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Fuck the e46’s, those cars need more attention than kylie jenner
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:14 pm
Fuck the e46’s, those cars need more attention than kylie jenner
Is there any car everyone agrees on? Excluding :plaid:
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SMG... :doe: and a few random modz
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:20 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:14 pm

Fuck the e46’s, those cars need more attention than kylie jenner
Is there any car everyone agrees on? Excluding :plaid:
:truk: 's breh
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I think the ultimate offroad car is a ferrari testarosa





















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MexicanYarisTK wrote:I think the ultimate offroad car is a ferrari testarosa





















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The Esprit V8 was awesome in South America.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:36 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote:I think the ultimate offroad car is a ferrari testarosa





















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The Esprit V8 was awesome in South America.
From one of the last episodes of top gear? Dat mach 1 and the way hammond fills it up
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:20 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:14 pm

Fuck the e46’s, those cars need more attention than kylie jenner
Is there any car everyone agrees on? Excluding :plaid:
:poorvette:
:meata:
:turboyaris:
:minivan:
:truk:
Pick one.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:20 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:14 pm

Fuck the e46’s, those cars need more attention than kylie jenner
Is there any car everyone agrees on? Excluding :plaid:
STI was voted favorite car on the forum 😍
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:06 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:20 pm

Is there any car everyone agrees on? Excluding :plaid:
STI was voted favorite car on the forum 😍
We should do that vote again, could be interesting
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max225 wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:51 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:06 pm

STI was voted favorite car on the forum 😍
We should do that vote again, could be interesting
:doit:
Make a new powl.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:04 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:51 pm
We should do that vote again, could be interesting
:doit:
Make a new powl.
I am a bit concerned I may miss something but I’ll do it In a bit
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Over half the forum says they don't care about going fast or don't even like going fast anymore, ColoBrahdo gets 7/12 votes, :jeep: gets 3/12, one person votes for a :gorf: or :turbocorolla: and one vote to the :Quatrofelatio: . The other 32 votes get spread over Mazda products, but mainly the NC
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Tarspin wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:06 am Over half the forum says they don't care about going fast or don't even like going fast anymore, ColoBrahdo gets 7/12 votes, :jeep: gets 3/12, one person votes for a :gorf: or :sti: and one vote to the :Quatrofelatio: . The other 32 votes get spread over Mazda products.
3 Mazda’s on this forum ?
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max225 wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:07 am
Tarspin wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:06 am Over half the forum says they don't care about going fast or don't even like going fast anymore, ColoBrahdo gets 7/12 votes, :jeep: gets 3/12, one person votes for a :gorf: or :sti: and one vote to the :Quatrofelatio: . The other 32 votes get spread over Mazda products.
3 Mazda’s on this forum ?
32, can't forget the "registered" users who don't post often but make it out to the voting.

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Tarspin wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:09 am
max225 wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:07 am

3 Mazda’s on this forum ?
32, can't forget the "registered" users who don't post often but make it out to the voting.

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Dat Zill1, Zill2, Zill3....
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Tarspin wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:06 am Over half the forum says they don't care about going fast or don't even like going fast anymore, ColoBrahdo gets 7/12 votes, :jeep: gets 3/12, one person votes for a :gorf: or :turbocorolla: and one vote to the :Quatrofelatio: . The other 32 votes get spread over Mazda products, but mainly the NC
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wap wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:26 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:20 pm

Is there any car everyone agrees on? Excluding :plaid:
:poorvette:
:meata:
:turboyaris:
:minivan:
:truk:
Pick one.
Nah, it's more evolutionary... originally everyone agreed on :turboyaris: but now they're understeering, unreliable Oktoberfest shitboxes.

We then came to the :poorvette: phase, "OMG BEST CAR EVAAARRR, SO MUCH PERFORMANCE FOR MONEY" but now everyone seems open to acknowledge the shortcomings such as anus-shattering ride, scraping everywhere, and hideous interior.

Phase three is :truk: or :wrong: :gtfo: because America is the shittiest country on earth.
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D Griff wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:45 am
wap wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:26 pm

:poorvette:
:meata:
:turboyaris:
:minivan:
:truk:
Pick one.
Nah, it's more evolutionary... originally everyone agreed on :turboyaris: but now they're understeering, unreliable Oktoberfest shitboxes.

