Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

[Desertbreh]

As an aside I have no idea how many things can go wrong with this car.......it has less than 100K on it.

I assume electrical? My dad has a Bonneville GXP, which is the same platform, and it was riddled with electrical issues, then the HG on the Northstar started going around 90k miles.

Not really. Power steering pump/hoses, leaking valve covers, shit that should be happening to to 250K mile cars. She doesn't tell me the truth because it drives me fucking crazy and and I want to throw her in the trunk and go to a Toyota dealer but that's not the way it works. I asked her why there was tape goo on her roof. "Because the seal around the door is cracked so when it rains my door fills with water." She's just watching me when she says this to see if my eyes dialate or my head starts actually spinning around.

[D Griff]

Well in her defense it rarely rains there?

[CaleDeRoo]

My friend's 2020 Lotus also had a door that filled with water when it rained. Helps give that deep THUD like a true luxury car. Keep the Lucerne

[Desertbreh]

Well in her defense it rarely rains there?

No Dan. There is no defense to accepting a door panel that fills with water without repairing it. There is a procedure called a "car wash" which would also produce similiar negative results.

[Desertbreh]

My friend's 2020 Lotus also had a door that filled with water when it rained. Helps give that deep THUD like a true luxury car. Keep the Lucerne

Le Sigh

[wap]

Well in her defense it rarely rains there?

No Dan. There is no defense to accepting a door panel that fills with water without repairing it. There is a procedure called a "car wash" which would also produce similiar negative results.

[SAWCE]

Well in her defense it rarely rains there?

No Dan. There is no defense to accepting a door panel that fills with water without repairing it. There is a procedure called a "car wash" which would also produce similiar negative results.

I obviously don’t know this woman, but from what you’ve said, I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that she doesn’t wash the car regularly enough for that to be of concern any more than rain is..

[Desertbreh]

No Dan. There is no defense to accepting a door panel that fills with water without repairing it. There is a procedure called a "car wash" which would also produce similiar negative results.

I obviously don’t know this woman, but from what you’ve said, I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that she doesn’t wash the car regularly enough for that to be of concern any more than rain is..

Look motherfuckers, one single episode of having water sloshing around in your door like its a bathtub is all hands on deck gotta fix this thing right fucking now. There is no planet where her behavior is 1) acceptable or b) normal.

[CaleDeRoo]

I obviously don’t know this woman, but from what you’ve said, I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that she doesn’t wash the car regularly enough for that to be of concern any more than rain is..

Look motherfuckers, one single episode of having water sloshing around in your door like its a bathtub is all hands on deck gotta fix this thing right fucking now. There is no planet where her behavior is 1) acceptable or b) normal.

Replace the paralegal

[Desertbreh]

She continues to taunt me. She wants to go look at a 2013 Nissan Sentra SR, with 63,000 miles on it listed for $11,500.00. Instead of simply biting the bullet on a new Corolla that will run long after she is dead and buried, she wants to buy a plastic Nissan with CVT that will explode in 2 years. That is $500 more than I paid for an Aryan missile that will last to 400K miles and do 150 in the left lane all the way to Maine.

[Desertbreh]

Look motherfuckers, one single episode of having water sloshing around in your door like its a bathtub is all hands on deck gotta fix this thing right fucking now. There is no planet where her behavior is 1) acceptable or b) normal.

Replace the paralegal

Woman is a baller at her job.

[golftdibrad1]

She continues to taunt me. She wants to go look at a 2013 Nissan Sentra SR, with 63,000 miles on it listed for $11,500.00. Instead of simply biting the bullet on a new Corolla that will run long after she is dead and buried, she wants to buy a plastic Nissan with CVT that will explode in 2 years. That is $500 more than I paid for an Aryan missile that will last to 400K miles and do 150 in the left lane all the way to Maine.

at least steer her to used corolla?

