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nuggstein wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:46 pm rudy, what the fuck was it so cold in Orlando? i forgot my jacket at home and it was freezing. everyone had winter coats and gloves and whatnot. we went to Walmart at 11 PM on our first night and they only had XXL jackets. I found a pajama shirt that was fine for an extra layer. so i bought that...it had the four band members on Sting on the front. :dafuq:
:wtf: that got to do with me.
:gtfo: :crang: next time check the weather before traveling or buy a jacket from not-Walmart
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:35 pm Lovin’ da new Avi, :wap:

Methinks I need a new one too!
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I felt like a change. I'll go back to my original, handsome face eventually. :like:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:36 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:17 pm

:wtf:
:dat: was 5/7 :wtf:

Same salesman that forged a signature for an early lease termination on then TDI thing using my MOM’s signature when it was actually my dad’s car.

:lolgasm: :notsure: :nope:
:wat: an unethical :jackass:
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:58 pm
nuggstein wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:46 pm rudy, what the fuck was it so cold in Orlando? i forgot my jacket at home and it was freezing. everyone had winter coats and gloves and whatnot. we went to Walmart at 11 PM on our first night and they only had XXL jackets. I found a pajama shirt that was fine for an extra layer. so i bought that...it had the four band members on Sting on the front. :dafuq:
:wtf: that got to do with me.
:gtfo: :crang: next time check the weather before traveling or buy a jacket from not-Walmart
This made me :lolol:
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nuggstein wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:46 pm rudy, what the fuck was it so cold in Orlando? i forgot my jacket at home and it was freezing. everyone had winter coats and gloves and whatnot. we went to Walmart at 11 PM on our first night and they only had XXL jackets. I found a pajama shirt that was fine for an extra layer. so i bought that...it had the four band members on Sting on the front. :dafuq:
:millennial:
:dat:
I don't know what a pajama shirt is, unless he means an actual pajama top? Also :wtf: is the bolded?
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:15 pm
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:millennial:
:dat:
I don't know what a pajama shirt is, unless he means an actual pajama top? Also :wtf: is the bolded?
:dat:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:15 pm
[user not found] wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:08 pm

:millennial:
:dat:
I don't know what a pajama shirt is, unless he means an actual pajama top? Also :wtf: is the bolded?
I meant to put it had the four band members from KISS on the front, lol.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:22 pm
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I'm far less likely to snap at someone and choke slam them thru a window now.
Well, okay... That is good.

However, I think you transferred that rage to me. I've been going off all morning and feel like I'm not quite done yet.
You and I both.. The main buyer at our main customer left, and his replacement sucks. She's been sending RFQs for a bunch of shit that we already quoted him, but asking for one more PCB.. Bitch, you don't get a price break going from 10 to 11 pieces. Ask me for a new price when you want to buy 100 of these at a time.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:24 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:22 pm

Well, okay... That is good.

However, I think you transferred that rage to me. I've been going off all morning and feel like I'm not quite done yet.
You and I both.. The main buyer at our main customer left, and his replacement sucks. She's been sending RFQs for a bunch of shit that we already quoted him, but asking for one more PCB.. Bitch, you don't get a price break going from 10 to 11 pieces. Ask me for a new price when you want to buy 100 of these at a time.
charge her for 12
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This lady at work is complaining because her nails are too long and she can’t fingerprint into the reader to get into the building
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troyguitar wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:17 pm Insane in the :crang: brane.
:dat: :lol:
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:29 pm This lady at work is complaining because her nails are too long and she can’t fingerprint into the reader because her nails are too long
So cut them?
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:30 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:29 pm This lady at work is complaining because her nails are too long and she can’t fingerprint into the reader because her nails are too long
So cut them?
:wtf:
:yeahok: she just got them did. Ain’t no :mahtroy: girl gonna cut her $150 fake nail job to get into work so they can actually get paid
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:24 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:22 pm

Well, okay... That is good.