We then came to the :poorvette: phase, "OMG BEST CAR EVAAARRR, SO MUCH PERFORMANCE FOR MONEY" but now everyone seems open to acknowledge the shortcomings such as anus-shattering ride, scraping everywhere, and hideous interior.

Phase three is :truk: or :wrong: :gtfo: because America is the shittiest country on earth.
Accurate.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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D Griff wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:45 am
wap wrote: Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:26 pm

:poorvette:
:meata:
:turboyaris:
:minivan:
:truk:
Pick one.
Nah, it's more evolutionary... originally everyone agreed on :turboyaris: but now they're understeering, unreliable Oktoberfest shitboxes.

We then came to the :poorvette: phase, "OMG BEST CAR EVAAARRR, SO MUCH PERFORMANCE FOR MONEY" but now everyone seems open to acknowledge the shortcomings such as anus-shattering ride, scraping everywhere, and hideous interior.

Phase three is :truk: or :wrong: :gtfo: because America is the shittiest country on earth.
It is just bandwaggoning to the Nth degree....

Golf is fun ZOMG best all arounder ever, great price, great interior, drives nice and OMG K010 powaaaaaaaa
6-18 months later... OMG sunroofs suck, carbon sucks, dolphins are assaulting my shafts, and its a god damn Nazi Faberge, i got my ass handed to me by a mustang

C5 is AMAZING, costs less than a new golf but it is older and beat on, but :aintcare: because american racecar that you can fix with a hammer....
6-18 months later... omg diffs are fucked and whine or leak, the interior is a god damn joke, the suspension is shot because car is old, the brakes are blah because its equipped with sliders, but i wanna get super competitive but i can't cuz that's going too fast and is way to expensive. Also car rides like a damn horse carriage on wooden wheels and I can't drive it for 6 months out of the year, :gtfo:

Colorados are AMAZING, they are finally not stripmine truck sized (even though they are). Such reliability, amazing quality reliability and sculpted by the gods of detroit, such off-road... i can go mud campin, off roading up a 90 degree mountain face, and driving to work is AMAZING, because we all live on the moon surface and it is the only vehicle capable of anything. IT IS SO MUCH FUN, because I :aintcare: about runnig over some poors on the road without flinching
6-18 months later... lights suck, its kind of awful to drive because it has 0 performance pedigree because it is a truck, what was I thinking I want something FUN again.

MIATAS ARE THE ANSWER, we were all blind fools, such RWD, such light, unlike a C5 i can actually go full ham and not break the speedlimit... HAVE YOU SEEN THE GEARING? OMG 9th gear by 60mph.... so much fun to just row through it unlike the C5 which goes to 200mph in first.
6-18 months later... ugh, this thing is a pile, its tiny, and my gut honks the horn every time I drive to work because it can't handle the craters, its slower than an I4 camry, I am tired of shifting, I want something automatic and relaxing because this is just too much or a daily... oh and IT IS A CONVERTIBLE so i can't drive it for 6 months out of the year.


RINSE AND FUCKING REPEAT.... :plac: :DFD: doe
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We should have all bought Caymans in the first place.
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troyguitar wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:53 pm We should have all bought El Caminos in the first place.
:dat:
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troyguitar wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:53 pm We should have all bought Caymans in the first place.
Terrible in the snow. Need a :jeep:
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max225 wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:49 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:45 am

Nah, it's more evolutionary... originally everyone agreed on :turboyaris: but now they're understeering, unreliable Oktoberfest shitboxes.

We then came to the :poorvette: phase, "OMG BEST CAR EVAAARRR, SO MUCH PERFORMANCE FOR MONEY" but now everyone seems open to acknowledge the shortcomings such as anus-shattering ride, scraping everywhere, and hideous interior.

Phase three is :truk: or :wrong: :gtfo: because America is the shittiest country on earth.
It is just bandwaggoning to the Nth degree....

