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Who has the shittiest ride of them all?

2010 TSX with 115k miles
2
22%
2006 E350 with 103k miles
0
No votes
2018 Elantra
4
44%
2001 S4 BEATR
2
22%
Irish gti
1
11%
Write in 6
0
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Who here drives the shittiest car on the daily, (could be spouses car if at least 25% of the miles put on it are yours).
I nominated my spouses lovely ride here, that she refuses to get a hold of, as it is the first car she paid off (6 years ago) :pout:
Worth a whopping $5000-6000 115k mile although meticulously maintained 2.4KA 5AT Acura TSX.
I put about 80% of miles on that car at the moment since we're cucking at home and whenever we go places I drive.

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Accepting nominees here and will be voted on thereafter.
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I'm out. My Blue Meanie is too new and has too cool of a color to be called shitty, and her 2 year old H is too nice to make this list.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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The Cmax would have won this competition last year for sure.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:40 pm The Cmax would have won this competition last year for sure.
I’d vote for the Honda on principle 😂
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:40 pm The Cmax would have won this competition last year for sure.
Time flies and rides get nicer. Can’t submit it now… but it would have been a solid contender…

There is Dbests softcore “trashcan “ but :notsure: how much it gets driven
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Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
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I’d nominate Irish’s GTI. I can’t imagine a GTI is too pleasant at almost 200k miles.
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D Griff wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm I’d nominate Irish’s GTI. I can’t imagine a GTI is too pleasant at almost 200k miles.
Oh, good call. Where's he been lately, BTW?
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:sawce: 's Elantra?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:08 pm:sawce: 's Elantra?
It’s kinda newish doe … but I could add
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wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
Does he drive it though ? Stipulation is you actually gotta dd it
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max225 wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:27 pm
wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
Does he drive it though ? Stipulation is you actually gotta dd it
:notsure: He may not :iono:
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wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
2014 Jetta with 7x,xxx miles. Not the biggest shitbox here TBH
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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max225 wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:27 pm
wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
Does he drive it though ? Stipulation is you actually gotta dd it
I only drive it when my car is not operable or if I take it 1-2 days a month to get the fluids moving
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:58 pm
wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
2014 Jetta with 7x,xxx miles. Not the biggest shitbox here TBH
Seems a bit superior to the tsx in at least newness wise and mileage and not DDed by :cop:
So no bueno
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At this moment in time I don't even have a car. I'd take the TSX over a bus pass (effective 2/24)
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wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:08 pm:sawce: 's Elantra?
Personally, I’d go:
:manuel: Elantra > TSX auto >> 200k mile tuned GTI. That is just a ticking time bomb.
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wap wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:07 pm Doesn't Trudy's :tits: drive some old Jetta? That's gotta be a contender? :iono:
Same year as my car :foreveralone:
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fledonfoot wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:41 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:40 pm The Cmax would have won this competition last year for sure.
I’d vote for the Honda on principle 😂
This
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:46 am
fledonfoot wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:41 pm

I’d vote for the Honda on principle 😂
This
It's not a fucking Honda guys. ACUWA!!
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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I nominate my 2006 (16 years old, GASP) E350 with 103K miles. Currently on Quick Jack because I initiated an oil change without a new crush washer. :sad: Ordered 7 from FCP Euro and bunch of other shit as long as I was at it. It's clean, but nobody may drive an older car on the reg. I mix it in 50% of the time. I will concede Irish's 200K mile GTI is a way bigger piece of shit though. Unless Ron owned it.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:29 am
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:46 am

This
It's not a fucking Honda guys. ACUWA!!
:bruh: read again. A man who just spent 20k miles in hybrid Corolla is attempting rake Johnny over the coals for driving an appliance due to family need
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:33 am I nominate my 2006 (16 years old, GASP) E350 with 103K miles. Currently on Quick Jack because I initiated an oil change without a new crush washer. :sad: Ordered 7 from FCP Euro and bunch of other shit as long as I was at it. It's clean, but nobody may drive an older car on the reg. I mix it in 50% of the time. I will concede Irish's 200K mile GTI is a way bigger piece of shit though. Unless Ron owned it.
This is a solid contender although arguably a nicer car
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max225 wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:34 am
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:29 am

It's not a fucking Honda guys. ACUWA!!
:bruh: read again. A man who just spent 20k miles in hybrid Corolla is attempting rake Johnny over the coals for driving an appliance due to family need
So who's got the Honda?
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Tar wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 5:11 am At this moment in time I don't even have a car. I'd take the TSX over a bus pass (effective 2/24)
So what are you driving ?
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