However, I think you transferred that rage to me. I've been going off all morning and feel like I'm not quite done yet.
You and I both.. The main buyer at our main customer left, and his replacement sucks. She's been sending RFQs for a bunch of shit that we already quoted him, but asking for one more PCB.. Bitch, you don't get a price break going from 10 to 11 pieces. Ask me for a new price when you want to buy 100 of these at a time.
I hated it when a buyer I developed a relationship with left and I had to train a new buyer. Sometimes it can work out in your favor but often it's just :disgust:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:27 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:24 pm

You and I both.. The main buyer at our main customer left, and his replacement sucks. She's been sending RFQs for a bunch of shit that we already quoted him, but asking for one more PCB.. Bitch, you don't get a price break going from 10 to 11 pieces. Ask me for a new price when you want to buy 100 of these at a time.
charge her for 12
The :sawce: dozen :jizz:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:29 pm This lady at work is complaining because her nails are too long and she can’t fingerprint into the reader to get into the building
Dat non-ninja edit.

Offer to bite her nails off for her.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:29 pm This lady at work is complaining because her nails are too long and she can’t fingerprint into the reader to get into the building
Is she Ayanna Williams?

http://people.com/human-interest/ayanna ... ngernails/
It took one Texas woman around 20 years to break the 2018 Guinness World Record for the world’s longest fingernails for a female.

Ayanna Williams spends 20 hours and uses two bottles of nail polish to paint her shiny and colorful nails that stretch 18 feet and 10.9 inches long.

“I usually do them once a month,” she tells PEOPLE Now. “I use acrylic, which is two products combined.”

And the day-to-day upkeep is just as arduous.

“I wash them about three times a day,” she says. “I clean with them a brush at the sink. I use disinfectant or bleach.”

Williams wouldn’t be able to have such long nails if she didn’t have help from her granddaughters who do chores around the house. She can’t wash dishes and has to use a pencil or one of her knuckles to use the computer or her cell phone.

“Sometimes if I’m eating popcorn I use a spoon,” she says, adding that she also has a problem with eating hamburgers in public.

What would it take for her to cut them?

“Six figures,” she says.
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:33 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:29 pm This lady at work is complaining because her nails are too long and she can’t fingerprint into the reader to get into the building
Dat non-ninja edit.

Offer to bite her nails off for her.
Nice blobfish. Or is that what you really look like?
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:33 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:29 pm This lady at work is complaining because her nails are too long and she can’t fingerprint into the reader to get into the building
Dat non-ninja edit.

Offer to bite her nails off for her.
Maybe I can hire :crang: to bite people’s nails off and then plug their hairs out
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:33 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:29 pm This lady at work is complaining because her nails are too long and she can’t fingerprint into the reader to get into the building
Dat non-ninja edit.

Offer to bite her nails off for her.
:gag:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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nuggstein wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:34 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:29 pm This lady at work is complaining because her nails are too long and she can’t fingerprint into the reader to get into the building
Is she Ayanna Williams? http://people.com/human-interest/ayanna ... ngernails/

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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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nuggstein wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:34 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:29 pm This lady at work is complaining because her nails are too long and she can’t fingerprint into the reader to get into the building
Is she Ayanna Williams?

http://people.com/human-interest/ayanna ... ngernails/
It took one Texas woman around 20 years to break the 2018 Guinness World Record for the world’s longest fingernails for a female.

Ayanna Williams spends 20 hours and uses two bottles of nail polish to paint her shiny and colorful nails that stretch 18 feet and 10.9 inches long.

“I usually do them once a month,” she tells PEOPLE Now. “I use acrylic, which is two products combined.”

And the day-to-day upkeep is just as arduous.

“I wash them about three times a day,” she says. “I clean with them a brush at the sink. I use disinfectant or bleach.”

Williams wouldn’t be able to have such long nails if she didn’t have help from her granddaughters who do chores around the house. She can’t wash dishes and has to use a pencil or one of her knuckles to use the computer or her cell phone.

“Sometimes if I’m eating popcorn I use a spoon,” she says, adding that she also has a problem with eating hamburgers in public.

What would it take for her to cut them?

“Six figures,” she says.
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How does she wipe her ass?
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nuggstein wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:34 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:33 pm

Dat non-ninja edit.

Offer to bite her nails off for her.
Nice blobfish. Or is that what you really look like?
Thanks. I especially like that bit of ooze dripping out the side of my/its mouth.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:38 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:33 pm

Dat non-ninja edit.

Offer to bite her nails off for her.
Maybe I can hire :crang: to bite people’s nails off and then plug their hairs out
:notbad:
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