DFD

Melon wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:40 am Troy you're on thin ice.

I know I'm a big dude, and that's a result of my own decisions, but the personal attacks need to stop.

Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:43 am

Melon wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:40 am Troy you're on thin ice.

I know I'm a big dude, and that's a result of my own decisions, but the personal attacks need to stop.

dat gif

Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:43 am

Melon wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:40 am Troy you're on thin ice.

I know I'm a big dude, and that's a result of my own decisions, but the personal attacks need to stop.

4zilch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:45 am dat gif

I love that fucking gif.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:06 am Guys.... My 200 pound ass is spilling over the seat here. Poverty class on the smallest plane in Americans mainline fleet.

MUH ARMREST

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:51 am Minors are annoying but animals have become downright inducing. Fucking emotional support animals.

Aye. The abuse of the emotional support animal has become staggering in scope. Saw a lady who put her tiny yap dog ON THE TRAY TABLE. Yes. Dog asshole contacted the surface people eat off.
It's not just planes of course, people hauling their effing dogs into every retail environment imaginable.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:06 am Guys.... My 200 pound ass is spilling over the seat here. Poverty class on the smallest plane in Americans mainline fleet.

Fat Bastard

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:13 am

Desertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:12 am

Fat Bastard

I take up nearly 75% of this seat.

How dare you.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:13 am

Desertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:12 am

Fat Bastard

I take up nearly 75% of this seat. Who the fuck do I think I am?

Should have bought 3 seats

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:06 am Guys.... My 200 pound ass is spilling over the seat here. Poverty class on the smallest plane in Americans mainline fleet.

You're obviously spilling into the middle seat by sitting so far away from the window. We need a picture that shows both sides at the same time.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:15 pm

SAWCE wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:01 pm

You're obviously spilling into the middle seat by sitting so far away from the window. We need a picture that shows both sides at the same time.

I'm sure this lady next to me would love that.

Just explain to her that is postualting that only famine refugees are eligible to fly and we need to refute that. SRS BZNS here.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:15 pm

SAWCE wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:01 pm

You're obviously spilling into the middle seat by sitting so far away from the window. We need a picture that shows both sides at the same time.

I'm sure this lady next to me would love that.

She'd love some I bet.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:06 am Guys.... My 200 pound ass is spilling over the seat here. Poverty class on the smallest plane in Americans mainline fleet.

Photo shows you taking up the entire armrest, 2 of you next to each other would have to be holding hands... How does this counter my argument?

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:04 pm

troyguitar wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:01 pm

Photo shows you taking up the entire armrest, 2 of you next to each other would have to be holding hands... How does this counter my argument?

There is a window next to me. I wasn't using the arm rest at all on the other side.

only sits with perfect, symmetrical posture

4zilch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:36 pm

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:04 pm

There is a window next to me. I wasn't using the arm rest at all on the other side.

only sits with perfect, symmetrical posture

like dis?

Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:39 pm

4zilch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:36 pm

only sits with perfect, symmetrical posture

like dis?

This thread delivers.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:39 pm

4zilch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:36 pm

only sits with perfect, symmetrical posture

Just found this pic of Troy in an airplane seat...

Actually doesn't Lincoln have his arms in the DMZ?

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:39 pm

4zilch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:36 pm

only sits with perfect, symmetrical posture

Just found this pic of Troy in an airplane seat...

Desertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:47 pm

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:39 pm

Just found this pic of Troy in an airplane seat...

Actually doesn't Lincoln have his arms in the DMZ?

The armrest is a no-go zone. If you need that space, you're too wide. Women seem better about this than men, perhaps because they don't want to be touched by random people...

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:53 pm

troyguitar wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:49 pm



The armrest is a no-go zone. If you need that space, you're too wide. Women seem better about this than men, perhaps because they don't want to be touched by random people...

So you're saying no one should use the arm rest at all?

General etiquette is:

Left Seat- left arm rest | middle seat - both arm rests | right seat right arm rest.

Since the middle seat costs the same but sucks in every other way, that structure is what most frequent fliers consider "fair."

The Troyetiquette is that if you have to use an armrest, you need to drive.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:53 pm

troyguitar wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:49 pm



The armrest is a no-go zone. If you need that space, you're too wide. Women seem better about this than men, perhaps because they don't want to be touched by random people...

So you're saying no one should use the arm rest at all?

General etiquette is:

Left Seat- left arm rest | middle seat - both arm rests | right seat right arm rest.

Since the middle seat costs the same but sucks in every other way, that structure is what most frequent fliers consider "fair."

No one should need to use the arm rest, that way people can fit next to each other without being in direct contact. The airline policies say that it's OK if all three people need to take up 100% of the arm rests on both sides of them... which means that their arms are all crammed into the same space as each other. That's not "fitting" at all. How is this not obvious? The policy is inadequate even if it were enforced.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:53 pm

troyguitar wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:49 pm



The armrest is a no-go zone. If you need that space, you're too wide. Women seem better about this than men, perhaps because they don't want to be touched by random people...

So you're saying no one should use the arm rest at all?

General etiquette is:

Left Seat- left arm rest | middle seat - both arm rests | right seat right arm rest.

Since the middle seat costs the same but sucks in every other way, that structure is what most frequent fliers consider "fair."

I have to admit I've never heard this as a "rule" and I'm interested to observe compliance or lack thereof with this on future flights.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:53 pm

troyguitar wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:49 pm



The armrest is a no-go zone. If you need that space, you're too wide. Women seem better about this than men, perhaps because they don't want to be touched by random people...

So you're saying no one should use the arm rest at all?

General etiquette is:

Left Seat- left arm rest | middle seat - both arm rests | right seat right arm rest.

Since the middle seat costs the same but sucks in every other way, that structure is what most frequent fliers consider "fair."

I'm a window seat guy and always lean away from the middle.

4zilch wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:10 pm

I'm a window seat guy and always lean away from the middle.

Yes. With over the ear don't-fucking-talk-to-me headphones.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:21 pm Fwiw I think there is a yugggeee difference depending on the airline. The big three have the most frequent flier and the experience with other travelers shows it. Southwest on some routes and times is too.

Any airline on a "vacation route" is like the wild west.

I avoid flying during spring break. 0 to in about 3 seconds