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wap wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:08 pm I think part of the issue is so much of our humor and means of communication are so inside that newbies feel that they can't catch up and always will be outsiders.
Whatever can you mean, Wronald Brohannesburg, emperor of the leafy green streets of taillight mud free suburbia?
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Desertbreh wrote:
wap wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:08 pm I think part of the issue is so much of our humor and means of communication are so inside that newbies feel that they can't catch up and always will be outsiders.
Whatever can you mean, Wronald Brohannesburg, emperor of the leafy green streets of taillight mud free suburbia?
It's gold Jerry, gold!
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max225 wrote:Wonder if this one will last... :notsure: what keeps happening to newcummers after they sign up... and do the first 10-20 posts
I guess we'll find out... I accept bribes and my hourly rate for shitposting is surprisingly affordable!

I desperately need something better than Reddit to fill my internet time. I got banned from bimmerforums for making the mods too butthurt and a person can only take so much /b/ before they shouldn't go out in public anymore.


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max225 wrote:Wonder if this one will last... :notsure: what keeps happening to newcummers after they sign up... and do the first 10-20 posts
I guess we'll find out... I accept bribes and my hourly rate for shitposting is surprisingly affordable!

I desperately need something better than Reddit to fill my internet time. I got banned from bimmerforums for making the mods too butthurt and a person can only take so much /b/ before they shouldn't go out in public anymore.


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Our mods like the abuse! :knot:
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Slowbro9001 wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:02 pm
max225 wrote:Wonder if this one will last... :notsure: what keeps happening to newcummers after they sign up... and do the first 10-20 posts
I guess we'll find out... I accept bribes and my hourly rate for shitposting is surprisingly affordable!

I desperately need something better than Reddit to fill my internet time. I got banned from bimmerforums for making the mods too butthurt and a person can only take so much /b/ before they shouldn't go out in public anymore.


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Slowbro9001 wrote:
max225 wrote:Wonder if this one will last... :notsure: what keeps happening to newcummers after they sign up... and do the first 10-20 posts
I guess we'll find out... I accept bribes and my hourly rate for shitposting is surprisingly affordable!

I desperately need something better than Reddit to fill my internet time. I got banned from bimmerforums for making the mods too butthurt and a person can only take so much /b/ before they shouldn't go out in public anymore.


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Welp, this forum was created by a group of people that butthurt some mods elsewhere for the express purpose of being someplace better.

Fucking mods, so useless.


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Calvinball wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:19 pm Welp, this forum was created by a group of people that butthurt some mods elsewhere for the express purpose of being someplace better.

Fucking mods, so useless.


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wap wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:08 pm I think part of the issue is so much of our humor and means of communication are so inside that newbies feel that they can't catch up and always will be outsiders.
It's not that hard to pick up.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:34 pm
Apex wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:17 pm

It's not that hard to pick up.
We even provide a dictionary!
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:26 pm
wap wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:08 pm I think part of the issue is so much of our humor and means of communication are so inside that newbies feel that they can't catch up and always will be outsiders.
Whatever can you mean, Wronald Brohannesburg, emperor of the leafy green streets of taillight mud free suburbia?
:wat:
:wrong: Dirk Divebomber. Our lingo is Nigerian repellent to outsiders.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:34 pm
Desertbreh wrote:
Whatever can you mean, Wronald Brohannesburg, emperor of the leafy green streets of taillight mud free suburbia?
It's gold Jerry, gold!
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Calvinball wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:19 pm
Slowbro9001 wrote:
I guess we'll find out... I accept bribes and my hourly rate for shitposting is surprisingly affordable!

I desperately need something better than Reddit to fill my internet time. I got banned from bimmerforums for making the mods too butthurt and a person can only take so much /b/ before they shouldn't go out in public anymore.


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Welp, this forum was created by a group of people that butthurt some mods elsewhere for the express purpose of being someplace better.

Fucking mods, so useless.


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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Calvinball wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:19 pm

Welp, this forum was created by a group of people that butthurt some mods elsewhere for the express purpose of being someplace better.

Fucking mods, so useless.


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Well, that's why we made you a mod! :zing:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Apex wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:17 pm
wap wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:08 pm I think part of the issue is so much of our humor and means of communication are so inside that newbies feel that they can't catch up and always will be outsiders.
It's not that hard to pick up.
:wrong:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:57 pm
Apex wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:17 pm

It's not that hard to pick up.
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Apex wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:59 pm
wap wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:57 pm

:wrong:
:wrong:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:59 pm
Apex wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:59 pm

:wrong:
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wap wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:59 pm

:fshitup:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Apex wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:05 pm

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wap wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:40 pm
Apex wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:05 pm

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wap wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:40 pm

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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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:lolol:
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:25 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:02 pm

:lolol:
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Breh is one of the finest wordsmiths the internets has ever seen.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Slowbro9001 wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:02 pm
max225 wrote:Wonder if this one will last... :notsure: what keeps happening to newcummers after they sign up... and do the first 10-20 posts
I guess we'll find out... I accept bribes and my hourly rate for shitposting is surprisingly affordable!

I desperately need something better than Reddit to fill my internet time. I got banned from bimmerforums for making the mods too butthurt and a person can only take so much /b/ before they shouldn't go out in public anymore.


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That's how this place got started! We all got kicked out of a prior forum as well. :sissyfight:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:01 pm

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That's how this place got started! We all got kicked out of a prior forum as well. :sissyfight:
:dat:

I want the story from Bimmerforums. :ban:
This was in 2008ish, their off topic forum had tons of activity and was generally pretty good. For a while there was a wave of new people posting this video thinking they discovered OC on the internet like a standard jabroni does:



I was a standard high school shitposter (I'm 28) but hadn't quite done enough to get more than general disdain from mods and lulz from everyone else (because I was hilarious, obviously).

So one day I posted a thread with the topic "BMW owner ownz rednecks, hilarity ensues" after the site owner had expressly forbid the posting of said video. Only I didn't link to the video. I Rick rolled those sons of bitches hard and dirty.

Much lulz were had sprinkled with some you don fukked ups for good measure. I was unceremoniously banned and was told to F off by the owner when I begged forgiveness.

I went to college, sold the BMW, hit a lawyer, deleted the gym, and hired Reddit and never looked back.


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