The Sno Show - Tales of Wedding Fuckery

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Sno, those pics looked beautiful but I can't help but think that everything would just be muddy and filthy and full of chicken and cow shit. Why do people do working farm weddings?

Pinshit.

[goIftdibrad]

Dat tall bride.

She's in my top 3 for worst and bitchiest. Gorgeous wedding and she is gorgeous. But I almost quit her wedding, refunded her in full and walked away. She made every vendor's life hell.

But she had a sister who was practically a twin and at least tolerable. On the right.




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wow, thats pretty bad. Also, barn wedding is so stoopid.

people that are attractive and never have to try hard in life (and therefor don't) are THE WORST.

[dubshow]

She's in my top 3 for worst and bitchiest. Gorgeous wedding and she is gorgeous. But I almost quit her wedding, refunded her in full and walked away. She made every vendor's life hell.

But she had a sister who was practically a twin and at least tolerable. On the right.




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wow, thats pretty bad. Also, barn wedding is so stoopid.

people that are attractive and never have to try hard in life (and therefor don't) are THE WORST.

Such judgement

[Sno]

Sno, those pics looked beautiful but I can't help but think that everything would just be muddy and filthy and full of chicken and cow shit. Why do people do working farm weddings?

Pinshit.

It blew up on Pinterest a couple years ago and now everyone in the industry is desperately begging it to die. Girls book it without realizing it means they will need:
generators
portable bathrooms
all ice and water brought in
all furniture rented
lighting
trash removal
creature comforts such as temperature control

They are the absolute worst. This was also a high-profile wedding (a couple Indy car drivers in attendance). It was at a local restaurant/farm that has beautiful facilities but the barn is a working barn. You just shake your head at the idea of it. Why would you spend so much money on luxury linens and food choices and then put it in a barn? This one, in particular, had SO MANY flies because, cows. The bride pitched a bitch about it and we all just looked at her like "you booked a barn?..."

http://traderspointcreamery.com/events/plan-your-event/
(hey! that's my wedding on the website! Sweet!)

Being high profile, the female guests were all in very expensive shoes. I don't know how many times I heard them complain that night about their how ruined their Jimmy Choos were going to be for walking around in gravel and on grass all day. The location was on the invite...

[Sno]

wow, thats pretty bad. Also, barn wedding is so stoopid.

people that are attractive and never have to try hard in life (and therefor don't) are THE WORST.

Such judgement

Such accuracy.

[goIftdibrad]

Such judgement

Such accuracy.

People who work/have worked in the service industry know dis.

[dubshow]

Such accuracy.

People who work/have worked in the service industry know dis.

Fire me up some beignets, dough bitch.

[goIftdibrad]

People who work/have worked in the service industry know dis.

Fire me up some beignets, dough bitch.

I also was an assistant manager at a movie theater when you were still in grade school, bitch.

[dubshow]

Fire me up some beignets, dough bitch.

I also was an assistant manager at a movie theater when you were still in grade school, bitch.

Clean up on aisle 10. We have a nabisco clean up on aisle 10.

[goIftdibrad]

I also was an assistant manager at a movie theater when you were still in grade school, bitch.

Clean up on aisle 10. We have a nabisco clean up on aisle 10.

[Johnny_P]

Working barn?

I've been to one wedding that was in a barn. The barn part was alright, just dancing in there, animals were underneath it. But it was made very clear that the dress was more casual and you'd be walking through dirt and grass.

Not really my jam I guess. It wasn't bad doe.

[stripethree]

Sister is hotter and that face you can tell she is a thunder cunt.

Random bridesmaid on the left is a better play IMHO. Probably secretly tired of self-absorbed sisters that are slightly more attractive than she is, even though she's quite attractive. She's also the only one not essentially looking at herself thus, maybe slightly less self-absorbed. The bride is also afflicted with a disappointing case of flat ass. I mean, she cute, I'm just being picky.

Edit: spotted ring on third wheel's hand. Eject Goose, eject, watch the canopy.

[dubshow]

Sister is hotter and that face you can tell she is a thunder cunt.

Random bridesmaid on the left is a better play IMHO. Probably secretly tired of self-absorbed sisters that are slightly more attractive than she is, even though she's quite attractive. She's also the only one not essentially looking at herself thus, maybe slightly less self-absorbed. The bride is also afflicted with a disappointing case of flat ass. I mean, she cute, I'm just being picky.

Edit: spotted ring on third wheel's hand. Eject Goose, eject, watch the canopy.

[Sno]

Sister is hotter and that face you can tell she is a thunder cunt.

Random bridesmaid on the left is a better play IMHO. Probably secretly tired of self-absorbed sisters that are slightly more attractive than she is, even though she's quite attractive. She's also the only one not essentially looking at herself thus, maybe slightly less self-absorbed. The bride is also afflicted with a disappointing case of flat ass. I mean, she cute, I'm just being picky.

Edit: spotted ring on third wheel's hand. Eject Goose, eject, watch the canopy.

She was Russian. Accent and all. And she wore that dress braless. Which I also heard about all night.

[Johnny_P]

Random bridesmaid on the left is a better play IMHO. Probably secretly tired of self-absorbed sisters that are slightly more attractive than she is, even though she's quite attractive. She's also the only one not essentially looking at herself thus, maybe slightly less self-absorbed. The bride is also afflicted with a disappointing case of flat ass. I mean, she cute, I'm just being picky.

Edit: spotted ring on third wheel's hand. Eject Goose, eject, watch the canopy.

She was Russian. Accent and all. And she wore that dress braless. Which I also heard about all night.

[stripethree]

She was Russian. Accent and all. And she wore that dress braless. Which I also heard about all night.

Makes me think that she was prepared to win the wedding, and possibly did. Barns offer places to hide and drown out noise.

Also:

[Sno]

She was Russian. Accent and all. And she wore that dress braless. Which I also heard about all night.

Makes me think that she was prepared to win the wedding, and possibly did. Barns offer places to hide and drown out noise.

Also:

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[Acid666]

Bride:
Sister: jaw but
White Russian:

[goIftdibrad]

Makes me think that she was prepared to win the wedding, and possibly did. Barns offer places to hide and drown out noise.

Also:

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[Apex]

russian doesn't do much for me.

Sister doe

[stripethree]

Super petty: bride has weird looking knees. I count 4 knee caps. I bet she nixes that photo from being shared anywhere widely public.

[wap]

Sno, those pics looked beautiful but I can't help but think that everything would just be muddy and filthy and full of chicken and cow shit. Why do people do working farm weddings?

Pinshit.

[wap]

She's in my top 3 for worst and bitchiest. Gorgeous wedding and she is gorgeous. But I almost quit her wedding, refunded her in full and walked away. She made every vendor's life hell.

But she had a sister who was practically a twin and at least tolerable. On the right.




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wow, thats pretty bad. Also, barn wedding is so stoopid.

people that are attractive and never have to try hard in life (and therefor don't) are THE WORST.

Agree with all dat, especially the bolded.

[goIftdibrad]

Super petty: bride has weird looking knees. I count 4 knee caps. I bet she nixes that photo from being shared anywhere widely public.

dang, you right.

[wap]

Bride:
Sister: jaw but
White Russian:

Perfect sum-up.