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Dumb Shit Ray Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:08 pm
by dubshow
In this glorious thread, I will track the stupid shit my dad buys. This will not include the copart fleet. Just random shit he blows money on in futile :waxer: attempts.

This week: a carbon bike that doesn't fit him. Because he never road his old bike from the early 2000s, he needed a new one.

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Components seem :flaccid: front suspension is weak sauce.

Price was $1250 best I can tell from amazon.

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:24 pm
by fledonfoot
I thought that fork said "BOING" down the right leg :lol:

But ouch.

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:24 pm
by Apex
[user not found] wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:19 pm What the fuck brand is that?

:nope:
:dat:

:wtf:

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:24 pm
by Apex
fledonfoot wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:24 pm I thought that fork said "BOING" down the right leg :lol:

But ouch.
:lolol:

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:25 pm
by goIftdibrad
this thread will be fantastic.

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:56 pm
by Do Work, Son
I won't ride a bike without a Fox fork. My Fox cost as much as the rest of my bike and it's just lovely.

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:14 pm
by goIftdibrad
Is this just new stuff or can we bring up past purchases?

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:38 pm
by dubshow
This weekend, his home brew shit will be here. I gather he has spent about $1500 in brew shit.

2 1/4 kegs +c02
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a fucking 10gal SS brew pot...

im not sure what else but he went full tard and thinks he will be making 10gal batches of beer. Ive tried to convince him for his first brew, to take it simple, make a small 5 gal batch and use a kit to learn the basics.

:nope:

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Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:39 pm
by dubshow
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:14 pm Is this just new stuff or can we bring up past purchases?
anything is fair game. My delay, is work and searching for images of shit he has bought.

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:44 pm
by dubshow
A few months ago, he got a HF plasma cutter... No real reason. I mean, its :notbad: but there just wasn't a need.

Its still in the box. Thats $1k.

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Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:46 pm
by goIftdibrad
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:38 pm This weekend, his home brew shit will be here. I gather he has spent about $1500 in brew shit.

2 1/4 kegs +c02
taps
a fucking 10gal SS brew pot...

im not sure what else but he went full tard and thinks he will be making 10gal batches of beer. Ive tried to convince him for his first brew, to take it simple, make a small 5 gal batch and use a kit to learn the basics.

:nope:

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:lolgasm:

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:46 pm
by troyguitar
I kind of want to buy a cheapass welder and try to burn my house down. Welding would be such a handy skill.

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:47 pm
by Desertbreh
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:38 pm This weekend, his home brew shit will be here. I gather he has spent about $1500 in brew shit.

2 1/4 kegs +c02
taps
a fucking 10gal SS brew pot...

im not sure what else but he went full tard and thinks he will be making 10gal batches of beer. Ive tried to convince him for his first brew, to take it simple, make a small 5 gal batch and use a kit to learn the basics.

:nope:

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There's not a damn thing wrong with this buy.

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:49 pm
by dubshow
His house has 2 ac units. He bought 2 different "smart" thermostats that arent smart together. :disgust:

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:49 pm
by dubshow
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:47 pm
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:38 pm This weekend, his home brew shit will be here. I gather he has spent about $1500 in brew shit.

2 1/4 kegs +c02
taps
a fucking 10gal SS brew pot...

im not sure what else but he went full tard and thinks he will be making 10gal batches of beer. Ive tried to convince him for his first brew, to take it simple, make a small 5 gal batch and use a kit to learn the basics.

:nope:

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There's not a damn thing wrong with this buy.
its just the copious amounts of bullshit he already has. A man with unlimited hobbies. Many he tries only once.

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:50 pm
by Desertbreh
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:49 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:47 pm

There's not a damn thing wrong with this buy.
its just the copious amounts of bullshit he already has. A man with unlimited hobbies. Many he tries only once.
Totally understood. I will back him on anything that produces alcohol doe.

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:53 pm
by dubshow
he bought a broken used golf course reel mower for super fine cuts. Paid $1500. drove a weekend to Arkansas...

spent a chunk fixing it. It half way works. He has never used it because it doesnt cut as well as his HD diesel mower or the batwing tractor...

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Re: Dumb Shit Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:56 pm
by goIftdibrad
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:49 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:47 pm

There's not a damn thing wrong with this buy.
its just the copious amounts of bullshit he already has. A man with unlimited hobbies. Many he tries only once.
:dat:

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:57 pm
by Desertbreh
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:53 pm he bought a broken used golf course reel mower for super fine cuts. Paid $1500. drove a weekend to Arkansas...

spent a chunk fixing it. It half way works. He has never used it because it doesnt cut as well as his HD diesel mower or the batwing tractor...

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Refresh my memory, is it your mother who purchased a golf course?

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:58 pm
by dubshow
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:57 pm
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:53 pm he bought a broken used golf course reel mower for super fine cuts. Paid $1500. drove a weekend to Arkansas...

spent a chunk fixing it. It half way works. He has never used it because it doesnt cut as well as his HD diesel mower or the batwing tractor...

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Refresh my memory, is it your mother who purchased a golf course?
it is. and they hate each other. one parent has nothing to do with the other one. my dad does have an affinity for the idea of golf and cutting grass.

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:59 pm
by goIftdibrad
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:58 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:57 pm

Refresh my memory, is it your mother who purchased a golf course?
it is. and they hate each other. one parent has nothing to do with the other one. my dad does have an affinity for the idea of golf and cutting grass.
pic of RayRay in his yooth
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Re: Dumb Shit Ray Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:00 pm
by Desertbreh
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:58 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:57 pm

Refresh my memory, is it your mother who purchased a golf course?
it is. and they hate each other. one parent has nothing to do with the other one. my dad does have an affinity for the idea of golf and cutting grass.
Just pointing out some irony. Probably no point in trying to take dad's unused mower out to the gc. How is the golf course project going, btw? Operational?

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:30 pm
by wap
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:59 pm
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:58 pm

it is. and they hate each other. one parent has nothing to do with the other one. my dad does have an affinity for the idea of golf and cutting grass.
pic of RayRay in his yooth
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:lolol:

This thread has much potential.

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:56 pm
by goIftdibrad
black audi tt.jpg

buys car with bad trans at good deal. Buys wrong trans. buys wrong clutch. car is no longer good deal.

car has sat for at least 2 years.

Re: Dumb Shit Ray Ray Buys

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 4:49 pm
by SixSpeeder
This thread is 5/7.