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Poverty Pole

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:14 pm
by max225
Who here drives the shittiest car on the daily, (could be spouses car if at least 25% of the miles put on it are yours).
I nominated my spouses lovely ride here, that she refuses to get a hold of, as it is the first car she paid off (6 years ago) :pout:
Worth a whopping $5000-6000 115k mile although meticulously maintained 2.4KA 5AT Acura TSX.
I put about 80% of miles on that car at the moment since we're cucking at home and whenever we go places I drive.

WHOSE :scrooge: mobile rules supreme! Be the 2022 DFD :scrooge: master

Accepting nominees here and will be voted on thereafter.

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:25 pm
by wap
:popcorn:
I'm out. My Blue Meanie is too new and has too cool of a color to be called shitty, and her 2 year old H is too nice to make this list.

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:40 pm
by Johnny_P
The Cmax would have won this competition last year for sure.

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:41 pm
by fledonfoot
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:40 pm The Cmax would have won this competition last year for sure.
I’d vote for the Honda on principle 😂

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:44 pm
by max225
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:40 pm The Cmax would have won this competition last year for sure.
Time flies and rides get nicer. Can’t submit it now… but it would have been a solid contender…

There is Dbests softcore “trashcan “ but :notsure: how much it gets driven

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm
by wap
Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm
by D Griff
I’d nominate Irish’s GTI. I can’t imagine a GTI is too pleasant at almost 200k miles.

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm
by wap
D Griff wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm I’d nominate Irish’s GTI. I can’t imagine a GTI is too pleasant at almost 200k miles.
Oh, good call. Where's he been lately, BTW?

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:08 pm
by wap
:sawce: 's Elantra?

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:26 pm
by max225
wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:08 pm:sawce: 's Elantra?
It’s kinda newish doe … but I could add

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:27 pm
by max225
wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
Does he drive it though ? Stipulation is you actually gotta dd it

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:46 pm
by wap
max225 wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:27 pm
wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
Does he drive it though ? Stipulation is you actually gotta dd it
:notsure: He may not :iono:

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:58 pm
by razr390
wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
2014 Jetta with 7x,xxx miles. Not the biggest shitbox here TBH

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:59 pm
by razr390
max225 wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:27 pm
wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
Does he drive it though ? Stipulation is you actually gotta dd it
I only drive it when my car is not operable or if I take it 1-2 days a month to get the fluids moving

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 11:05 pm
by max225
razr390 wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:58 pm
wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
2014 Jetta with 7x,xxx miles. Not the biggest shitbox here TBH
Seems a bit superior to the tsx in at least newness wise and mileage and not DDed by :cop:
So no bueno

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 5:11 am
by Tar
At this moment in time I don't even have a car. I'd take the TSX over a bus pass (effective 2/24)

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 5:50 am
by D Griff
wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:08 pm:sawce: 's Elantra?
Personally, I’d go:
:manuel: Elantra > TSX auto >> 200k mile tuned GTI. That is just a ticking time bomb.

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 5:52 am
by D Griff
wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
Same year as my car :foreveralone:

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:46 am
by Johnny_P
fledonfoot wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:41 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:40 pm The Cmax would have won this competition last year for sure.
I’d vote for the Honda on principle 😂
This

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:29 am
by Desertbreh
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:46 am
fledonfoot wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:41 pm

I’d vote for the Honda on principle 😂
This
It's not a fucking Honda guys. ACUWA!!

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:33 am
by Desertbreh
I nominate my 2006 (16 years old, GASP) E350 with 103K miles. Currently on Quick Jack because I initiated an oil change without a new crush washer. :sad: Ordered 7 from FCP Euro and bunch of other shit as long as I was at it. It's clean, but nobody may drive an older car on the reg. I mix it in 50% of the time. I will concede Irish's 200K mile GTI is a way bigger piece of shit though. Unless Ron owned it.

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:34 am
by max225
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:29 am
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:46 am

This
It's not a fucking Honda guys. ACUWA!!
:bruh: read again. A man who just spent 20k miles in hybrid Corolla is attempting rake Johnny over the coals for driving an appliance due to family need

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:36 am
by max225
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:33 am I nominate my 2006 (16 years old, GASP) E350 with 103K miles. Currently on Quick Jack because I initiated an oil change without a new crush washer. :sad: Ordered 7 from FCP Euro and bunch of other shit as long as I was at it. It's clean, but nobody may drive an older car on the reg. I mix it in 50% of the time. I will concede Irish's 200K mile GTI is a way bigger piece of shit though. Unless Ron owned it.
This is a solid contender although arguably a nicer car

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:37 am
by Desertbreh
max225 wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:34 am
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:29 am

It's not a fucking Honda guys. ACUWA!!
:bruh: read again. A man who just spent 20k miles in hybrid Corolla is attempting rake Johnny over the coals for driving an appliance due to family need
So who's got the Honda?

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:38 am
by max225
Tar wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 5:11 am At this moment in time I don't even have a car. I'd take the TSX over a bus pass (effective 2/24)
So what are you driving ?