Crangshaft Aftermath: Deep Kosher Roast

[nuggstein]

Just for the love of all things holy, do not start the car this morning, and let the tow people take care of it. Get your loaner and head on in to work.

Did you ever check the oil? I know you said you were going to after dinner.

Yeah, I just called AAA. Not starting the car. Already told them I can't start it. I'll check the oil in a bit. Gotta get ready for work.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

[ChrisoftheNorth]

inb4 engine

STAGE 1 v2.4

Stupid OEM engineer morans.

[Melon]

Also, I think the Crang engine Bang chronicle deserves its own thread.

[4zilch]

Also, I think the Crang engine Bang chronicle deserves its own thread.

[nuggstein]

Just checked oil. Looks good...

[Melon]

Just checked oil. Looks good...

That's good.

[Sno]

Just checked oil. Looks good...

That's good.

Coffee toast to ya this morning, sir.

[Melon]

That's good.

Coffee toast to ya this morning, sir.

Hey there lovely lady. Morning.

Time for Covfefe indeed.

[Johnny_P]

I'm having covfefe too

[Johnny_P]

Also, I think the Crang engine Bang chronicle deserves its own thread.

Could put it in stupid wrenching stories

[razr390]

[goIftdibrad]

What the fuck is happening?! I didn't think this was my car until it was. It's so loud! Fuck! It seems like it got slower when I accelerated. Saw check engine light blink a few times. Ugh, fuck! I can't afford this now.



I listened to this...piston slapping? rod knock? fuck help.

http://mycarmakesnoise.com/under-the-ca ... e-pistons/

fuck what the fuck

as others said, make sure they put oil in it....it sounds like a no oil problem...

[Johnny_P]

Could put it in stupid wrenching stories

I’ve got a lot of old APR material we could resurrect...

[nuggstein]

Please don't yell at me. I had no choice but to turn the car one for one minute and move it. AAA would not take car out of garage due to insurance reasons. Tow guy is cool and won't mention it to VW. I'll tip him well.

[goIftdibrad]

Also, can you take a pic of the receipt showing what they just did?

I have a small army of Porsche/Audi/VW master technicians at my disposal.

Here are the pics:
Not in any particular order. I also DO want to add, when I was driving away with my car at the dealership, the engine light was blinking. The service guy took the car, scanned it for a code, it was code P0087. He mentioned something about them putting a little gas in and that it should be fine. It was cleared and drove fine when I left. This was on Friday (3/15/2018) around 5 PM He actually printed me out the paper work which has the date and time and everything that it occurred.









This is the fault that occurred when I went to drive off with it:

they chaged the oil

jesus fuck go check the cock fucking sukining oil beifre you hand it to your twisted clearly dishonest dealer!!!!! if they find it without oil...they might add it and try to PIN THIS ON YOU
jesus. just when i think you are starting to adult ok you pull this shit. CHECK THE FUCKING OIL

[nuggstein]

Here are the pics:
Not in any particular order. I also DO want to add, when I was driving away with my car at the dealership, the engine light was blinking. The service guy took the car, scanned it for a code, it was code P0087. He mentioned something about them putting a little gas in and that it should be fine. It was cleared and drove fine when I left. This was on Friday (3/15/2018) around 5 PM He actually printed me out the paper work which has the date and time and everything that it occurred.









This is the fault that occurred when I went to drive off with it:

they chaged the oil

jesus fuck go check the cock fucking sukining oil beifre you hand it to your twisted clearly dishonest dealer!!!!! if they find it without oil...they might add it and try to PIN THIS ON YOU
jesus. just when i think you are starting to adult ok you pull this shit. CHECK THE FUCKING OIL

I did check the oil.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Here are the pics:
Not in any particular order. I also DO want to add, when I was driving away with my car at the dealership, the engine light was blinking. The service guy took the car, scanned it for a code, it was code P0087. He mentioned something about them putting a little gas in and that it should be fine. It was cleared and drove fine when I left. This was on Friday (3/15/2018) around 5 PM He actually printed me out the paper work which has the date and time and everything that it occurred.









This is the fault that occurred when I went to drive off with it:

they chaged the oil

jesus fuck go check the cock fucking sukining oil beifre you hand it to your twisted clearly dishonest dealer!!!!! if they find it without oil...they might add it and try to PIN THIS ON YOU
jesus. just when i think you are starting to adult ok you pull this shit. CHECK THE FUCKING OIL

He did a few posts back. Said it was good.

Car's toast regardless. I legit feel bad for poor going to make this a bitch.

[Sno]

[goIftdibrad]

Please don't yell at me. I had no choice but to turn the car one for one minute and move it. AAA would not take car out of garage due to insurance reasons. Tow guy is cool and won't mention it to VW. I'll tip him well.

you are a fucking idiot, i'm over this

only from here out

[Johnny_P]

they chaged the oil

jesus fuck go check the cock fucking sukining oil beifre you hand it to your twisted clearly dishonest dealer!!!!! if they find it without oil...they might add it and try to PIN THIS ON YOU
jesus. just when i think you are starting to adult ok you pull this shit. CHECK THE FUCKING OIL

He did a few posts back. Said it was good.

Car's toast regardless. I legit feel bad for poor going to make this a bitch.

Legit curious how this plays out.

It apparently drove fine for a couple days. That's the bitch here. Sure it threw a code during pick up, but cleared and didn't come back and was driving fine for a little bit. Wonder if it was a fucked up injector install, dropped valve, or HFPF shit the bed due to tune update and leaned the car out which caused a 'splodey piston.

[Melon]

Please don't yell at me. I had no choice but to turn the car one for one minute and move it. AAA would not take car out of garage due to insurance reasons. Tow guy is cool and won't mention it to VW. I'll tip him well.

God fucking dammit.

Dude, we're really trying to help you out here, genuinely.
But it's in one ear, out the other.

You knew the car was damaged, and drove it not once, but twice now.
Your eliminating all your legs you'll need to stand on.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

He did a few posts back. Said it was good.

Car's toast regardless. I legit feel bad for poor going to make this a bitch.

Legit curious how this plays out.

It apparently drove fine for a couple days. That's the bitch here. Sure it threw a code during pick up, but cleared and didn't come back and was driving fine for a little bit. Wonder if it was a fucked up injector install, dropped valve, or HFPF shit the bed due to tune update and leaned the car out which caused a 'splodey piston.

The fact that it drove fine for a few days plus the t00n makes this a very easy situation for the to out on. Especially since VW won't warranty the engine with the t00n, it's in the to make it right. Which....

Definitely sounds like a lean situation that melted a piston.

[Johnny_P]

Please don't yell at me. I had no choice but to turn the car one for one minute and move it. AAA would not take car out of garage due to insurance reasons. Tow guy is cool and won't mention it to VW. I'll tip him well.

God fucking dammit.

Dude, we're really trying to help you out here, genuinely.

it doesn't matter at this point the damage is done and engine block is likely scored.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

God fucking dammit.

Dude, we're really trying to help you out here, genuinely.

it doesn't matter at this point the damage is done and engine block is likely scored.

Turning it on again would make it worse, but it was already screwed so whatever.