Golf is fun ZOMG best all arounder ever, great price, great interior, drives nice and OMG K010 powaaaaaaaa
6-18 months later... OMG sunroofs suck, carbon sucks, dolphins are assaulting my shafts, and its a god damn Nazi Faberge, i got my ass handed to me by a mustang

C5 is AMAZING, costs less than a new golf but it is older and beat on, but :aintcare: because american racecar that you can fix with a hammer....
6-18 months later... omg diffs are fucked and whine or leak, the interior is a god damn joke, the suspension is shot because car is old, the brakes are blah because its equipped with sliders, but i wanna get super competitive but i can't cuz that's going too fast and is way to expensive. Also car rides like a damn horse carriage on wooden wheels and I can't drive it for 6 months out of the year, :gtfo:

Colorados are AMAZING, they are finally not stripmine truck sized (even though they are). Such reliability, amazing quality reliability and sculpted by the gods of detroit, such off-road... i can go mud campin, off roading up a 90 degree mountain face, and driving to work is AMAZING, because we all live on the moon surface and it is the only vehicle capable of anything. IT IS SO MUCH FUN, because I :aintcare: about runnig over some poors on the road without flinching
6-18 months later... lights suck, its kind of awful to drive because it has 0 performance pedigree because it is a truck, what was I thinking I want something FUN again.

MIATAS ARE THE ANSWER, we were all blind fools, such RWD, such light, unlike a C5 i can actually go full ham and not break the speedlimit... HAVE YOU SEEN THE GEARING? OMG 9th gear by 60mph.... so much fun to just row through it unlike the C5 which goes to 200mph in first.
6-18 months later... ugh, this thing is a pile, its tiny, and my gut honks the horn every time I drive to work because it can't handle the craters, its slower than an I4 camry, I am tired of shifting, I want something automatic and relaxing because this is just too much or a daily... oh and IT IS A CONVERTIBLE so i can't drive it for 6 months out of the year.


RINSE AND FUCKING REPEAT.... :plac: :DFD: doe
:amaze: :micdrop:
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max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:26 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:49 pm

It is just bandwaggoning to the Nth degree....

Golf is fun ZOMG best all arounder ever, great price, great interior, drives nice and OMG K010 powaaaaaaaa
6-18 months later... OMG sunroofs suck, carbon sucks, dolphins are assaulting my shafts, and its a god damn Nazi Faberge, i got my ass handed to me by a mustang

C5 is AMAZING, costs less than a new golf but it is older and beat on, but :aintcare: because american racecar that you can fix with a hammer....
6-18 months later... omg diffs are fucked and whine or leak, the interior is a god damn joke, the suspension is shot because car is old, the brakes are blah because its equipped with sliders, but i wanna get super competitive but i can't cuz that's going too fast and is way to expensive. Also car rides like a damn horse carriage on wooden wheels and I can't drive it for 6 months out of the year, :gtfo:

Colorados are AMAZING, they are finally not stripmine truck sized (even though they are). Such reliability, amazing quality reliability and sculpted by the gods of detroit, such off-road... i can go mud campin, off roading up a 90 degree mountain face, and driving to work is AMAZING, because we all live on the moon surface and it is the only vehicle capable of anything. IT IS SO MUCH FUN, because I :aintcare: about runnig over some poors on the road without flinching
6-18 months later... lights suck, its kind of awful to drive because it has 0 performance pedigree because it is a truck, what was I thinking I want something FUN again.

MIATAS ARE THE ANSWER, we were all blind fools, such RWD, such light, unlike a C5 i can actually go full ham and not break the speedlimit... HAVE YOU SEEN THE GEARING? OMG 9th gear by 60mph.... so much fun to just row through it unlike the C5 which goes to 200mph in first.
6-18 months later... ugh, this thing is a pile, its tiny, and my gut honks the horn every time I drive to work because it can't handle the craters, its slower than an I4 camry, I am tired of shifting, I want something automatic and relaxing because this is just too much or a daily... oh and IT IS A CONVERTIBLE so i can't drive it for 6 months out of the year.


RINSE AND FUCKING REPEAT.... :plac: :DFD: doe
:amaze: :micdrop:
:dat:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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