Do you even Crock-Pot bro? DFD Cooking Thread

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Calvinball wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:43 am Just combing through the phone, looking for food pics:

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Mussels, so cheap and so delicious.


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Love dem :massles:
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Acid666 wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:30 am When I cook I get lurkers creeping like Gollum
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:20 am
Barnes93cb wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:21 pm My recent cooking. I'm in a hotel with just a crock pot and one knife.

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Just living off chicken breasts, green beans, bell peppers, sweet potatoes, and squash.


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chicken next to raw ?!?!? :triggered:
What do you mean? Of course the chicken was raw. I had to prepare everything before I could cook it.
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Sno wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:34 am
Barnes93cb wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:21 pm My recent cooking. I'm in a hotel with just a crock pot and one knife.

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Just living off chicken breasts, green beans, bell peppers, sweet potatoes, and squash.


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Mad :impressive: I'd just get Jimmy Johns.
Im already overweight. And ive been living in a hotel for 5 weeks. That much fast food would be terrible.
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wap wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:12 pm
Calvinball wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:43 am Just combing through the phone, looking for food pics:

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Mussels, so cheap and so delicious.


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Love dem :massles:
Agreed. @4zilch, let's do some mussels at home!
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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@4zilch doings. He does a lot more then breakfast but apparently that's what I've been most impressed with...

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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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:drool: doesn't even come close to how good @Sno 's food pics look.
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Sno wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:58 pm
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:drool:
Love dem :massles:
Agreed. @4zilch, let's do some mussels at home!
No invite? :disappoint:
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Apex wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:27 pm :drool: doesn't even come close to how good @Sno 's food pics look.
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Deets on those candy spiders?
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wap wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:44 pm
Apex wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:27 pm :drool: doesn't even come close to how good @Sno 's food pics look.
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Deets on those candy spiders?
Just candy melts. They're little colored candy discs that melt and can be used for firm piping. Sort of the consistency of white chocolate. The spider body is just one candy melt, the legs are melted and piped then adhered on with additional melted candy melts. Mini chocolate chips for the eyes.
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Sno wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:58 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:44 pm

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Deets on those candy spiders?
Just candy melts. They're little colored candy discs that melt and can be used for firm piping. Sort of the consistency of white chocolate. The spider body is just one candy melt, the legs are melted and piped then adhered on with additional melted candy melts. Mini chocolate chips for the eyes.

GET THAT DELICIOUS SHIT OUTTA HERE
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I used to be a manager at Godiva. We were required to try out all the stuff. I'm a master of dipping strawberries and various other things in chocolate.
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Acid666 wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:29 pm
Sno wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:58 pm

Just candy melts. They're little colored candy discs that melt and can be used for firm piping. Sort of the consistency of white chocolate. The spider body is just one candy melt, the legs are melted and piped then adhered on with additional melted candy melts. Mini chocolate chips for the eyes.

GET THAT DELICIOUS SHIT OUTTA HERE
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I used to be a manager at Godiva. We were required to try out all the stuff. I'm a master of dipping strawberries and various other things in chocolate.
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Sno wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:58 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:44 pm

:dat:

Deets on those candy spiders?
Just candy melts. They're little colored candy discs that melt and can be used for firm piping. Sort of the consistency of white chocolate. The spider body is just one candy melt, the legs are melted and piped then adhered on with additional melted candy melts. Mini chocolate chips for the eyes.
:impressive: :science:
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GET THAT DELICIOUS SHIT OUTTA HERE
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I used to be a manager at Godiva. We were required to try out all the stuff. I'm a master of dipping strawberries and various other things in chocolate.
:hubba:
Best job for a 20-something heterosexual with any testosterone in their system. It was in the mall, which sucked... But we dipped the strawberries daily and usually nightly we'd have to write them off and throw them out. ORRRRRRRRRRRRR you could bribe the hot girls at Bath & Body works and various other places to plant the seed for pannie droppin' later on
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Acid666 wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:48 pm
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:hubba:
Best job for a 20-something heterosexual with any testosterone in their system. It was in the mall, which sucked... But we dipped the strawberries daily and usually nightly we'd have to write them off and throw them out. ORRRRRRRRRRRRR you could bribe the hot girls at Bath & Body works and various other places to plant the seed for pannie droppin' later on
The game is strong with this one.
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Apex wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:50 pm
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Best job for a 20-something heterosexual with any testosterone in their system. It was in the mall, which sucked... But we dipped the strawberries daily and usually nightly we'd have to write them off and throw them out. ORRRRRRRRRRRRR you could bribe the hot girls at Bath & Body works and various other places to plant the seed for pannie droppin' later on
The game is strong with this one.
You wouldn't believe how many girls I was talking to at the same time because these chicks wanted chocolate covered strawberries.
I had a damn near delivery service with those things on Friday nights.
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*OMG REALLY!!??!?!?*

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Apex wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:50 pm
Acid666 wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:48 pm

Best job for a 20-something heterosexual with any testosterone in their system. It was in the mall, which sucked... But we dipped the strawberries daily and usually nightly we'd have to write them off and throw them out. ORRRRRRRRRRRRR you could bribe the hot girls at Bath & Body works and various other places to plant the seed for pannie droppin' later on
The game is strong with this one.
:dat: :impressive: game
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Irish wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2017 4:35 pm Chicken, Shrimp and Andoille Jambalaya

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