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Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 5:38 pm
by Desertbreh
CaleDeRoo wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 5:28 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 12:50 pm As an aside I have no idea how many things can go wrong with this car.......it has less than 100K on it.
I assume electrical? My dad has a Bonneville GXP, which is the same platform, and it was riddled with electrical issues, then the HG on the Northstar started going around 90k miles.
Not really. Power steering pump/hoses, leaking valve covers, shit that should be happening to to 250K mile cars. She doesn't tell me the truth because it drives me fucking crazy and and I want to throw her in the trunk and go to a Toyota dealer but that's not the way it works. I asked her why there was tape goo on her roof. "Because the seal around the door is cracked so when it rains my door fills with water." She's just watching me when she says this to see if my eyes dialate or my head starts actually spinning around.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:00 pm
by D Griff
Well in her defense it rarely rains there?

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 5:50 am
by CaleDeRoo
My friend's 2020 Lotus also had a door that filled with water when it rained. Helps give that deep THUD like a true luxury car. Keep the Lucerne

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 10:38 am
by Desertbreh
D Griff wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:00 pm Well in her defense it rarely rains there?
No Dan. There is no defense to accepting a door panel that fills with water without repairing it. There is a procedure called a "car wash" which would also produce similiar negative results.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 10:42 am
by Desertbreh
CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 5:50 am My friend's 2020 Lotus also had a door that filled with water when it rained. Helps give that deep THUD like a true luxury car. Keep the Lucerne
Le Sigh

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 10:49 am
by wap
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 10:38 am
D Griff wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:00 pm Well in her defense it rarely rains there?
No Dan. There is no defense to accepting a door panel that fills with water without repairing it. There is a procedure called a "car wash" which would also produce similiar negative results.
:science:

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:42 pm
by SAWCE
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 10:38 am
D Griff wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:00 pm Well in her defense it rarely rains there?
No Dan. There is no defense to accepting a door panel that fills with water without repairing it. There is a procedure called a "car wash" which would also produce similiar negative results.
I obviously don’t know this woman, but from what you’ve said, I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that she doesn’t wash the car regularly enough for that to be of concern any more than rain is..

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:51 pm
by Desertbreh
SAWCE wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:42 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 10:38 am

No Dan. There is no defense to accepting a door panel that fills with water without repairing it. There is a procedure called a "car wash" which would also produce similiar negative results.
I obviously don’t know this woman, but from what you’ve said, I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that she doesn’t wash the car regularly enough for that to be of concern any more than rain is..
Look motherfuckers, one single episode of having water sloshing around in your door like its a bathtub is all hands on deck gotta fix this thing right fucking now. There is no planet where her behavior is 1) acceptable or b) normal.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:53 pm
by CaleDeRoo
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:51 pm
SAWCE wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:42 pm

I obviously don’t know this woman, but from what you’ve said, I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that she doesn’t wash the car regularly enough for that to be of concern any more than rain is..
Look motherfuckers, one single episode of having water sloshing around in your door like its a bathtub is all hands on deck gotta fix this thing right fucking now. There is no planet where her behavior is 1) acceptable or b) normal.
Replace the paralegal

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:57 pm
by Desertbreh
She continues to taunt me. She wants to go look at a 2013 Nissan Sentra SR, with 63,000 miles on it listed for $11,500.00. Instead of simply biting the bullet on a new Corolla that will run long after she is dead and buried, she wants to buy a plastic Nissan with CVT that will explode in 2 years. That is $500 more than I paid for an Aryan missile that will last to 400K miles and do 150 in the left lane all the way to Maine.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:57 pm
by Desertbreh
CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:53 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:51 pm

Look motherfuckers, one single episode of having water sloshing around in your door like its a bathtub is all hands on deck gotta fix this thing right fucking now. There is no planet where her behavior is 1) acceptable or b) normal.
Replace the paralegal
Woman is a baller at her job.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 1:03 pm
by golftdibrad1
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:57 pm She continues to taunt me. She wants to go look at a 2013 Nissan Sentra SR, with 63,000 miles on it listed for $11,500.00. Instead of simply biting the bullet on a new Corolla that will run long after she is dead and buried, she wants to buy a plastic Nissan with CVT that will explode in 2 years. That is $500 more than I paid for an Aryan missile that will last to 400K miles and do 150 in the left lane all the way to Maine.
:lolol:

at least steer her to used corolla?