[Desertbreh]

She continues to taunt me. She wants to go look at a 2013 Nissan Sentra SR, with 63,000 miles on it listed for $11,500.00. Instead of simply biting the bullet on a new Corolla that will run long after she is dead and buried, she wants to buy a plastic Nissan with CVT that will explode in 2 years. That is $500 more than I paid for an Aryan missile that will last to 400K miles and do 150 in the left lane all the way to Maine.

at least steer her to used corolla?

They all have f!$#!@ing retarded prices. Cars with 62K miles on them for the price of new.

[SAWCE]

I obviously don’t know this woman, but from what you’ve said, I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that she doesn’t wash the car regularly enough for that to be of concern any more than rain is..

Look motherfuckers, one single episode of having water sloshing around in your door like its a bathtub is all hands on deck gotta fix this thing right fucking now. There is no planet where her behavior is 1) acceptable or b) normal.

Oh I completely agree.. but you know, with the exception of Val, womenz, brah.

[Desertbreh]

Look motherfuckers, one single episode of having water sloshing around in your door like its a bathtub is all hands on deck gotta fix this thing right fucking now. There is no planet where her behavior is 1) acceptable or b) normal.

Oh I completely agree.. but you know, with the exception of Val, womenz, brah.

Not letting the whole gender off the hook either.

[Valkyrie]

I'm lazy about maintenance now that I don't drive. Haven't washed a car in a few years besides occasionally running a shop vac inside. I gave away a bunch of tools 2 years ago before the move. The car has had a front wheel bearing or axle on the way out for at least a year.

[CaleDeRoo]

That gen Nissan Sentra is the only rental car my mom has ever returned for being so shitty. My mom, who at the time was driving a 2006 Subaru Legacy, returned a 2018 Nissan Sentra to Enterprise because she hated it.

[MexicanYarisTK]

She continues to taunt me. She wants to go look at a 2013 Nissan Sentra SR, with 63,000 miles on it listed for $11,500.00. Instead of simply biting the bullet on a new Corolla that will run long after she is dead and buried, she wants to buy a plastic Nissan with CVT that will explode in 2 years. That is $500 more than I paid for an Aryan missile that will last to 400K miles and do 150 in the left lane all the way to Maine.

Its her decision, a bad idea, but if she wants it and wants to make that decision and so be it, then tell her dont come crying to me when shit hits the fan

[Desertbreh]

She continues to taunt me. She wants to go look at a 2013 Nissan Sentra SR, with 63,000 miles on it listed for $11,500.00. Instead of simply biting the bullet on a new Corolla that will run long after she is dead and buried, she wants to buy a plastic Nissan with CVT that will explode in 2 years. That is $500 more than I paid for an Aryan missile that will last to 400K miles and do 150 in the left lane all the way to Maine.

Its her decision, a bad idea, but if she wants it and wants to make that decision and so be it, then tell her dont come crying to me when shit hits the fan

Yes, adults get to make their own decisions. If we just accepted this premise and shrugged our shoulders, 90% of the content in this forum would vanish.

[SAWCE]

Its her decision, a bad idea, but if she wants it and wants to make that decision and so be it, then tell her dont come crying to me when shit hits the fan

Yes, adults get to make their own decisions. If we just accepted this premise and shrugged our shoulders, 90% of the content in this forum would vanish.

If I can’t tell someone they’re wrong then there is no point to life.

[Desertbreh]

Yes, adults get to make their own decisions. If we just accepted this premise and shrugged our shoulders, 90% of the content in this forum would vanish.

If I can’t tell someone they’re wrong then there is no point to life.

The path of the righteous man needs a navigator.

[Valkyrie]

I mainly use the internet for learning how I'm about stuff. That and cat videos.

[Desertbreh]

She is off to test drive the Nissan, which has an asking price of $11,500. She is a faithful follower of the LJC. If he truly existed, he would start an electrical fire in that car before her arrival.

[Desertbreh]

She actually drove a 2017 Altima with 39K miles. I could live with that.

[Desertbreh]

Saturday is a 2013 Buick Verano