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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2023 3:22 pm
by wap
Looks great!

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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm
by Johnny_P
So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.

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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:28 pm
by Desertbreh
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
Man oh Man.

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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:49 pm
by golftdibrad1
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
You know what the answer is.

Leave Philly. Like the greater area. Knoxville has great bike trails.

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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:02 pm
by Johnny_P
golftdibrad1 wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:49 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
You know what the answer is.

Leave Philly. Like the greater area. Knoxville has great bike trails.
Yeah. We are staying near Philly to be closer to her parents. But I’m on board, this city feels pretty stale to me.

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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:10 pm
by coogles
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
Holy wow.

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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:32 pm
by Desertbreh
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:02 pm
golftdibrad1 wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:49 pm

You know what the answer is.

Leave Philly. Like the greater area. Knoxville has great bike trails.
Yeah. We are staying near Philly to be closer to her parents. But I’m on board, this city feels pretty stale to me.
The real estate market you are decribing is quite insane. It makes California look normal. $460K offer but you'll go up to $600K but that is still a hard no dawg? So what do you think the winning offer was?

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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:37 pm
by wap
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
:wtf: :rage:
:( Sorry, dood.

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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:44 pm
by Johnny_P
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:32 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:02 pm

Yeah. We are staying near Philly to be closer to her parents. But I’m on board, this city feels pretty stale to me.
The real estate market you are decribing is quite insane. It makes California look normal. $460K offer but you'll go up to $600K but that is still a hard no dawg? So what do you think the winning offer was?
No clue. We will find out later once the sale is complete. But probably low $500k ish? I guess my escalation clause needed to be more aggressive so instead of $5k over next best offer it should have been what $15k?

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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2023 10:04 pm
by Desertbreh
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:44 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:32 pm

The real estate market you are decribing is quite insane. It makes California look normal. $460K offer but you'll go up to $600K but that is still a hard no dawg? So what do you think the winning offer was?
No clue. We will find out later once the sale is complete. But probably low $500k ish? I guess my escalation clause needed to be more aggressive so instead of $5k over next best offer it should have been what $15k?
I don't get it.

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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2023 7:46 am
by golftdibrad1
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:44 pm

No clue. We will find out later once the sale is complete. But probably low $500k ish? I guess my escalation clause needed to be more aggressive so instead of $5k over next best offer it should have been what $15k?
DB said i dont get it... had to remove quote for server errors...

me either, if your agent cant pry the conditions out the other agent, and has been unsuccessful in brokering you guys a successful deal thus far its time to

FIRE THEIR ASS

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Getting the specifics on why you were unsuccessful on specific properties is like, their job man.

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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2023 8:22 am
by Johnny_P
Selling agent will not disclose sale price until the sale is completed and it’s in public record.

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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:36 pm
by MexicanYarisTK
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
I just came, this is so fucked up. Almost got it locked and boom, always has to do to a cash buyer with god knows how they earned that money from.

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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:46 pm
by Desertbreh
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:36 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
I just came, this is so fucked up. Almost got it locked and boom, always has to do to a cash buyer with god knows how they earned that money from.
:impressive:

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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 12:42 am
by MexicanYarisTK
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:46 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:36 pm

I just came, this is so fucked up. Almost got it locked and boom, always has to do to a cash buyer with god knows how they earned that money from.
:impressive:
Im not used to a more dead dfd where I had to settle for unread posts, also I barely come to this thread :lol:

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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 10:42 am
by SAWCE
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:46 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:36 pm

I just came, this is so fucked up. Almost got it locked and boom, always has to do to a cash buyer with god knows how they earned that money from.
:impressive:
:lolol:

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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2023 8:15 am
by Johnny_P
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:46 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:36 pm

I just came, this is so fucked up. Almost got it locked and boom, always has to do to a cash buyer with god knows how they earned that money from.
:impressive:
LOL

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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm
by Johnny_P
JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.

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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:50 pm
by SAWCE
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
Is this the opposite of a pirate letter?

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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 10:53 pm
by wap
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
What do these letters say?

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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 10:53 pm
by wap
SAWCE wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:50 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
Is this the opposite of a pirate letter?
:iswydt: :member:

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2023 9:03 am
by Johnny_P
wap wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 10:53 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
What do these letters say?
That we are looking for a home and if you’re selling or know someone who is to please cal / email / consider us.

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2023 10:17 am
by wap
Johnny_P wrote: Sun Jul 16, 2023 9:03 am
wap wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 10:53 pm

What do these letters say?
That we are looking for a home and if you’re selling or know someone who is to please cal / email / consider us.
:word:
:amaze: and :( that this is :wat: you have to resort to.

Good luck, dood.

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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2023 8:20 am
by golftdibrad1
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
that sounds like a ridiculous way to spend a saturday.

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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2023 10:53 am
by Johnny_P
golftdibrad1 wrote: Mon Jul 17, 2023 8:20 am
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
that sounds like a ridiculous way to spend a saturday.
It wasn’t great