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 1:09 pm
by Desertbreh
golftdibrad1 wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 1:03 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:57 pm She continues to taunt me. She wants to go look at a 2013 Nissan Sentra SR, with 63,000 miles on it listed for $11,500.00. Instead of simply biting the bullet on a new Corolla that will run long after she is dead and buried, she wants to buy a plastic Nissan with CVT that will explode in 2 years. That is $500 more than I paid for an Aryan missile that will last to 400K miles and do 150 in the left lane all the way to Maine.
:lolol:

at least steer her to used corolla?
They all have f!$#!@ing retarded prices. Cars with 62K miles on them for the price of new.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 2:55 pm
by SAWCE
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:51 pm
SAWCE wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:42 pm

I obviously don’t know this woman, but from what you’ve said, I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that she doesn’t wash the car regularly enough for that to be of concern any more than rain is..
Look motherfuckers, one single episode of having water sloshing around in your door like its a bathtub is all hands on deck gotta fix this thing right fucking now. There is no planet where her behavior is 1) acceptable or b) normal.
Oh I completely agree.. but you know, with the exception of Val, womenz, brah.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 3:18 pm
by Desertbreh
SAWCE wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 2:55 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:51 pm

Look motherfuckers, one single episode of having water sloshing around in your door like its a bathtub is all hands on deck gotta fix this thing right fucking now. There is no planet where her behavior is 1) acceptable or b) normal.
Oh I completely agree.. but you know, with the exception of Val, womenz, brah.
Not letting the whole gender off the hook either.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 4:46 pm
by Valkyrie
I'm lazy about maintenance now that I don't drive. Haven't washed a car in a few years besides occasionally running a shop vac inside. I gave away a bunch of tools 2 years ago before the move. The car has had a front wheel bearing or axle on the way out for at least a year. :aintcare:

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 5:24 pm
by CaleDeRoo
That gen Nissan Sentra is the only rental car my mom has ever returned for being so shitty. My mom, who at the time was driving a 2006 Subaru Legacy, returned a 2018 Nissan Sentra to Enterprise because she hated it.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 9:26 am
by MexicanYarisTK
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:57 pm She continues to taunt me. She wants to go look at a 2013 Nissan Sentra SR, with 63,000 miles on it listed for $11,500.00. Instead of simply biting the bullet on a new Corolla that will run long after she is dead and buried, she wants to buy a plastic Nissan with CVT that will explode in 2 years. That is $500 more than I paid for an Aryan missile that will last to 400K miles and do 150 in the left lane all the way to Maine.
Its her decision, a bad idea, but if she wants it and wants to make that decision and so be it, then tell her dont come crying to me when shit hits the fan

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 12:48 pm
by Desertbreh
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 9:26 am
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:57 pm She continues to taunt me. She wants to go look at a 2013 Nissan Sentra SR, with 63,000 miles on it listed for $11,500.00. Instead of simply biting the bullet on a new Corolla that will run long after she is dead and buried, she wants to buy a plastic Nissan with CVT that will explode in 2 years. That is $500 more than I paid for an Aryan missile that will last to 400K miles and do 150 in the left lane all the way to Maine.
Its her decision, a bad idea, but if she wants it and wants to make that decision and so be it, then tell her dont come crying to me when shit hits the fan
Yes, adults get to make their own decisions. If we just accepted this premise and shrugged our shoulders, 90% of the content in this forum would vanish.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 1:57 pm
by SAWCE
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 12:48 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 9:26 am

Its her decision, a bad idea, but if she wants it and wants to make that decision and so be it, then tell her dont come crying to me when shit hits the fan
Yes, adults get to make their own decisions. If we just accepted this premise and shrugged our shoulders, 90% of the content in this forum would vanish.
If I can’t tell someone they’re wrong then there is no point to life.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 2:15 pm
by Desertbreh
SAWCE wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 1:57 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 12:48 pm

Yes, adults get to make their own decisions. If we just accepted this premise and shrugged our shoulders, 90% of the content in this forum would vanish.
If I can’t tell someone they’re wrong then there is no point to life.
The path of the righteous man needs a navigator.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 2:34 pm
by Valkyrie
I mainly use the internet for learning how I'm :wrong: about stuff. That and cat videos.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 3:02 pm
by Desertbreh
She is off to test drive the Nissan, which has an asking price of $11,500. She is a faithful follower of the LJC. If he truly existed, he would start an electrical fire in that car before her arrival.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 4:26 pm
by Desertbreh
She actually drove a 2017 Altima with 39K miles. I could live with that.

Help Me Find My Paralegal a Soul Sucking Derpmobile to replace the Black Stallion

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 4:27 pm
by Desertbreh
Saturday is a 2013 Buick Verano