailbox Money, let me know.

I know the magic words.

Gets me my check, white man.

For some reason I always thought KY was a black dude.
Kind of like how I always thought Griff was Asian.

lol

[wap]

Gets me my check, white man.

For some reason I always thought KY was a black dude.
Kind of like how I always thought Griff was Asian.

lol

[Johnny_P]

For some reason I always thought KY was a black dude.
Kind of like how I always thought Griff was Asian.

lol

I actually have no idea what to think of you. Part of me believes you're azn.

[KYGTIGuy]

Gets me my check, white man.

For some reason I always thought KY was a black dude.
Kind of like how I always thought Griff was Asian.

lol

I see how it is

[Apex]

For some reason I always thought KY was a black dude.
Kind of like how I always thought Griff was Asian.

lol

I see how it is

Dat doe.

[troyguitar]

Gets me my check, white man.

For some reason I always thought KY was a black dude.
Kind of like how I always thought Griff was Asian.

lol

That's what they had as avatars.

[Johnny_P]

For some reason I always thought KY was a black dude.
Kind of like how I always thought Griff was Asian.

lol

That's what they had as avatars.

Yes. So you're a dorito in a vortex? Are you Trump?

[troyguitar]

That's what they had as avatars.

Yes. So you're a dorito in a vortex? Are you Trump?

[Johnny_P]

[wap]

I actually have no idea what to think of you. Part of me believes you're azn.

[wap]

That's what they had as avatars.

Yes. So you're a dorito in a vortex? Are you Trump?

[wap]

I actually have no idea what to think of you. Part of me believes you're azn.

I'm going with some kind of mediterranean species.

Well, considering how I mentioned my Greek-ness several times, coupled with all my convo's on here with TK about Greece, yea, you might be onto something.