OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong

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Hansgustaf wrote:And in other news - I just wiped another dudes butt after he dropped yuge loges...

Fap to that..

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Thedude wrote:I have the strange urge to dress like a wizard today.
You're a wizard, Larry!
I loled
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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lagunasecaballs wrote:So this was from like 5 pages ago because you guys are a bunch of chatty assholes, but the worst lay I've ever had was from a great dancer. That dancing = sex thing is totally not true.
Female dancers are flexible...which is far more useful than a male dancer, unless you were talking about a female...

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Johnny_P wrote:
Detroit wrote: Female dancers are flexible...which is far more useful than a male dancer, unless you were talking about a female...

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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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lagunasecaballs wrote:So this was from like 5 pages ago because you guys are a bunch of chatty assholes, but the worst lay I've ever had was from a great dancer. That dancing = sex thing is totally not true.
They were exclusively referring to twerking.
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Calvinball wrote:
lagunasecaballs wrote:So this was from like 5 pages ago because you guys are a bunch of chatty assholes, but the worst lay I've ever had was from a great dancer. That dancing = sex thing is totally not true.
They were exclusively referring to twerking.
Club "dancing" :rolleyes: :gag:
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I am so behind on work it's not even funny.

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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Johnny_P wrote:
Calvinball wrote: They were exclusively referring to twerking.
Club "dancing" :rolleyes: :gag:
Essentially sex with clothes on.
Which is more teasing than fun. :nope:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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I like dancing and sex.
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D Griff wrote:I like dancing and sex.
You would. :sissyfight:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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OT getting busy on a Friday. :megusta:
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razr390 wrote:I am so behind on work it's not even funny.

Skress
Is skress something the kids say these days?
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D Griff wrote:I like dancing and sex.
I just don't like clubbing.

But wedding dancing? IN.
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Calvinball wrote:
razr390 wrote:I am so behind on work it's not even funny.

Skress
Is skress something the kids say these days?
Must be. Damned millennials.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Apex wrote:OT getting busy on a Friday. :megusta:
It's a surrogate for working. I'm on vacation, but need to be online for the next 2 hours or so.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Apex wrote:OT getting busy on a Friday. :megusta:
It's a surrogate for working. I'm on vacation, but need to be online for the next 2 hours or so.
Yeah, I've been putting out fires all day. And now I don't feel like doing anything but catch up on DFD.
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Detroit wrote: It's a surrogate for working. I'm on vacation, but need to be online for the next 2 hours or so.
Yeah, I've been putting out fires all day. And now I don't feel like doing anything but catch up on DFD.
Get to work.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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I have a bunch of stuff to do, but nothing that's urgent. So, I'll DFD until vacation is official. Then DFD some more.

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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote:I have a bunch of stuff to do, but nothing that's urgent. So, I'll DFD until vacation is official. Then DFD some more.

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I got more done this morning than most of my co-workers all week.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Boss is gone, he left early
1 guy out sick
1 guy had to take his preggers GF to doctor so he's gone
1 guy scheduled to leave early today
1 guy crashed his car this morning so he's dealing with that

I have like 2 people here. Nothing getting done today.

I want ice cream.
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Johnny_P wrote:Boss is gone, he left early
1 guy out sick
1 guy had to take his preggers GF to doctor so he's gone
1 guy scheduled to leave early today
1 guy crashed his car this morning so he's dealing with that

I have like 2 people here. Nothing getting done today.

I want ice cream.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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balius wrote: You're a wizard, Larry!
I loled
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