OT 12: Pew Pew Pew

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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:11 pm Lunch.

Chicken Milenese sandwich
Side of fried homemade mozzarella

:drool: :drunk: :fatty: food :baby:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:15 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:11 pm Lunch.

Chicken Milenese sandwich
Side of fried homemade mozzarella

:drool: :drunk: :fatty: food :baby:
:narc: gonna get fat
:fatty:
:fuckyeah:

The food is :drool: :amazing: here at this place. Literally next door to my jerb.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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We should have a thread about our food. I member we had it last DFD.

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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Sometimes id like to see and :drool: over the food people are eating.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:16 pm We should have a thread about our food. I member we had it last DFD.

:notsure:
search n00b
http://datforumdoe.com/forum/viewtopic. ... day#p95621
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:16 pm We should have a thread about our food. I member we had it last DFD.

:notsure:
I thought we had a "What's for lunch" thread here :iono:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:20 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:16 pm We should have a thread about our food. I member we had it last DFD.

:notsure:
search n00b
http://datforumdoe.com/forum/viewtopic. ... day#p95621
:dat: 's the one.
We lost Do Work again doe :(
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:12 pm
:dat: 's the one.
We lost Do Work again doe :(
:sad:
:baby:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:12 am

The original :alpo: ?
Oh FUCKYEAH he rules
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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In case anyone is wondering, typing with one hand is waaaaaaaaaaay more fun when both hands are functional...
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Thedude wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:29 pm In case anyone is wondering, typing with one hand is waaaaaaaaaaay more fun when both hands are functional...
Is it hard to :fap:
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Just got a call from our VW salesman about an “accident” that I apparently got into with my car... but my car is here. Lol
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:04 pm Just got a call from our VW salesman about an “accident” that I apparently got into with my car... but my car is here. Lol
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:42 pm
Thedude wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:29 pm In case anyone is wondering, typing with one hand is waaaaaaaaaaay more fun when both hands are functional...
Is it hard to :fap:
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:04 pm Just got a call from our VW salesman about an “accident” that I apparently got into with my car... but my car is here. Lol
:wtf:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Apex wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:00 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:57 am Quiet day on the DFD network. Assuming ‘Pecs isn’t posting cuz he’s either ripping someone apart or in HR office
Instead of a 95% chance of me getting fired, I'm down to about 35% right now...
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Usually, people think there is 0% chance of it happening right before it happens.
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Apex wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:00 pm

Instead of a 95% chance of me getting fired, I'm down to about 35% right now...
:notsure:

Usually, people think there is 0% chance of it happening right before it happens.
I'm far less likely to snap at someone and choke slam them thru a window now.
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Apex wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:20 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:18 pm

:notsure:

Usually, people think there is 0% chance of it happening right before it happens.
I'm far less likely to snap at someone and choke slam them thru a window now.
Well, okay... That is good.

However, I think you transferred that rage to me. I've been going off all morning and feel like I'm not quite done yet.
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Apex wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:20 pm

I'm far less likely to snap at someone and choke slam them thru a window now.
Well, okay... That is good.

However, I think you transferred that rage to me. I've been going off all morning and feel like I'm not quite done yet.
Sympathy :rage: :iono:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Lovin’ da new Avi, :wap:

Methinks I need a new one too!
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:17 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:04 pm Just got a call from our VW salesman about an “accident” that I apparently got into with my car... but my car is here. Lol
:wtf:
:dat: was 5/7 :wtf:

Same salesman that forged a signature for an early lease termination on then TDI thing using my MOM’s signature when it was actually my dad’s car.

:lolgasm: :notsure: :nope:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:36 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:17 pm

:wtf:
:dat: was 5/7 :wtf:

Same salesman that forged a signature for an early lease termination on then TDI thing using my MOM’s signature when it was actually my dad’s car.

:lolgasm: :notsure: :nope:
lawsuit?
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just spoke to my boss about my raise again. it's coming (she has a list of people), but she needs to speak to the CTO in person, and he's been travelling constantly. she said she didn't forget about me and hopefully he's in tomorrow. then it has to be approved by the CEO.

i don't wanna be pushy about it but we last spoke about it in october/early november. and she had said to wait until the end of december which is when these things happen. but i was off. and then i went to a client.
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rudy, what the fuck was it so cold in Orlando? i forgot my jacket at home and it was freezing. everyone had winter coats and gloves and whatnot. we went to Walmart at 11 PM on our first night and they only had XXL jackets. I found a pajama shirt that was fine for an extra layer. so i bought that...it had the four band members on Sting on the front. :dafuq:
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:22 pm
Apex wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:20 pm

I'm far less likely to snap at someone and choke slam them thru a window now.
Well, okay... That is good.

However, I think you transferred that rage to me. I've been going off all morning and feel like I'm not quite done yet.
My apologies good :waxer:
Never meant to transfer the rage to anyone.
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