2018 GMC Terrain unveiled!

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Melon wrote:How does bigness meet CAFE?
Legit curious, I'm not very familiar with all the regs.
CAFE is calculated by footprint and volume. If you have a large vehicle with huge interior volume that gets decent fuel economy, that's better than a large vehicle with less volume and the same fuel economy. In the case of the Tahoe, it's worse volume capacity AND FE, which is a tough sell. Tahoe drags down CAFE because of it's FE, which is why they're so expensive to keep volume in check. They have a place for families that want to tow, but the Traverse is intended to replace the Tahoe for families that just want a big vehicle to derp.

And I think it does that well. I'd drive one if I spawned. It looks 5/7 to me for a family hauler. :iono:
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Detroit wrote:
Melon wrote:How does bigness meet CAFE?
Legit curious, I'm not very familiar with all the regs.
CAFE is calculated by footprint and volume. If you have a large vehicle with huge interior volume that gets decent fuel economy, that's better than a large vehicle with less volume and the same fuel economy. In the case of the Tahoe, it's worse volume capacity AND FE, which is a tough sell. Tahoe drags down CAFE because of it's FE, which is why they're so expensive to keep volume in check. They have a place for families that want to tow, but the Traverse is intended to replace the Tahoe for families that just want a big vehicle to derp.

And I think it does that well. I'd drive one if I spawned. It looks 5/7 to me for a family hauler. :iono:
Got it, whats the FE for the Traverse?
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Melon wrote:
Detroit wrote: CAFE is calculated by footprint and volume. If you have a large vehicle with huge interior volume that gets decent fuel economy, that's better than a large vehicle with less volume and the same fuel economy. In the case of the Tahoe, it's worse volume capacity AND FE, which is a tough sell. Tahoe drags down CAFE because of it's FE, which is why they're so expensive to keep volume in check. They have a place for families that want to tow, but the Traverse is intended to replace the Tahoe for families that just want a big vehicle to derp.

And I think it does that well. I'd drive one if I spawned. It looks 5/7 to me for a family hauler. :iono:
Got it, whats the FE for the Traverse?
25mpg hwy with a FWD V6.
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:notbad: for a big ol bruiser.
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Melon wrote::notbad: for a big ol bruiser.
Especially with a 6-cyl.

The 4-banger might be even better...
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My sister leased a 13 terrain and just got a 16. Definitely like the looks of hers over the update
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It isn't horrible in terms of looks. Imo also the powerplants etc make sense ...
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maxtdi wrote:It isn't horrible in terms of looks. Imo also the powerplants etc make sense ...
:bruh:
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Melon wrote:
maxtdi wrote:It isn't horrible in terms of looks. Imo also the powerplants etc make sense ...
:bruh:
This is a vehicle for breeders. A minivan without the minivan shape. :wtf: else you want ?
None of you guys are going to buy it... you're not the target here
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Dat ninja edit.
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maxtdi wrote:
Melon wrote:
:bruh:
This is a vehicle for breeders. A minivan without the minivan shape. :wtf: else you want ?
None of you guys are going to buy it... you're not the target here
You're 100% right, it's nothing I'd ever buy.
I'm just str8 h8n
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Melon wrote:That thing looks terrible.

Looks like an emorphous blob with no purpose whatsoever. And why the shrinking rear quarter panel window?
WHY GM WHY? Let's make it harder for people to see in the name of "styling"

I think this was my only real complaint about the MKV GTI. The rear windows angled upwards and created that blind spot. I was used to checking the hell out of my sides because I've always had dark dark tint, but I always awaited for that dreaded *honk* for when I trusted myself too much and didn't look twice back there.
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Detroit wrote:
Melon wrote:

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Tahoe 2.0
It's probably bigger inside than the Tahoe, even.

But that's by design for CAFE.
Nice looking for what it is. That back seat looks to have some legroom.
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Johnny_P wrote:Also. What the SHIT is this?

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That's gonna get some kids killed before they fix it
Purse goes in center console. Hit the brakes somewhat hard. Purse pushes N, driver doesn't know. Crash because couldn't accelerate out of the way because the car is in N or rolls backwards.
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Detroit wrote:Equinox is the Terrain equivalent. Previously revealed:
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Oh wow, that looks pretty gut.
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I know which one I'd pick out of these two. Hint: Not the GMC.
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I'm done here.
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That's horrible.
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Dat face. :gag:
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I honestly don't think it's that bad. I guess that's the :koolaid: talking. :(
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I saw one while driving home yesterday, it's :notbad: in person.
TBH it's pretty uninteresting.
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Melon wrote:I saw one while driving home yesterday, it's :notbad: in person.
TBH it's pretty uninteresting.
:wat: did you see?
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Detroit wrote:
Melon wrote:I saw one while driving home yesterday, it's :notbad: in person.
TBH it's pretty uninteresting.
:wat: did you see?
In confused too
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Detroit wrote:
Melon wrote:I saw one while driving home yesterday, it's :notbad: in person.
TBH it's pretty uninteresting.
:wat: did you see?
The GMC Terrain that is the subject of this thread.
Lest I saw something that looked insanely similar. (I know it's an '18 model)
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Melon wrote:
Detroit wrote: :wat: did you see?
The GMC Terrain that is the subject of this thread.
Lest I saw something that looked insanely similar. (I know it's an '18 model)
:notsure:

I haven't seen one yet and I work at the engineering center. I usually see stuff before it's revealed.

Or, :melon: luck.
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I'm 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% Sure that's what I saw.
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