Crangshaft Aftermath: Deep Kosher Roast

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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:54 pm
nuggstein wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:47 pm I truly had no service in the area I was in. I was in NY, not NYC.
And no one has ever walked outside to make a phone call before.
In or out of the dealership, I had no service. It was a deadzone. dat t-mobile i love everywhere but certain locations...
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:05 pm I've been asked to let up a little because Zil is a better person than I am so I will leave you with this last comment.

You're either a habitual liar or even more spineless than I thought a month ago. Probably both
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:08 pm I'll give him some credit, he's owning up to his mistake.

:crang: : $600 of beer will make up for it. :trollface:
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:08 pm I'll give him some credit, he's owning up to his mistake.

:crang: : $600 of beer will make up for it. :trollface:
Im pretty sure 60 six packs will fit in the new SUV no problem.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:11 pm I like :crang: 's new hat, though. It stays.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:52 pm
nuggstein wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:44 pm

What are your top three beers?
Depends on the time of year - right now, light and refreshing is the ticket. Had a beer the other night that was delicious: Founders Green Zebra. I'd be cool with that.

Or Dogfish Head Sea Quench.

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Wrong. You want some man juice
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:00 pm
nuggstein wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:58 pm

In or out of the dealership, I had no service. It was a deadzone. dat t-mobile i love everywhere but certain locations...
Watch me believe you.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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nuggstein wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:58 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:54 pm

And no one has ever walked outside to make a phone call before.
In or out of the dealership, I had no service. It was a deadzone. dat t-mobile i love everywhere but certain locations...
Diller has wifi. Tmobile has calling over wifi. Not having service isn't even the issue. Being at the wrong Diller is the issue.
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He aught to get you the equivalent in beer of what your commission would have been, if you care to let him know that, although you told everyone here you what you made on :narc:
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dtraill27 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:16 pm

Wrong. You want some man juice
I only bought that for the name, it wasn't that tasty. :lol:

Something something it was my experimental phase :sissyfight:
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dubshow wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:10 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:08 pm I'll give him some credit, he's owning up to his mistake.

:crang: : $600 of beer will make up for it. :trollface:
Im pretty sure 60 six packs will fit in the new SUV no problem.
It’ll be from dangerous slow to ridiculously slow
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dtraill27 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:20 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:18 pm

I only bought that for the name, it wasn't that tasty. :lol:

Something something it was my experimental phase :sissyfight:
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dtraill27 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:20 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:18 pm

I only bought that for the name, it wasn't that tasty. :lol:

Something something it was my experimental phase :sissyfight:
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:41 pm
wap wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:19 pm He aught to get you the equivalent in beer of what your commission would have been, if you care to let him know that, although you told everyone here you what you made on :narc:
Would've been $170+, because it would've pushed me to 15+ cars for the month. :math:
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:18 pm
dtraill27 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:16 pm

Wrong. You want some man juice
I only bought that for the name, it wasn't that tasty. :lol:
I can vouch for that. I bought him a can and he gave my man juice to pflugtag.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:41 pm
wap wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:19 pm He aught to get you the equivalent in beer of what your commission would have been, if you care to let him know that, although you told everyone here you what you made on :narc:
Would've been $170+, because it would've pushed me to 15+ cars for the month. :math:
:( :rage:
:crang: owes you that much in either beer, booze, or cash.
That's money right out of your pocket.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:52 pm
nuggstein wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:44 pm

What are your top three beers?
Depends on the time of year - right now, light and refreshing is the ticket. Had a beer the other night that was delicious: Founders Green Zebra. I'd be cool with that.

Or Dogfish Head Sea Quench.

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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:11 pm I like :crang: 's new hat, though. It stays.
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I fucking :lolol: every time I see this Goddamn emoji
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dtraill27 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:20 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:18 pm

I only bought that for the name, it wasn't that tasty. :lol:

Something something it was my experimental phase :sissyfight:
POTD :lolgasm:
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fledonfoot wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 7:48 pm

I can vouch for that. I bought him a can and he gave my man juice to pflugtag.
And Pflugtag swallowed it all. :hue:


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Let me get this straight. Starting and driving a car with a broken crangshaft 3 times is somehow OK, but driving it to Zil for a great deal is not worth the risk?
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kashak wrote: Wed May 30, 2018 3:44 pm Let me get this straight. Starting and driving a car with a broken crangshaft 3 times is somehow OK, but driving it to Zil for a great deal is not worth the risk?
:dafuq: :dafuq: :dafuq: :dafuq:
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:dafuq: :dafuq: :dafuq: :dafuq:
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kashak wrote: Wed May 30, 2018 3:44 pm Let me get this straight. Starting and driving a car with a broken crangshaft 3 times is somehow OK, but driving it to Zil for a great deal is not worth the risk?
:dafuq: :dafuq: :dafuq: :dafuq:
:dafuq: :amaze: :dafuq:
:dafuq: :dafuq: :dafuq: :dafuq:
You must be new here.

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kashak wrote: Wed May 30, 2018 3:44 pm Let me get this straight. Starting and driving a car with a broken crangshaft 3 times is somehow OK, but driving it to Zil for a great deal is not worth the risk?
:dafuq: :dafuq: :dafuq: :dafuq:
:dafuq: :amaze: :dafuq:
:dafuq: :dafuq: :dafuq: :dafuq:
You must be new here.

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